My Hill

DeletedUser18132

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King of the Hill

Everyone knows the rules, right? You try to take the hill away from the person before you. ANd if someone asks why I started this, it's
A. I'm bored
B. I need more posts
C. Every world has one
D. I want to make this forum an educational and enriching place
E. I want to see if phoenix closes this, and
F. To make the forum more active.

Ok, I place a flag on a hill. MY HILL
 
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DeletedUser17045

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Well, I dare not challenge Phoenix for the hill, so therefore I set up camp on the bottom of the hill and wait for some fool to challenge Phoenix. Once this shtoopid traveller does so, I sneak up and wait for the right moment to strike.

**Waits for shtoopid traveller**
 

DeletedUser18132

Guest
Me shtoopid traveller. I come up to phoenix and ask for a glass of water. He trips on a rock and falls down Cheezehead. MY HILL
 

DeletedUser17045

Guest
Shtoopid traveller is shtoopid traveller and therefore continues travelling shtoopid leaving the hill unattended. THEREFORE, I CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF HILL. My Hill!
 

DeletedUser18132

Guest
I come back and becaome smart! I trick you into dying. MY HILL
 

DeletedUser

Guest
you become shtoopid again, and think that there is a hill in your kitchen.
So you go to your kitchen, and I just claim the empty hill
MY HILL
 
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DeletedUser

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It's actually King of the Hill, but it's called 'My Hill' here.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The first thing that they teach you in school is that it's Kosta's Hill, and no one else's
MY HILL
 

DeletedUser18132

Guest
Nice change in avatar. Anayway, throw you in a pit. MY HILL
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Transport you to the moon using some sort of high-tech laser beam/ray/something-or-other.

Claim the hill in your absence.

MY HILL
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I use aforementionted laser to transport the hill to the moon with me.

MY HILL
 
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