Come back to what you love!
Dear Mr. Toucan,
It has been over 4 years since we have last seen you in the spotlights, you must return to them.
I have heard many rumors that things have not been going well for for you since your last match against those keebler elves, they really didn't want you building a nest in their tree.
Soon after you came out of your coma you announced your retirement from professional food brand mascot boxing. So here I am, requesting for you to take out of your boxing gloves and dust them. Return to the ring. We all know that not fighting against your fellow food mascots is "eating you up" inside (pardon the pun).
I have lined up two fights for you thus far. Your opponents will be the cocky leprechaun from Lucky Charms and Tony the Tiger from Frosted Flakes. In case you are wondering they are not as great as he says they are.
Also, I have made sure that your competition is well, pretty below average. Lucky the Lep has a severe drinking problem and is barely able to stand upright. If you lose against him you probably shouldn't show your rainbow beak in public again. Now, double T is a different story. He has at least tripled his weight. He will be able to absorb any body blows you throw at him, his weakness is his tail. If you pull it hard enough you may be able to buy yourself some time and go for an uppercut to the jaw. Below are the most recent pictures of your adversaries.
The Food Brand Mascot Boxing League (FBML) hasn't been the same since your departure. Please Toucan Sam, consider this offer and come back. Your fans and your fellow fruit loops need you.
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