Pnp Cosnuta The Gold Lemming

jamovic1

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Dear Herm,

I Bring to you all a story, nae a Lesson in the futility of ever attacking anyone of noble Serbian stock - especially in a morale server. In a Titanic struggle of David and Goliath proportions we have :

In the Blue corner cosnuta - Alliance TDr - Rank 13th , points 767.000 (at time of writing)

In the Red corner Jamovic1 - Alliance Cos-nutter - Rank 754th -points 2083 (at time of writing)

Now after jamo selflessly restarted to allow his noble friends at OL a chance to reinvigorate their WW islands and indeed inject some life into the alliance, our young (and handsome) hero found him self all alone in en72 on an island with a fearsome Giant THE COSNUTTER -who was feared through out the southern oceans due to his massive size . But as any lady might tell you size isn't everything (having never heard these words uttered in his direction our brave hero can neither confirm nor deny this)..What i can confirm is after a little Harbour check our hero received the following message:

cosnuta said:
War or peace?
Surley Jamo has to back down, after all there is no hope..

jamovic1 said:
Its a war game buddy ..flip a coin
The giant seemed confused by this act of defiance and did not respond for several days..so our hero made it Crystal clear

jamovic1 said:
infact war def, war...
This enraged the Giant no end and he mercilessly started attacking young Jamo with terrifying nukes of LS, ALU and Spells galour .. what could save our hero? His famous ability at sniping and dodging could not surly be enough, even the fact that the giant seemed depressed and only had 30 % morale couldn't be enough (and was also a very very unlucky giant too) - no he would need a band of merry men. A call to arms was raised and the noble Sir Jonny the B, Cleggy and Emperio Rodrego did answer the call now at this stage i could print every single attack report but over 1 month there has been something like 150 with 4/5 cs attempts etc. Take the Narrators word it was a slaughter ...

Weary from getting spanked on more than a porn mag in prison, the giant retreated back to his hovel and jamo lived another day. Wounds are being licked thought Jamo but surly with a big war afoot the giant was done and so our hero was left to fend for himself -the end must be neigh for he had only a hardy band of militia to defend himself with when the attacks started again..
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but hardy they were and with Cs in bound and no help insight they reinvigorated them selves again and fought back the barbarian hordes:
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The Giant was even asking his allies, the evil transient henchmen of the south to get involved and attack poor jamo..:eek:

Jamo then extended a traditional Serbian Olive branch :

jamovic1 said:
no offence but have you lost your mind? 30% morale, nuke after nuke wiped.. and now your calling for support?
keep em coming.
To which the giant callously responded:

cosnuta said:
If you want war...
It was at this point that our young hero realised that the fearsome giant was not a fearsome giant in his cave, hoarding his gold and attacking or bullying little villagers in their tiny 2k towns- he was in fact A lemming of massive proportions =but no ordinary Lemming - A GOLD lemming (the best kind) and a gold lemming of limited mental capacity, he just kept coming and coming..
below is a screenshot of every single 'attack' - which continue to this very hour..enjoy (just scroll thru instead of clicking on theres hundreds...)
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unfotunatly an error in our heroes Mac meant no more can be uploaded at this stage -but there are 80 more like this to follow- i will leave you with the sage words of our hero after the last attack of the morning

jamovic1 said:
give up buddy -last time i'll warn you, you are making fool of yourself.
so far the evil giant/lemming has yet to repond :cool:
 
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jamovic1

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SAY MY NAME
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jamovic1

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jamovic1

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even when alone our hero was fearless :
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jamovic1

Guest
please scroll to the top where our tale begins..

Lads and Lassies ,

I literally don't have the energy to go thru and fill every single report, just take my word in the last month i have has over 200 attacks 5 revolts -now 5 defeated cs, sunk countless nukes , had 20 + EQ and 20+ LB and plagues, numerous failed attempts, against a stacked city and cs defeated by just my militia -plus all the spells the guy put on his own attacks (including Heightened senses in which i dodged 17 times and he killed 1 sword)

The morales of this story are
1. If you want Bp ..attack this guy
2. This is a morale server
3. when you have a major war going on think of where your nukes a re best utilised and finally
4. YOU WILL NEVER EVER NEVER beat Jamo- not even in your wildest dreams
in the words of Ali -the greatest
:pro:' If you even Dream you whoop me you better wake up get on the telephone and apologise':pro:

All hail cosnuta - The Lemming of Herm-:p

Jamo out.

Edit - was driving in the car and this came on the radio -how apt thought I the lyrics are perfect and its from 'the spy who loved me' Cosnuta, this is for you -thanks for all the BP..This spy does love you :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TZXw45V9CE

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DeletedUser47263

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that's actually very entertaining to see. sorry TD, but it is...
 

frogstomp25

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This PNP writes itself, beautiful :) . Dejan next time this guy attacks spread the love around a little more , froggy needs BP too ..although at 70k i just took a city from a 700k TDr player, can i start a thread? Mind you tartan did most of the pre CS heavy lifting.

