Epic Battle Reports

DeletedUser40827

Guest
Guys time for some epic, funny and nooby battle reports.

Make us laugh, it doesn't necessarily have to be from this world but if it is, all the better :p
 

DeletedUser829

Guest
Back from my Alpha days... It was a tough fight. Each of his testicles had level 8 walls and his beard protected said walls.
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But for this server, I like this one (edited HTML for my LS numbers):

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DeletedUser32498

Guest
The chuck norris reference is actually kind of funny lol.
 

DeletedUser33530

Guest
There used to be a street named Chuck Noris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Noris and lives. ;)
 

DeletedUser40827

Guest
I heard he once gave a horse an uppercut, its descendants are now called giraffes :p
 

DeletedUser40827

Guest
This one is from Delos, just yesterday
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DeletedUser40827

Guest
If you think that one hurt, have a look at this one, from Athens about 6 months ago.

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different app
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robbo661

Guest
So here's one


Code:
[b](2014-05-12 17:39) 45 Buccaneer (robbo661) is attacking the city Who ar ya, which is occupied by SCU13AS.[/b]
[table="width: 710, class: outer_border"][tr][td][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/245.png[/img][/td][td][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/190.png[/img][/td][td][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/245.png[/img][/td][/tr][tr][td][font=Courier New][b]45 Buccaneer[/b]
[b]robbo661[/b]
[b]Atomic[/b]
[/font][/td][td][font=Courier New][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/ragB.png[/img][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/5/attack.png[/img][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/ragE.png[/img][/font][/td][td][font=Courier New][b]Who ar ya[/b]
[b]orrfiz[/b]
[b]Atomic[/b]
[/font][/td][/tr][tr][td="colspan: 3"][center][url=http://grepolis.potusek.eu/]Grepolis Report Converter Revolution Tools[/url] - ver. 3.0.4 created by Potusek & Anpu[/center][/td][/tr][tr][td][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/pm/myrmidion_attack.png[/img][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/pm/attack_boost.png[/img]
[font=Courier New]
Morale: 100%
[color=#b50307]Luck: -18 %[/color]
[/font][font=Courier New][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/fF3_45_4.png[/img]
    46 
[color=#b50307]    45 [/color]
[/font][/td][td][center][font=Courier New][b]You have not captured
any resources.[/b]
[img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/fS1S2S3.png[/img] 
     0      0      0 
[/font]
[font=Courier New]
[b][/b]
[/font][font=Courier New]
198000 [img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/wood.png[/img] 197265
135000 [img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/stone.png[/img] 151590
153000 [img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/iron.png[/img] 330240
 18225 [img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/power.png[/img]      0
  2025 [img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/ui/pop.png[/img]   3278[/font][/center]
[/td][td][font=Courier New]
City wall: 1 (-0) 
 
[/font][font=Courier New][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/fA2.B2.C2.E2.G2_45_4.png[/img]
    42    885     36    186      1 
[color=#b50307]     0      0      0      0      1 [/color]
[img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/fA1.B1.C1.D1.F1_45_4.png[/img]
   903     16    595   1010    146 
[color=#b50307]   903     16    595   1010    146 [/color]
[/font][/td][/tr][tr][td][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/245.png[/img][/td][td][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/190.png[/img][/td][td][img]http://grepolis.potusek.eu/static/245.png[/img][/td][/tr][/table]
 
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