Dyslexic Rappers of Calydon, Untie!

DeletedUser

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This is the Rappers Corner of Calydon. May all our future MC battles follow the forum rules! (Dam, hope I am not the only rapper in Calydon!)
 

DeletedUser

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You didn't listen,
To Derek Risen,
And the message which he sent,
Was recieved with derision.
And now I see a cataclysm,
And then a schism!
You may have got the swagger,
but you ain't got the rhythm.

We eat brains boy,
And shuffle everyday.
Throw round muscle,
If you stand in our way,
And if you don't like,
Too bad, don't stay.
Better steer clear when the
Zombies wanna play.

We can pop moves
Like you wouldn't believe,
Cause we're unalive
And we don't bloody breathe.
Please realise that we just want yo brain,
Deep down we don't really want to be a pain:)
 

DeletedUser2663

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MC's in da house!

We be a team of good friends
bringing the end,
Setting the trend
as all you copy cats and haters try to descend

With the power of Friendship,
We sunk yo men sent,
Because our ends met,
And our plans are set,

We be ballers on the rim
Keeping it slim,
Keeping it trim,
Heading for the win.

MC out

(tis bad, but not to bad for of the top of my head. will do a real one later when i get bored :p)
 

DeletedUser17088

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ooooOooOOOOOOOOO BRING IT

your ego's are sore
but you still want more
getting sucker punched
from a philosoraptor

My Targets are small
giraffes are tall (-_-)
do the metallica
and 'Kill em all!'


*instumental kicks in with some interpretive dance

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These rhymes are to enlighten
Noobs we like to frighten
getting pwned daily
By a Grepolis TITAN


piupiu.jpg
 

DeletedUser

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The beat

Look, if you had one nuke, or one CS
To seize every city you ever wanted-
One moment
Would you conquer it or just let it slip?

Their arms are short, nukes weak, here to chevy
There's victims in their ocean already, start to pity
They're nervous, but on the surface they look pro and ready
To take cities, but they keep on forgettin
That they're still weak, the whole world goes so loud
They open their mouths, but the nukes just won't launch
They're choking, how everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh they have one city
Oh, and no BP, they choked
they're so mad, but they won't give up that
Easy, no
They won't have it , they know the grepolis ropes
It don't matter, they're dope
They knows that, they're pros
they're not stagnant no they know
When they need to check their mobile phones, that's when it's
time to attack again yo
This this whole rhapsody
He better go capture some cities and hope others don't pass them

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in grepolis, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one slot, do not miss your chance to own
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The noobs escaping, through this ocean that it's gaping
This world is ours for the taking
Make us kings, as we make this a prehistoric world order
A pacted life is boring, but the others are close to post mortem
we only fight harder, only grow faster
We blow them all over, these noobs can only sim
ocean to ocean shows, We are everyone's master.
We're awesome, we'll make you awe
by how we own the others, and we rather
don't have pacts so please just don't bother.
So be very afraid, cos we won't wait, to make you hate
us cos we dont want friends, we want city slots
They moved on to the next ocean who flows
Their noses dove and owned all
So the pwn fest is open and unfolds
I suppose it's old raptor', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, we'll change what you call rage
Tear this velocoraptor roof off like 2 dinos caged
We were playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
We have chewed up and spit out and noobs off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied Dino
All the BP inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 6 to 12
And I can't provide the right type of troop for turtle
Cause man, these goddam noobs don't build offense
And it's no movie, there's no hidden catch, this is our life
And these attacks are so hard and theyre getting even harder
Trying to feed and statisfy our need, for
BP and city slots, caught up between being a raptor and philosopha'
when you see us you'll start screaming
Cos it's too hard for you to
Stay in one spot, another city for us
Has gotten us to the top of the ranks, we
got to formulate a plot fore this world will stop
Success is our only freaking option, failure's not
People, we love you, but your cities got to go
We cannot dominate with all you lot
So here we go this is our shot.
Fleet fail us not cause this maybe the only opportunity that we got

[Hook]
 
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DeletedUser

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Skully, that was more entertaining than eminems version lol! Did he cover you or you him?
 

DeletedUser

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teh beat

till we collapse we'll reject all your NAPs whenever you send 'em
till the day we disband, you'll never say "yeah, we worked with em"
and when we have troops y'all know that y'all gon' hear from them
whether or not you are a part the that co-ali-shen

grepolis apps tellin when you're sendin and late nights with CS dyin' and resend em
catapult shots and myth units could not get the killin' to stop.
battle reports are just not real enough.

hateocratic, pact killing, hip-hop villians with minimal care but many millions of lolz between us
you're coming with us, feel it or not you’re gonna fear it like i showed you BBG's beers fizzin' up.
we're sniping a lot, no walls, it's a shock, is it pure lunacy or are we a bunch of dumb noobs trippin' up?
zombies, shush, and the merchants now y'all listen up - whether we're all rimmed or we're not the fun is all that means a :eek:
 

DeletedUser

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I never knew that you never had a clue That the Zombies were coming for you.
Would've thought that the dark city streets,
Groans under the heat,
and an axe in yo head would've made you see,

That us zombies ain't goin' nowhere!
Cause Bad Biggies got a full clip,
And gettin' with the program!
Voodoo is what we do,
And we do want to do the voodoo to you!

There is no human being, Korean or European,
Who'll be breathin', if I bloody see em'!
And as a good sport, before your caught,
I'll let you die by ghost, before I claim my post!

So just close your eyes because you already seen,
A little brain spaghetti, and a little baked beans,
Yeah, I like brains on toast the most,
And a dose of me mum's ole eyeball roast!
Live with the Zombified, Unalive,
The Unholy Thrive, And we're hard to die.
So if you mess with us you got to mess with me,
And I'll be rapping at your eulogy, baby!
 

DeletedUser

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OK OK, I gotta be drunk to do my good stuff! May not be till the weekend when anything half decent comes outta me, so you'll have to be content with my bad sober stuff till then!

(But really I just wanna check if my sig comes up)
 
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