Fail of the Day

DeletedUser

Guest
todays fail is brought by Yassel of Spatan Elite Army who somehow managed to gain many cities yet still does not understand that light ships should always escort an attack

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2000+ BP lost because of 10 Biremes
 

plaguetower

Phrourach
LOL.. I fell from laughing so hard when I saw this report. I love SEA. They put the Special Education Army to the test and always give the special touch.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Again with the trolling.

Ah well, I still did lol when I read it. Someone really needs to educate them on what to do in an attack.
Today's lesson will be how to attack, which I will recite in MRA language.
fist you buld trups
ten yu buld navy
ten yu attuc wit leghtsips and truns ships and trups
I hope that was very educational :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Meh, guy made a mistake, he will learn from it. At least he is getting hands on experience, I know some supposedly good players who couldn't field that many troops in a single attack :p

Faaq, be sure to tell us the next time something else doesn't happen to you!!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Meh, guy made a mistake, he will learn from it. At least he is getting hands on experience, I know some supposedly good players who couldn't field that many troops in a single attack :p

Faaq, be sure to tell us the next time something else doesn't happen to you!!

i dont think it was a mistake. you dont get 5 or 6 cities attacking like that. and yeah I may have made a mistake or two, but nothing at that level.

oh and trust me, plenty of fail has hit my wall, is it not all just for laughs?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You don't necessarily have to send LS with the ground attack. It's usually a better idea to send all LS first and take out the navy then land all your troops to go in for the kill.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
But that only works if the guy is online.
If he isn't, you better have really good timing, otherwise he'll likely dodge and snipe.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I casted wisdom.

10 minute window, dodged and sniped.

xD

About 20-30 reports like this from Spartan Elite Army.

15 of them from their leader, but he left a 7-10hr window.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Woah...
I find them beyond stupid. With that many cities, they should sure know to not ever attack with swords or archers!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Spartan Elite Commando - Noobs!!!

Spartan Elite Commando killed: over 34000 (SW)

over 100 attacks on my 7 cities in 48 hours :supermad:

CITY LEFT: 0 :D

RANK DEFENSE #55 (D)

Before cancel my account i maked most damage possible to this noobs ally.:p

THX to my ally Phalanx of Atlas Dragons for maked this possible. (P)
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
fear my offensive biremes (i moddified them to fail a little bit less at offense)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hey, FaaQ, what do you use to post your reports. I have a couple really funny ones I'd love to show but I don't know how you do what your doing. Do you take a picture of them then upload to the internet?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Take a screenshot, upload the image to a photoeditor and crop out the parts you want to keep, then upload to a hosting site...

I'd be lying if I said I didnt make stupid mistakes like that before (One time I forgot to send my CS with my Conquest attack... instead I sent a hydra and didnt notice the lonely CS in my harbor till the attack hit /facepalm)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
OUCH when i didnt know what i was doing i conquered a 2300 point city with a 6000 city
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Bahaha, you guys are lame. Ulizes made 17 attacks on a row in a single village of my alliance and ALL attacks failed. Now, that's a fail. I don't post the reports though, for security reasons :) It's up to you if you believe it.
 
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