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Dear Herm,
I Bring to you all a story, nae a Lesson in the futility of ever attacking anyone of noble Serbian stock - especially in a morale server. In a Titanic struggle of David and Goliath proportions we have :
In the Blue corner cosnuta - Alliance TDr - Rank 13th , points 767.000 (at time of writing)
In the Red corner Jamovic1 - Alliance Cos-nutter - Rank 754th -points 2083 (at time of writing)
Now after jamo selflessly restarted to allow his noble friends at OL a chance to reinvigorate their WW islands and indeed inject some life into the alliance, our young (and handsome) hero found him self all alone in en72 on an island with a fearsome Giant THE COSNUTTER -who was feared through out the southern oceans due to his massive size . But as any lady might tell you size isn't everything (having never heard these words uttered in his direction our brave hero can neither confirm nor deny this)..What i can confirm is after a little Harbour check our hero received the following message:
Surley Jamo has to back down, after all there is no hope..
The giant seemed confused by this act of defiance and did not respond for several days..so our hero made it Crystal clear
This enraged the Giant no end and he mercilessly started attacking young Jamo with terrifying nukes of LS, ALU and Spells galour .. what could save our hero? His famous ability at sniping and dodging could not surly be enough, even the fact that the giant seemed depressed and only had 30 % morale couldn't be enough (and was also a very very unlucky giant too) - no he would need a band of merry men. A call to arms was raised and the noble Sir Jonny the B, Cleggy and Emperio Rodrego did answer the call now at this stage i could print every single attack report but over 1 month there has been something like 150 with 4/5 cs attempts etc. Take the Narrators word it was a slaughter ...
Weary from getting spanked on more than a porn mag in prison, the giant retreated back to his hovel and jamo lived another day. Wounds are being licked thought Jamo but surly with a big war afoot the giant was done and so our hero was left to fend for himself -the end must be neigh for he had only a hardy band of militia to defend himself with when the attacks started again..
but hardy they were and with Cs in bound and no help insight they reinvigorated them selves again and fought back the barbarian hordes:
The Giant was even asking his allies, the evil transient henchmen of the south to get involved and attack poor jamo..
Jamo then extended a traditional Serbian Olive branch :
To which the giant callously responded:
It was at this point that our young hero realised that the fearsome giant was not a fearsome giant in his cave, hoarding his gold and attacking or bullying little villagers in their tiny 2k towns- he was in fact A lemming of massive proportions =but no ordinary Lemming - A GOLD lemming (the best kind) and a gold lemming of limited mental capacity, he just kept coming and coming..
below is a screenshot of every single 'attack' - which continue to this very hour..enjoy (just scroll thru instead of clicking on theres hundreds...)
unfotunatly an error in our heroes Mac meant no more can be uploaded at this stage -but there are 80 more like this to follow- i will leave you with the sage words of our hero after the last attack of the morning
so far the evil giant/lemming has yet to repond
I Bring to you all a story, nae a Lesson in the futility of ever attacking anyone of noble Serbian stock - especially in a morale server. In a Titanic struggle of David and Goliath proportions we have :
In the Blue corner cosnuta - Alliance TDr - Rank 13th , points 767.000 (at time of writing)
In the Red corner Jamovic1 - Alliance Cos-nutter - Rank 754th -points 2083 (at time of writing)
Now after jamo selflessly restarted to allow his noble friends at OL a chance to reinvigorate their WW islands and indeed inject some life into the alliance, our young (and handsome) hero found him self all alone in en72 on an island with a fearsome Giant THE COSNUTTER -who was feared through out the southern oceans due to his massive size . But as any lady might tell you size isn't everything (having never heard these words uttered in his direction our brave hero can neither confirm nor deny this)..What i can confirm is after a little Harbour check our hero received the following message:
cosnuta said:
Surley Jamo has to back down, after all there is no hope..
jamovic1 said:
The giant seemed confused by this act of defiance and did not respond for several days..so our hero made it Crystal clear
jamovic1 said:
This enraged the Giant no end and he mercilessly started attacking young Jamo with terrifying nukes of LS, ALU and Spells galour .. what could save our hero? His famous ability at sniping and dodging could not surly be enough, even the fact that the giant seemed depressed and only had 30 % morale couldn't be enough (and was also a very very unlucky giant too) - no he would need a band of merry men. A call to arms was raised and the noble Sir Jonny the B, Cleggy and Emperio Rodrego did answer the call now at this stage i could print every single attack report but over 1 month there has been something like 150 with 4/5 cs attempts etc. Take the Narrators word it was a slaughter ...
Weary from getting spanked on more than a porn mag in prison, the giant retreated back to his hovel and jamo lived another day. Wounds are being licked thought Jamo but surly with a big war afoot the giant was done and so our hero was left to fend for himself -the end must be neigh for he had only a hardy band of militia to defend himself with when the attacks started again..
but hardy they were and with Cs in bound and no help insight they reinvigorated them selves again and fought back the barbarian hordes:
The Giant was even asking his allies, the evil transient henchmen of the south to get involved and attack poor jamo..
Jamo then extended a traditional Serbian Olive branch :
jamovic1 said:
To which the giant callously responded:
cosnuta said:
It was at this point that our young hero realised that the fearsome giant was not a fearsome giant in his cave, hoarding his gold and attacking or bullying little villagers in their tiny 2k towns- he was in fact A lemming of massive proportions =but no ordinary Lemming - A GOLD lemming (the best kind) and a gold lemming of limited mental capacity, he just kept coming and coming..
below is a screenshot of every single 'attack' - which continue to this very hour..enjoy (just scroll thru instead of clicking on theres hundreds...)
unfotunatly an error in our heroes Mac meant no more can be uploaded at this stage -but there are 80 more like this to follow- i will leave you with the sage words of our hero after the last attack of the morning
jamovic1 said:
so far the evil giant/lemming has yet to repond
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