Epic Poetry Battles

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Varun

Strategos
@dave

Look who is talking!
One who cannot see that I am rocking,
Do not tempt me I am disaster knocking,
I can beat you in this and send you packing.
 

DeletedUser33530

Guest
@steaky

If this is the best I'd hate to see the worst
You noobs can't even make one good verse
I would swim to sea but I'm not fish
looks like you wasted your third wish
Now you're out of time
And you can't even ryhme
Step of the stage steaky
My eyelids are getting shakey
Ive seen pebbles who fight better you
And he lost to a frickin non-mod coup


I've basically lost to steaky already so don't judge me :p
 

DeletedUser32498

Guest
@ Varun

Yeah you know who's talking,
And you know who's walking.
It's time for you to pay,
You better Va-run run away.
 

DeletedUser8396

Guest
@Cuddles

Hey Mr. Cuddles,
Why so befuddled?
Yeah you thought you'd won,
But hey lil kid, I ain't done.
Pebbles is here and staying,
But let me know when you'll start playing'.
That's right commander,
I'm callin' you down,
But all I see is a small cuddly clown
 

DeletedUser5819

Guest
It seems that only Cheater's left but I'm not feeling too bereft
The rest have hidden out of sight, they made their choice, not fight but flight
Showed themselves as non-contenders, couldn't make it to the enders.

Just a stone'sthrow out of reach a pebble's lying on the beach
Dreaming he'll see Mr Cuddles saunter up and give him snuggles
Bump! This thread needs well rehashed or else his dreams are pebbledashed.
 

DeletedUser5819

Guest
you shouldna eaten him in the first place
then he wouldna spouted from ya face
canibalism really doesn't suit you
wasn't done at birth, so now we gotta shoot you
chalna dear you are late to the fight
now you're The Late chalna. With that, goodnight.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
like charlie barkley i'm on da rebound
as to my corpse? nowhere to be found
i'm back in the game shawty to rule in compton
when you speak better watch who you tauntin
when you pick a fight don't do it with a lyrical master
look at me wrong and yo find ya grave fasta
get on yo horse and ride, or hava throat like jamie jasta
 

DeletedUser33530

Guest
Anyone care to duel?

Oh pebble when will you learn
You want to get beat, you have to wait your turn
I'm sinking colony ships all day long
I don't have time for your pathetic songs
Try dueling a fish next time
I mean you can barely rhyme
Beating you is too easy
You're poems just make me queasy
Would help if you weren't such a bore
Until next time, be careful what you wish for
 

DeletedUser8396

Guest
Oh pebble when will you learn
You want to get beat, you have to wait your turn
I'm sinking colony ships all day long
I don't have time for your pathetic songs
Try dueling a fish next time
I mean you can barely rhyme
Beating you is too easy
You're poems just make me queasy
Would help if you weren't such a bore
Until next time, be careful what you wish for

My dearest little cheater,
Cute to see you'll try.
But watch this little pebble-
After this you'll want to die.

Must have taken you long,
To come up with such poetic lines.
But challenging me?
Please - this game is mine.

You say you sank ships all day,
Well surely that is true.
With rhymes such as yours,
I'd trash my own ships too.

So tell me little Cheater,
Is this what you wanted most?
You can try all day long,
But we both know you're toast.
 

DeletedUser33530

Guest
Poor pathetic Pebble
just can't take a hint
Guess i can't blame you
but can you atleast take a mint

Of all the poets to verse me
It just had to be you
Couldn't be Shakespeare, no
So run along now shew

They say revenege dish best served cold
Luckily for you I serve my ryhmes hot
When it comes to hearing you rhyme
Everyone would rather not

Honestly can you get anymore boring
Watching paint paint dry is a better show
Think three time before you reply
Until then we'll just watch the grass grow
 

DeletedUser8396

Guest
It's funny to see you try,
But you're simply out of depth.
You can't beat me, little man-
I only wish you'd understand.

Perhaps you have forgotten?
I am a master of rhyme,
A lord of linguistic prose
But this? Everyone but you already knows.

They don't dare take my challenge,
Dare to threaten my throne.
It's admirable as you try,
But the results only make me cry.

I'll take your mints,
Throw em down with a smile-
Victory is so delicious,
If only your rhymes were this vicious.

You say you seek revenge,
But you see, I don't understand?
How can you get me back,
When your attempts are just so bland.

Could you give me a challenge,
Anything good, if you please
Just a small one might I suggest?
Because so far- this is quite an easy test.
 
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