So Kustard you do not like your own tactics used against you? You have been bolting BJ for over a week now, using the old COIG tactics to warfare, to no real avail. Just making your members cast bolt after bolt, while your hypocrisy on how this game is played is shown. You and yours bolt from your far away ocean , talking trash and thinking you are gaining some upper hand. while ive got some fun facts for everyone.
So one day, Big John wakes up and says " those buggers are bolting me again!" a few cast protection later his cities are safe, at least for another 12 hours..
On his throne in ocean 34, King Kustard decides to send his navy on a suicide mission, and maybe waste a few of his peons navies while he is at it,
" Go Forth my Loyal Subjects and Die on the blades of UAE" exclaimed this runny foul tasting dessert
" He really wants to fight!" exclaimed Big J as he noticed for one of the first times ever Kustard is sending real units, not just bolts from the unforgiving Gods
So while Big J rallies the troops to meet Kustard&Co navies head on, another plan comes into play.... why not take some wonderful TeA cities and put them to better use for the empire.
isnt this a nice little city?
so while Kustard, runny and foul in his kingdom far far away decides waste over 100 light ships on vengeance and anger, we sneak in and steal from him a nice pointed city, and one of the few strong holds left in our part of ocean 43.
Now don't think they didn't try and save this city, sending attacks from
75 hours away, and did we mention bolts! lots of bolts, always bolts.
In the end, we won the city,
and are welcomed with open arms.
Now you are all thinking, does one city deserve a PnP, no maybe not, but it shows the weakness in Kustard, and his inability to put anger and vengeance aside and focus on the more important aspects.
He cries about Bolts, but he Bolts, his army goes to watery deaths, when 100 lightships could have broken that siege on the city easier then the weak attempted to free a city from our grasps.
I await the bolts to come for me now.! :Smile:
