Pnp 20 Differences Between Krypteian and OV Players

SonOfMacedon

Guest
Ever since the dawn of Gela, there has been a deep division amongst these two major alliances. There is no common ground between the two camps. Krypteia can't stand OV because they see them as the ultimate defensive alliance. OV hate Krypteia because... well... everybody hates Krypteia.

For those who might not be aware of the distinction between these two radically different alliances, here are 20 differences between the average Krypteian player and the average OV player.

1.
OV Player: Tries as hard as he can not to lose a city.
Krypt Player: Conquers cities.

2.
OV Player: Only attacks cities with a prior spy report.
Krypt Player: Attacks anything he can get his hands on.

3.
OV Player: Drinks coffee.
Krypt Player: Drinks Whiskey.

4.
OV Player: Sleeps for 8 hours a night.
Krypt Player: Sleeps for 8 hours a week.

5.
OV Player: Obsesses over upgrading farming villages to level 6.
Krypt Player: Conquers OV cities on islands where farming villages are level 6.

6.
OV Player: Runs city festivals.
Krypt Player: Runs victory processions.

7.
OV Player: Likes building up cities and researching stuff in the Academy.
Krypt Player: Conquers well-built OV cities.

8.
OV Player: Googles Grepolis defensive strategies.
Krypt Player: Googles Grepolis offensive unit ratios.

9.
OV Player: Has pacts with 10 other alliances.
Krypt Player: Doesn’t have any pacts with an alliance in the top 10.

10.
OV Player: Wonders why everyone just can’t get along.
Krypt Player: Wonders why OV is even still playing.

11.
OV Player: Doesn't care about winning this world.
Krypt Player: Will win this world.

12.
OV Player: Spends all his gold on birs.
Krypt Player: Spends all his gold on LS nukes.

13.
OV Player: Has a lot of cities because he colonized them all.
Krypt Player: Has a lot of cities because he conquered them all.

14.
OV Player: A CS attempt consists of 2 land nukes, and a pack of cigarettes.
Krypt Player: A CS attempt consists of 6 LS nukes, a bottle of whiskey, and enough land offence to clear Troy.

15.
OV Player: Has all friendly cities trip-wired, never tries to siege break.
Krypt Player: Sends 2,000 LS for a siege break.

16.
OV Player: Despises players that only attack at night.
Krypt Player: Prefers to attack at night.

17.
OV Player: Considers himself a good player, even though he hasn't taken an enemy city in months.
Krypt Player: Has mastered the art of conquests on Gela.

18.
OV Player: Wakes up in the middle of the night to check if he's under siege.
Krypt Player: Has mobile attack alarm.

19.
OV Player: Looks down on Krypteia and their Generals.
Krypt Player: Is the first one to praise the brave men and women of Krypteia.

20.
OV Player: Thinks he’s better than everyone else.
Krypt Player: Knows he’s better than everyone else.


SonOfMacedon -
General of the Krypteian Phalanx Task Force, Captain of the South Oceans, Diplomat of the South-South Eastern Regions, Commodore of the Supreme Oceanic Poseidon Tactical Task Group, Admiral of the Obsidian Joint Fleet Command, Alliance Judge Advocate-General - Justice of the Krypteian Courts, Emergency Response Force 21-A Commanding Officer, Assistant Director of the Office of Personnel Management, Alliance Communications and Cartography Specialist, Assistant to the Manager of Research & Development, Brother of the Order of The T, Starfighter Wing Group Commander, Director of Alliance Internal Affairs and Strategic Planning, Regional Commander of the Alliance Counter-Intelligence Agency (OTPHJ division).
 
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jonorocks1

Guest
20.
OV Player: Thinks he’s better than everyone else.
Krypt Player: Knows he’s better than everyone else.
Ahahaha kinda contradictory, since you are the one thinking you are better than everyone else?? :p But other than that, love the fact this forum is still alive :)
 

greenolive5555

Guest
Somebody from Krypt please install a mute button on your toy. He is making you guys look like trash and as far as my talks with the people in krypt that is not the case for the majority but this guy has a mouth. The 21st difference between YOU personally Son and OV is they have some common sense and class. Take a break from the forums learn some manners then feel free to come back. The way your acting and talking was funny the first time annoyed me because I had to read so much the second time, and now just makes you sound like a petty kid who is begging OV to quit. This is a game not RL. Show some class. OV I respect EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. You show more honor, respect, and resilience than This guy. You obviously are keeping him up at night. Krypt as a whole I respect you guys and the leaders there I talk to but put this guy in check because he is making your whole alliance look bad.
 