If I was going to pick a Carly Simon song for you it would of been ' your so vain' :) but your backing it up again LOL .. when are you back in En 81 ? I'm bored, it is very sterile in the 'new' EN ( take inactive - farm - take inactive - farm - make pact - farm - NAP - farm - take inactive..
 

jamovic1

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Frogstomp25 said:
when are you back in En 81 ?
saturday buddy - restarted in en 82 and we've had to move the whole alliance to the rim from 54..ironically we are called 'the core' lol!!
 

RedDevils0924

Chiliarch
certainly dumb of cosnuta to attack someone with horrible morale, although i don't see how you can brag jamo when you clearly got support from apoc....

I love how jamo chooses to only showcase TD's members when they goof yet nothing has been said about all those northern players from apoc that have attacked me without LS escorts. Marcuslynn has been one of my personal favorites!

Both alliances have good players, both have bad players.... this isn't news to anyone. I'm sure that if the world's population wasn't so god awful that we would gladly kick members and get smaller and more precise. Sadly we have to keep this world afloat. Why else would we all have second and third accounts? ;)
 

Sir Codfish

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Aha, that was amusing, we appreciate the effort you went to Jamo.



TD, living the thug life.

Why else would we all have second and third accounts? ;)
Promoting cheating... should we expect anything less from The Deceitful?
 
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jamovic1

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certainly dumb of cosnuta to attack someone with horrible morale, although i don't see how you can brag jamo when you clearly got support from apoc....

I love how jamo chooses to only showcase TD's members when they goof yet nothing has been said about all those northern players from apoc that have attacked me without LS escorts. Marcuslynn has been one of my personal favorites!

Both alliances have good players, both have bad players.... this isn't news to anyone. I'm sure that if the world's population wasn't so god awful that we would gladly kick members and get smaller and more precise. Sadly we have to keep this world afloat. Why else would we all have second and third accounts? ;)
How can i boast? ermmm 775k player - v's 2k player..militia beat cs attempts, that stands by its self, but the title isn't Jamo single handily beats TD, the title is cosnuta gold lemming -i even acknowledge apoca and zt support in the PnP stevie wonder - i mean lets get real here red, your not reading between the lines your ignoring all the lines and standing on your head squinting if you think I'm saying i built 10k Dlu and 1000 Reems at a 2k city. this doesn't even include all the favour he wasted eqing a level 1 wall (at this count 26 Eq's) or the fact i dodged him nearly 20 times with his HS bonuses, the favour he put on his attacks - this one of your 'best' players and your wondering why apoca is the Dog- and your the leg getting the lipstick treatment?

No the point was to show purely how one of your top 5 players is so poor at the game and easy to provoke, how he attacked me and got spanked like any bully should but is still incapable of learning a simple lesson -I AM NO ONES FARM, and guess i only show TD;s screw ups, because A. only td are dumb enough to attack me like this and didn't even give their player a cease and desist til i printed this PNP (your forums are a funny place - and note no heads up given to TB or Kirky GGN...) and B. you still won't send me reports so unless you want me to run a screen shot of your forum i won't be printing them..

as for the rest of grep if you doubt my ability (even after the lessons you got when i left OL) use you new IGN in en82..i'm more than ready for seeing how you try to cope with me in a speed 3 conquest- you had enough issues in speed 1 revolt.:D

anyway cosnuta's a keeper..
 
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RedDevils0924

Chiliarch
"Cosnuta is a top 5 player"..... you base this off points not fighter status where he is ranked # 164 overall and 122 in attacking..... that would be equivalent to Marshustus sending all these attacks and he is ten spots higher in the attacker rankings. Oh my sweat Jesus I would love to have that noob sending wave after wave of attacks at my cities. He doesn't even bother sending LS before he sends unescorted attacks!

Tell you what Jam, just to make everything fair, I'll start losing my marbles and leave my alliance then make proclamations for weeks that I'm leaving this world. Then I'll create another account, build my city to the exact specifications that you had, get help from a bunch of TD members and then you can have Marsh send as many attacks as he wants. With the morale I'll get the same results as you, bet my account on it.

lol, god i would love if we could actually make that work what a show that would be!
 

jamovic1

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jesus didn't sweat -he was too holy..
and i can believe I'm actually going to say your right but yep he is fighter ranked 122 in ABP -a total disgrace and even more proof about my thread title -'cosnuta gold lemming' and more proof they TD are Golding like hell while accusing apoca of the same, except golding doesn't seem to be helping you win long term..

