Pnp Biremes the new LS!!

bend24

Guest
In a recent announcement from innogames, Biremes will now be used instead of LS. To prove this, our test dummy soggy bottom dog provided the following data...

Test 1:


This test was inconclusive however, so he tried another time.

Test 2:


Now, you would think that the test was a FAIL and that he would realize tat Biremes are NOT offensive ships. Well, no our tester is not the brightest crayon in the box.

Test 3:


Well, now it gets better.....if at first you dont succeed attack with more Biremes!!

Test 4:


What did we learn today class?!? Soggy dog is a first grade noob!
 

bend24

Guest
Probably took them off even bigger noobs, or maybe internals? I have seen players this bad with far more cities on other servers sadly.
 

JKP3nt

Strategos
Funny reports - maybe some sort of interesting PnP behind it? It's all very well to throw out (admittedly highly amusing) battle reports, but you might as well add some embellishments :p.
 

Sapphire Sorrows

Guest
My criticism would be the same as the kitty above me - yes those reports are hilarious, and i love the way you have advertised it, but for it to be a PnP it's needs a little more. feel free to wax eloquent on how your own biremes were feeling while they were being attacked by their relatives! Bireme vs Bireme....brother vs brother. A hard battle and in the end....only battle points win.
 

TyroneBlack

Guest
Funny reports - maybe some sort of interesting PnP behind it? It's all very well to throw out (admittedly highly amusing) battle reports, but you might as well add some embellishments :p.
I disagree. It's to the point. No spam with random pictures. I actually hate when ppl do it. Makes me wonder what's going on in game that makes them do so much creative writing.
 
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bend24

Guest
Thanks for the constructive criticism guys, thought about adding a little of the back story after I had already made it. Will try to incorporate such things in my next one as I'm sure this idiot will strike again.
 

Sapphire Sorrows

Guest
Perhaps you should mail him and see if he corresponds as well as he attacks? Hilarity may ensue.
 

nodcrush

Banned
Banned
damn thats worsethan storm losing a cs in the harbor with 5 hours left...when we had no intel on which of the cities it was in from that player...
 

bend24

Guest
Perhaps you should mail him and see if he corresponds as well as he attacks? Hilarity may ensue.
He has mailed us, not a very talkative fellow though unfourtanetly, did threaten to take our cities though if we didn't join his pathetic alliance. Once we get big enough to attack back though I have a feeling he just may explode and send us some fun messages.
 

SirShane

Phrourach
Biremes will never take over lightships just loo at how much them attacks fails thats why hes a noob.

My attacks would probly destroy it i have a naval (offence city) with a land unit (offence city)

and i have a defence city (boats and troops)

and my newest city which is now my new conquer city which is a offence of lightships and troops.
 

Sapphire Sorrows

Guest
Hear that people? Shane has the perfect city to attack, a city full of offence has no defence.
 

SirShane

Phrourach
The hole alliance aint full of lightships its more of biremes, its only percofic members who has a full naval offencive force.

And your attack would probly take ages where i can get support and hide my lightships :D
 

bend24

Guest
Biremes will never take over lightships just loo at how much them attacks fails thats why hes a noob.

My attacks would probly destroy it i have a naval (offence city) with a land unit (offence city)

and i have a defence city (boats and troops)

and my newest city which is now my new conquer city which is a offence of lightships and troops.
Salty has since joined our alliance and has been learning to play very quickly. He would probably destroy your pretty little cities :)