Closed Christmas Advent Calender - December 5th Limericks

Hydna

Grepolis Team

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Welcome to Day 5 of our Advent Calendar. Today we are looking for would be Poets!


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Please compose a limerick based on a fellow grepolis player. We will post a selection of the answers in the Acropolis.
Prizes for 3 entries chosen at random 3 x 500 Gold.

Post your answers by replying to this thread. You cannot see your answer but we can. This competition runs until 23.59 on 5th December.

Good Luck.



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Hydna

Grepolis Team
Example:
There was a young mod named Baudin,
Who was said to be plumpish and grim,
But in the world of Sidon,
When the temples were gone,
A spell made him trendy and trim.

I will make your limericks visible - everyone should enjoy them
 
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CJK2039

Taxiarch
About DJR2015

There was an annoying player named DJR
He ruled in Grepolis over lands near and far
But when it came to real life
He had no wife
And he lived all alone in his car
 

DeletedUser57484

Guest
There was a man named Milky11,
He got rimmed by spammers,
And He came back with a vengeance,
And taught them good manners,
While doing a dance.
 

Captain Pudding

Hipparchus
Many years back, a player was born.
To defence of his alliance, this player was sworn.
His bireme fleet, second to none.
When it set sail, the battle was won.
To my friend Greckolis, those times I mourn.

(not humorous like a Limerick should be but a fitting poem for the time spent with this player)
 

DeletedUser55720

Guest
The Milky Bar Kid is Strong & Tough
If you see him coming it's gonna be Rough
His Daddy's Gold AMEX is more than Enough
To buy MILKY11 plenty of Stuff !
 

DeletedUser55720

Guest
There was a flash player called MILKY11
Who's idea of playing was to gold 7-7-7
Oh Joy said the buyers , watching the Market
There is so much gold there, just how can we Park'it
Judge him not, said his enemies, relishing said Market
When his Bill/Statement comes, it'll cost him to Heaven
 

Sorin Markov

Phrourach
In a world long-won fought an army of one,
But he lost when it was all said and done.
His opponents were the Toons,
A bunch of babbling baboons.
He returned for a final suicide run...
 

DeletedUser53832

Guest
hehe another great one this @Hydna

Here's mine for... @The Common Cold

We aim to fight the common cold,
He's on our islands! that is bold,
We try, but do not win,
Tho Inno will luv him,
Cos he only defends with gold.
 

Marcus Commodus

Hipparchus
I once had to do battle with Jo Po
From her Fast Food cities in Grepo
I got Horsemen with pizzas
and burgers from Slingers
Sadly she's no longer around though
 

Sylteagurk

Taxiarch
There once was a dream
Of making memes right
but after a fight
Memers went to flight
Saying its time unite

BBB went "right"
But Buzz turned to spite
And everyone said "slight!
Time to churn Memers to shait"
And now there are only ghoststories
 

Hydna

Grepolis Team
One for Therma (not included in the comp of course}

A player named Frog from DV,
Often ate yummy reds for his tea,
But one night when he slept,
Klifford havoc he wrecked,
And his town now belongs to MC.
 

DeletedUser23457

Guest
There once was a Vic call Hurricane
Who claimed a force 10 quite insane
He kept golding his cities
to farm so called "ninnies"
but ended up with "Turtle" as his name.
 
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granty

Taxiarch
There once was a cool Grepolis player
He was known as the militia slayer
He only used chariot nukes
Some may say it was a big fluke
If he targeted you say your prayers
 

DeletedUser54290

Guest
There once was a player called Illmatic,
On Therma he was quite a LS fanatic,
But one day he hit VM,
And refused to play again,
His team mates didn't feel very ecstatic.
 

madguru

Phrourach
All Grepo warriors here do quest
To see of all who here's the best
While history does prove
We're here in the groove
Geogriffin survived me the best
 

DeletedUser54192

Guest
A little rough, but always worth a try:

There once was a player called Futbol,
Who was a bit of a forum troll,
Now called Sophocles99,
About the Empire he would whine,
Until the Lords of the Sith took their toll.
 
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