But back to the Crux of the matter as you seem to be ignoring my actual point - why on earth as a council member of TD did you allow this behaviour from one of your highest point players -forget BP its relevance is limited in this point as the fact is the player could send literally hundreds of nukes my way at a 30% morale 2k city - the point is he choose NOT to send them at your actual real enemy where they could make a real difference -this (amongst many other reasons ) is why you are losing the war, no leadership and no control or discipline -and its why you won't win WW as you can't organise members or teach them the most basic aspects of the game -the guy is still wasting favour spelling me and I'm leaving on tuesday.

maybe i did lose my marbles cos if i had stayed i'd be the biggest thorn in your side you could imagine and i can promise that what is going on with TB and Kirky now would be another TD disaster op.the thing is from the brief time we fought in game you could nt beat me, and you can't beat me in En82 with mind games - you can't beat me physically nor mentally, and certainly not in grep so again we don't have to do the;i'll let marsh blah blah challenge' your almost my size in en82 -i repeat i will fight you, Blarg(lol!! -i say fight , i mean 'tickle'), The GM , GGn and ANYONE ELSE you have bought over -conquest is my world bud, speed 3 is my speed you wanna make appoint -nows your chance as many as you want v's me - and whoever wins gets the PnP bragging rights -sound fair?
 

RedDevils0924

Chiliarch
How did we allow this to happen... well let me see. First off cos doesn't live at my house so i couldn't forcibly stop his finger from clicking the attack button. Secondly, we don't have draconian rules that stipulate that any and all attacks need to go through council before proceeding (must just be an apoc thing)

How could you honestly expect me to stop this from happening?! I wasn't made aware of the situation until after you posted those threads. Do the members of apoc post their attacks when they send in crappy attacks to heavily defended cities? I highly doubt so.

You act as though nobody in TD can wipe their without my permission. Everyone is free to do what they wish unless there is a specific reason to attack or not to attack. I'm not even a very active leader, Mike does the diplo work, Eff and GGN handle the ops and we have a few others who have recently been given bigger roles within the alliance. I tried stepping down months ago, but nobody wanted me to.

Two nights ago, Hatebreeder sent 6 attacks to one of my cities, got slaughtered. He harbor checked me before sending, I think, which is the right move. He saw 1,600 birs (cod can now confirm that is down to 1200) and he proceeded to send 2 LS nukes and 3 unescorted sling and horse nukes..... should we set up another thread for that? How about when Marcuslyn attacked one of my cities (6 total attacks, full nukes, ZERO LS) to a city that was a LS city? He never even did a bloody HC! I built 3 birs before he got there and crushed everything.... another thread?

If we were to start a thread for every player in this world that did something stupid it would be 50 pages long. I'd be in there probably a dozen or so times, AK would be in there, heck even Eff has probably done something stupid in this world. There would be countless others, from the very best players to the very worst. Just because this particular instance the player wasn't logical and kept sending troops doesn't mean squat. He is one player among hundreds.

I get why you created this thread, you were directly involved and it was another chance for you to rub his nose in it, very classy. You also wanted to maintain your status as the irrelevant Herm troll who contributes nothing to this world except for that newspaper (waiting for another issue by the way)
 

kingbeef

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If we were to start a thread for every player in this world that did something stupid it would be 50 pages long. I'd be in there probably a dozen or so times, AK would be in there, heck even Eff has probably done something stupid in this world.
I wouldn't be in there ;)

(*Runs away before people start bringing out the reports)
 

jamovic1

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Reddevil0924 said:
i get why you created this thread, you were directly involved and it was another chance for you to rub his nose in it, very classy. You also wanted to maintain your status as the irrelevant Herm troll who contributes nothing to this world except for that newspaper (waiting for another issue by the way)
was it irrelevant when i was handing you your butt too mate? ha ha I 'll be a troll if thats what you want but lets not for one second pretend your not EG - after i screwed your first nuke i received this Pm:

entitled 'LUCKY SOB' from Herms biggest troll :
RedDevils0924 on 2015-01-25 at 23:22
Was just about to dodge before that attack

you must think yourself pretty f**king clever.

rot in hell.
(ps -how do you just about dodge an attack???

Now this is my issue with you and TD in general it is th hypocrisy - you accuse players of things when you know you do worse, you accuse players of being trolls when you send Pm's like that, you accuse players of being gold whores when you are then presented with evidence of Td gold whoring, you accuse Jon and apoca of being dishonest while boasting about double accounts and Sic with which i can add further Pm's to back up that your council is not playing by the rules -FROM THEIR OWN HAND.. then in addition to this there are the posts here from you on the externals when i left which are noting but offensive - admit it you resort to these tactics because 1 on 1 with me you got a Grep lesson in the space of 4 hours that you won't forget..i said it before Red neck0924 you can't beat me physically in real life nor mentally in real life, you can't beat me physically in game, nor mentally on the externals. you have a chance to prove me wrong in en82 with overwhelming odds in your favour - but I'm still waiting, and I'm pretty sure you won't attack( or wait until I'm gone on tuesday) as you know like cosnuta your ineptitude will be up here for the whole of Grep to see...AGAIN.
 
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