It's funny to see you try,
But you're simply out of depth.
You can't beat me, little man-
I only wish you'd understand.
Perhaps you have forgotten?
I am a master of rhyme,
A lord of linguistic prose
But this? Everyone but you already knows.
They don't dare take my challenge,
Dare to threaten my throne.
It's admirable as you try,
But the results only make me cry.
I'll take your mints,
Throw em down with a smile-
Victory is so delicious,
If only your rhymes were this vicious.
You say you seek revenge,
But you see, I don't understand?
How can you get me back,
When your attempts are just so bland.
Could you give me a challenge,
Anything good, if you please
Just a small one might I suggest?
Because so far- this is quite an easy test.