Coming Soon - Carystus Carrion

[DeletedUser46395]

Coming soon from the world-famous* publishers of the Nagidos Nag, we have the Carystus Carrion, proudly bringing fake news to a new world.

What you won't find in it:

Brainless trash talk
Facts
Sponsorship from the Russian Government (which astonishingly makes us more credible than POTUS and the Brexit campaign)

What you will find in it;

Whatever rubbish I choose to make up
Mickey taking and ridicule
Stuff that people choose to send me that's funny
Anything else I can think of to fill space.

So if there's anything you want to see, give me a shout.

* The world in question being Nagidos.

 

[DeletedUser55187]

I hope you intend to change names to protect the innocent

 

[DeletedUser46395]

I hope you intend to change names to protect the innocent

Oddly enough, the piece you're thinking of was intended to have the caption "Names changed to protect Monkey".

 

[DeletedUser54484]

will this be a weekly issue?

excited for the first edition, love to read these

 

[DeletedUser46395]

will this be a weekly issue?

excited for the first edition, love to read these

No, it will be as and when I can get round to it. I know if I try to commit to weekly, I will fail and we won't get many issues. This way, we should get a lot more.

 

[Tayip]

So it'll be thoughtful trash talk instead of brainless? Is that the claim?

 

[DeletedUser46395]

So it'll be thoughtful trash talk instead of brainless? Is that the claim?

Absolutely.