Pnp A Sad Day for Qulip

Browncloak

Chiliarch
(I haven't posted on here in ages, but felt in the mood after these events. Tried to put all the images in, but there's a limit, so there's a mix of reports I'm afraid.)

A Sad Day for Qulip

The blaring of the alarm woke me from my deep slumber. Who dares attack, I wonder suddenly.
260 Light ships from the dim-witted Qulip appear on my radar.

A thunder of rubble I send at his city for daring to set the klaxons sounding.

(2015-09-18 03:06:18) You have enacted Earthquake on Delphi (Qulip)

Panic-stricken, he launches a 28 hour CS against my valiant city, full with heroes both Archer and Sword to shout 'hey, let us in' to my polis.

The rage of Zeus and the Storm of Poseidon quickly dispatch this poor colony ship.

Code:
[b](2015-09-18 03:09:47) You have enacted Zeus' rage on Qulip[/b]
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[b]Browncloak[/b]

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[b]Qulip[/b]
[b]Imperial Order[/b]
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 			Zeus tears up the sky with
lightning bolts and tosses
soldiers through the air; some
cling to trees, others are
swallowed by the sky.		
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Code:
[b](2015-09-18 03:17:17) You have enacted Sea storm on Qulip[/b]
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[b]Browncloak[/b]

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[b]Qulip[/b]
[b]Imperial Order[/b]
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 			Poseidon rises and his
waves furiously beat against
the ships. It's not a good day
for seafarers.		
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I advise him to stop, this surely isn't worth his losses.
He responds in the boldest of letters as if to scare me with words:

" Qulip on 2015-09-18 at 03:23
GUESS WHAT I HAVE MORE THAN ONE CS :)"

The smile belies the low IQ beneath. He launches another 26 hour colony ship. I tremble and quake, and then go about my business for a day.

His clearing attack 12 hours before his CS perishes, the ships adrift in the sea.

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His anger arises, I must launch more ill-fated attacks he thinks.

A bargain he offers, hoping that I take it.

" Qulip today at 01:09
if you let my cs land with out harm i will recall it but if there's a single troop in the city when cs lands i have orders to take the city"

A laugh, I let out, as another storm from the God Poseidon brings 35 light ships to the sea. His clearing attack, perishes yet again. Who would dare be able to defend against a 26 hour CS?

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Slingers, I must send, thought he! They need no escort, brave warriors these be.

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1360 poor souls perish, never having had a chance in this life.

The colony ship arrives, with both lites of hop, archers brave, and men with sword. "Please let me in" they cry, we wish to escape our leader.

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Over the crumpled bones, shards of wood, and fallen heroes I trod. Sad that this needless loss of life occurred from someone so young.
Back to my eternal hibernation, I return. The comfort of my cave for the winter I seek. I hope this tale amuses, astonishes, and entertains both the strong and the meek.

- Browncloak