Pnp E-R-I-K Errrik

Chad Bass

Phrourach
The ballad of Erik and his stooges (Ranga, Blaze, DanLWar, Lymond, etc) - sung to the Music of Lola, by the Kinks:

They met him in a club down in Dubrovnik
Where you drink champagne and stay up late to play Grepolis
G-r-e-p-o-l-is

He walked up to them and he told them to dance
They asked him his name and using Google translator he said Erik
E-r-i-k Errrrik



Well they weren’t the world’s most talented guys
But when he spent all that gold it nearly blew their minds
Oh their Erik, E-r-i-k Errrrik
Well they were kinda dumb and could not recall
Why he wasted all his manti nukes on a 25 wall
Oh their Erik, E-r-i-k Errrrik



Well they drank champagne and danced all night
Under the glow of their monitor’s Grepolis light
He picked each one up and sat them on his knee
And said dear boys won’t you come cuddle with me



Well they were not the world’s most perceptive guys
But when they looked in his eyes they totally fell for their Erik
E-r-i-k Errrrik
Erik E-r-i-k Errrrik
They pushed him away
They walked to the door
They got down on their knees
Then they looked at him and he to them



Well that’s the way they thought it would stay
But he joined Emporium and they ran all the way to their Erik
E-r-i-k Errrrik
He spent lots of gold and took them one and all
And said dear boys lets crash into Mungus’s wall



Well they weren’t world’s most intelligent crew
But they know what they are and accept it too
And so is Erik
E-r-i-k Errrrik
Erik E-r-i-k Errrrik


https://youtu.be/B7HTqoxks_4
 

AresSpear8

Phrourach
Lol.....now that was some good stuff. Maybe he needed to be more specific when telling players to send "cats".
 

Leolis

Phrourach
How many fans will be crying here? Let's bet :D
Nice stuffs, Chad. It's hard for them to accept they are not only worse on the battle field but also in PnP :D
 

jenniferous

Hipparchus
LOL... :D

That was funny... good rhymes Chad!!
Maybe they are right in seeing more reports.... What about those thousands of LS nukes they lost, or the harpy nukes? Maybe you ought to show those as well?
 

Im Blaze

Phrourach
dam, another erik hater post :D guys get a clue pls.. you guys stink of desperation.. if you all want to be like him, just ask him in PM he will help you guys to pick up your life from the lame slums, atleast he attacked you haha fungus freaking out i seen on ur forums
, Chad, did you ever have troops as such? lol stop hating, haters get a CLUE!!
 

Im Blaze

Phrourach
lol when we attack you guys and ghost start to pop up in 55, just hoping your not one ares spears, your one of the guys i like there..
 

JetSerb

Hipparchus
lol when we attack you guys and ghost start to pop up in 55, just hoping your not one ares spears, your one of the guys i like there..
You attack !!! Hahhahahahaha this is funny !!! you already have 2,000 birs per city !!! Turtles cant attack !!!
 

Chad Bass

Phrourach
dam, another erik hater post :D guys get a clue pls.. you guys stink of desperation.. if you all want to be like him, just ask him in PM he will help you guys to pick up your life from the lame slums, atleast he attacked you haha fungus freaking out i seen on ur forums
, Chad, did you ever have troops as such? lol stop hating, haters get a CLUE!!
This is not hate Blaze, it is mockery. I would expect you to know the difference - my silly friend. Besides, there is nothing "desperate" about making fun of how erik blew 20k+ gold coins just to give mungus and the rest of us a bunch of dbp.

I have had plenty enough troops to take cities off of you mate... you know that is a fact. Goodness, one time I even got the 900+ empty transports you did not send home... plus I got the city.

Regardless, you didn't see mungus freaking on our forums old boy... must have been someone else in one of the dozen or so alliances you are already cuddling up with.



And before the crybabies come out in full force - THIS IS ALL MAKE BELIEVE!!
 

JetSerb

Hipparchus
Those transports you reffering to were planted there to scare you not that he forgot to send them home !!!

So your mighty 10 ls in Lau escort got them all ! Blaze the tactician !!
 

Im Blaze

Phrourach
haha the ship sinking you feel it dont you? syndicate lol nice joke.. use your spies and bots man chad, still not gonna save you.. btw jet you fake serb fake canadian lol your wack, stop trying.. your gullible self tend to believe everything you hear, poor kid.
 

ErikWijmeersch

Strategos
°°° Erik Wijmeersch :



Hi Fungus, how's your day.

°°°Mungus1974 :


Gr8!!! people try to revolt me and they failed !!!

°°°ErikWijmeersch :



°°°ErikWijmeersch :

Let's find out if something has changed in game.

S T E P 1 : S P Y



Step 2 : E A R T H Q U A K E.



step 3 : C I T Y P R O T E C T I O N.




Chad Bas : lol hihih



a city protection...why he does this ? ...

step 4 : D R O P S O M E H A R P I E S.



°°°ErikWIJMEERSCH :
Nah = = = wasn't that difficult lol.

°°°MUNGUS1974 : Indeed but taking it special now those CATAPULTS what came after the revolt didn't destroy the wall, is much harder.

°°° ERIKWIJMEERSCH : Mungus you realize how hard it is to get any BP down at ocean 53.



°°°MUNGUS1974 : WOW !!!! You realy go for it. RESPECT!!!



°°° ERIKWIJMEERSCH : No need lol, as i said get BP in 53 is harder than taken a city or trying.

°°° ERIKWIJMEERSCH : who knows i get ranked ABP first after this lol.

°°° MUNGUS1974 : Lol haha, whoehahahaha kuh kuh kuh...




LEOLIS : STOPPPPPP!!!! or people will find out i am a liar, i wish to keep telling untrue stories about EW my idol how he earns his ABP from INTERNALS.

Below a picture of Leolis while he screams to me STOP!!!!



MUNGUS please behave yourself ....where is your self respect, no need to take a pamper... i know I am coming but a PAMPER come on!



AND WHAT A deff lol..




BATTLE INFO : COLONY SHIP TIME Hurah ! To the battle stations !!!





Later at rankings ...



and ....

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Urlier during battle :







°°°ERIKWIJMEERSCH : mmmmmmm ??? lol



°°°ERIKWIJMEERSCH : Yo Fungus, check this page...

https://wiki.en.grepolis.com/wiki/Zeus'_Rage

15 minutes later....


°°°ERIKWIJMEERSCH : nah this wasn't so hard was it?

°°°MUNGUS :



°°° P U B L I C O P I N I O N :



the syndicate crew : we are so proud of you MUNGUS !

 

Leolis

Phrourach
lol when we attack you guys and ghost start to pop up in 55, just hoping your not one ares spears, your one of the guys i like there..
Poor Blaze, I remember you said that when you attacked and ghost poped up in Ocean 44 on Sinope. I finally realize the ghost were you :D. Do you have any city in 55 to make your word happen here? You can just found a rock city then ghost -> Blaze ghost pop up in Ocean 55, yeah!