What a bunch of cry babies. You guys got enough friends to take on Bucks yet? Go get some more. Come back with twelve strapping lads, none of whom use Gold. Be gone with you!
Anyone ever heard of a sadder number one alliance? Always some problem they have, always its slanted against them somehow. Always its someone else's fault, not theirs.
In all honesty they deserve our sympathy, not our scorn. Here let me help:
"Hello friends I'm uncle James. Were you supposed to be climbing mountains, but now you are just treading plateaus? Does the world seem grey, no matter how much gold you spend? 85 manti nukes don't make you smile like they used to? Simmers on your team really getting you down? Do like four players max do all the work while everyone else does God knows what behind your lines?
Did they promise you any easy win if you were willing to buy it up front? Is True Fear messing that up?
Then don't wait another minute, pick up the phone and call the professionals. Our clean, well spoken, and efficient staff are on hand 24 hours a day to service all your mental heath issues on a case by case basis. Call or skype now with your problems, and find someone to talk to.
All major Daddies credit cards are accepted, and you can call us in your underwear from your Mom's basement.
Don't fret my friends, better days are ahead. Call now."