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greenolive5555

Guest
Proof. some of the 20 attacks incoming lol ... This guy has never had anything to do with me but is butthurt because somebody told him he needs a mute button installed. Just speaks wonders about the company Krypt keeps. ASK ANY KRYPT LEADER who as ever spoken to me. We are at war but I keep it light. Its a game and every single other player from krypt has been respectable. Krypt, time to take out the trash. This guy has no class. Grow up

 

greenolive5555

Guest
Don't be afraid guys our little misquito is more bark than bite. He was gracious enough to cancel all but one of his attacks after I PM'd him and forwarded it to leaders. (which goes to show not all of krypt act like him) but I had some spare favor and a bit of a hunch and I think I could have ACTUALLY survived his attacks...
 

Jorisva1

Polemarch
You people have nooo idea.

Macedon is one of our best players. when he gets near you, and he is your enemy: best thing you can do is ghost.
 

greenolive5555

Guest
I said nothing about his gameplay did I? I can go back and edit if I did. All I said was his attitude leaves a lot to be desired . He talks down to people and tries to antagonize them. Then I proceeded to say it was nothing like most of you guys jorsiva. Even you helped me out when I first joined the forums and had stupid questions you answered them for me in PM in game. This guy does not reflect the type of class in Krypt I have become accustomed to. That is my basic point. He may be able to rim me idk because I am not fighting him. But I have seen how he acts and there is no respect between us as far as that goes. Hopefully its just an isolated case. I see his stats he is a good fighter but it says a lot about krypt if you can have diarrhea of the mouth as long as you are a good fighter.
 
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Jorisva1

Polemarch
Well, we have different opinions on that then. I like his attitude.

You need to realize that this is just a game. What he is doing is pure PnP (as the title says). Propaganda. Ingame he has an entirely different attitude. Towards friends he is a very helpful and nice guy. :)
 

greenolive5555

Guest
Seems his PNP tends to transfer over to in game as the screenshots show. I respect that you have your buddies back on here. I would do the same but if we took a vote for the whole world based just on his comments and left his buddies out of it... I guarantee 95% says he looks like a child and the other 5% would say not to pick on people with his "condition". I get the idea of PNP's its all in good fun but 3 in 48 hours all too long and all saying the same thing is excessive. If you want to put out your Propaganda, as the title says, I will put out my two cents and state why it is Propaganda. I think that is fair enough.
 

Jorisva1

Polemarch
It is. It is meant for having a laugh.

Honestly, I don't really understand why you feel offended. He did transfer it to ingame, by sending lousy attacks. So what's the problem about that? You could make a nice lot of BP. :)
 

greenolive5555

Guest
I laughed the first time he did a PNP 48 hours ago even +repped him and signed it because I like people getting involved. I laughed after I finished reading for an hour on the second one then took an advil and said nothing then the 3rd really? Sorry I am still not offended just letting him know what I think about it. All three said the same thing. I like reading the forums its fun and you can get into a bit of joking banter with people you respect like I do with the guys from Order of Chaos. But he is like a broken record.
 

ankimagine

Guest
It is. It is meant for having a laugh.

Honestly, I don't really understand why you feel offended. He did transfer it to ingame, by sending lousy attacks. So what's the problem about that? You could make a nice lot of BP. :)
i am actually laughing. but its not like a happy laugh. its a smirk. i laugh because now i know who is the most stupid player in this world. no offense, but whats wrong with him?? his posts are ridiculous and he forwards the links to everyone atleast in OV. its like he is begging for attention. do you really think that was a good PnP or a wise post worth reading?? nope. it was a poor joke which even failed to make anyone laugh.
 

SonOfMacedon

Guest
Guys what the hell are you talking about? Where is all this backlash coming from? These PnPs are meant to be purely satirical? 95% of what I write is sarcastic, fictional, or exagerated.

Judging by your reactions I think you have completely failed to understand my intentions in writing these. I have no wish to shame OV into quitting, nor do I want to provoke any attacks from enemy alliances. I write these because my guys see them and it gives them a laugh. They eat it up. And in no way have I ever spoke for the Alliance Krypteia - anything I have written has always been solely my own opinion.

It's all meant in good fun. I never meant to offend anybody (except for Kindred). I mean guys from OV are messaging me complimenting me on my writing and saying that it's pretty funny. Although I can understand how you might find the PnP humorous if you're not a member one of the two alliances.
 

MizAnthrope

Guest
SOM was such fun! Man! he made us laugh loads! Almost as much as he made green greeen....