Funniest Moment in Nu

DeletedUser

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I guess Americans are automatically saved from

rick roll!
 

DeletedUser

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That's what i had recieved yesterday from "ronaldb"

READ FROM OVER TO BELOW
ronaldb"7.13PM":
so..
tell your piece of s..t diplomat poseidon the great to stop spying on me,or to build his city faster so he makes a tasty conquest:D
ronaldb{he has putted his name}:p
MOSID"8.04PM":
ARE YOU SERIOUS PRETTY ONE?:cool:
ronaldb"8.16PM":
mock me and you ll' see how serious:eek:
MOSID"8.30PM":
GO FOR A WALK.SOME FRESH AIR WILL BE GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.:eek:
 

DeletedUser

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Get it, because he has something around 1k points and year has 52 weeks - so his points x 26. :D
 
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DeletedUser

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Kinda humorous, I guess...

Bottom to top, as usual.


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:54 PM

What's a revolt


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:25 AM

OH THX BUT I'M STILL GONNA GET U SOME DAY FROM A NEW ACCOUNT ON NU AND U WON'T EVEN REALIZE


goins420 on 1/21/11 at 12:24 AM

Try deep breathing and counting to ten, usually helps I hear...


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:23 AM

U HAVE GOT ME SO MAD!!!!!!!!


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:23 AM

***************** U


goins420 on 1/21/11 at 12:23 AM

Okay, thanks for the warning. Enjoy your game...


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:21 AM

WELL I RECONIZE AND BYT THE WAY... U JUST KILLED URSELF. WE HAVE ALLIES WHO ARE AMAZINGLY HUGE TO U AND U CAN' DEFEDND UR PUNY SELVES!!!


goins420 on 1/21/11 at 12:20 AM

Ummm, I don't think any of us are in Delta....


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:18 AM

A FEW AND I HAVE ROOM FOR CITIES AND CONQUEST AN ARMY AND EVERYTHING I WILL CONQUOR EVERYONE FROM U THATS IN DELTA!!!!! UR DEAD MEAT!
 

DeletedUser

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Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:54 PM said:
What's a revolt

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

you are totally dead meat. I mean, he knows exactly what to do to get his revenge.
 

DeletedUser

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Kinda humorous, I guess...

Bottom to top, as usual.


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:54 PM

What's a revolt


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:25 AM

OH THX BUT I'M STILL GONNA GET U SOME DAY FROM A NEW ACCOUNT ON NU AND U WON'T EVEN REALIZE


goins420 on 1/21/11 at 12:24 AM

Try deep breathing and counting to ten, usually helps I hear...


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:23 AM

U HAVE GOT ME SO MAD!!!!!!!!


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:23 AM

***************** U


goins420 on 1/21/11 at 12:23 AM

Okay, thanks for the warning. Enjoy your game...


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:21 AM

WELL I RECONIZE AND BYT THE WAY... U JUST KILLED URSELF. WE HAVE ALLIES WHO ARE AMAZINGLY HUGE TO U AND U CAN' DEFEDND UR PUNY SELVES!!!


goins420 on 1/21/11 at 12:20 AM

Ummm, I don't think any of us are in Delta....


Percy Jackson Rulz on 1/21/11 at 12:18 AM

A FEW AND I HAVE ROOM FOR CITIES AND CONQUEST AN ARMY AND EVERYTHING I WILL CONQUOR EVERYONE FROM U THATS IN DELTA!!!!! UR DEAD MEAT!


I remember him from Gamma? They where planning wars, didn't happen though...
 

DeletedUser13647

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Well I attacked this guy and he attacked back(bottom to top):

Calamack on 1/26/11 at 12:33 PM
Do you suggest calling for support now? Cause I don't wanna.

Calamack on 1/25/11 at 6:54 PM
exactly

Gdixon on 1/25/11 at 6:51 PM
Everyone likes turtles.

Calamack on 1/25/11 at 6:44 PM
Cool. I suggest that you don't message me. Cause I like turtles

Gdixon on 1/25/11 at 4:47 PM
I suggest you stop.


Not to funny but it's fun to pretend your a n00b and make him think he's cleared you when almost your entire army is almost always that way >>> while your city is that way ^^^
 
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DeletedUser

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Hehe, Byzantine Empire.. At least you look good on paper by doing this. ;)

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DeletedUser

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I was bored becouse other at my Alliance got allot of hate mails, but I did not have any!
So I thought that I will send some mails to get attention only 2 answered! :/

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This is not a joke! :D

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DeletedUser

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Not the best but I got a kick out of it. I really wanted to help this guy kick my own *** too.

From: Mako74 PHOENIX ALLIANCE founder
To: Anglo-Saxon Tiger Lair founder (in Shadows United 50 at the time) "acting founder"

Read from top to bottom.

mako74 on 1/25/11 at 5:24 PM
Hello mate...how is going with the Tiger Lair alliance...how do you get along with those duddes?

Answer me if you want.

Thanks
mako74

Anglo-Saxon on 1/25/11 at 5:26 PM
We get along ok... no real bad blood or anything. Why whats up?

mako74 on 1/25/11 at 5:32 PM
You are stronger allaince than us and they do not intimidate you a lot.I guess they do not want to have an open war with you for the time being.

They harass some of my guyes and they say that they do it to get batle points. The other day took a city from the Chii islands...our allies as well. I try to figure out how they play and what is their orientaion.

Anglo-Saxon on 1/25/11 at 5:42 PM
Yeah this is the first I have heard of any problems with them, and they are pretty big in that ocean.

What have you figured out so far?
Do you know how the whole thing started?
Do you think they are planning a war with us?

mako74 on 1/25/11 at 6:02 PM
We have problems the Chili islands have problems...they are aggressive they do not have any pact with nobody...and they attack almost avery day.

I do not want to end up with a rush conclusion yet. I must wait to see how their tactic will unfold.

Just for your information I talk with the Chili islands in order to see how we will react in the future.

Likely a war will brake up soon when all of us getting stonger and stronger. For us is a threat and an enemy.

mako74

Anglo-Saxon on 1/25/11 at 6:50 PM
Interesting news. Do try to keep me updated.

mako74 on 1/25/11 at 7:19 PM
OK no problem mate...we talk again.

mako74

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Funny news is I was attacking them all that time, and my name never left the Tiger Lair profile. First I had ever heard from them though. You would think they would know there attacker better then that.

Next time he asks my orentation I will tell them I am straight.
 

DeletedUser15240

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This was after I attacked a certain Bracko on my island:

Dude,I'm just in this world for fun come to alpha,epsilon or eta,and I will crush you like a ing bug.You dumb .Come to real worlds not to this for er who could not be sucsesful in real worlds,strong world.You are ing begginer,and you will always be.
If you have balls come and you will see your ing death.

And by the way suck my dick over the internet,grandmuther er.

(The . is an obvious word lol)

The funny thing is I checked afterwards on those worlds, on one he had 2000, another 1000 and another 7000, and he was calling me a noob.

A conversation followed, and this is the directors cut:

. you...:D, suck my dick two times,because I like when whore give me ultimate plesure.And happy new year,because your mom wished me to her . brains out in 2011.

Ah, good times lol
 

DeletedUser

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Just for Fun!!!!

Had no time to take screens so I will just paste message!
Spent 8k of silver to make sure that he did not lie but it failed!

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Hello dear neighbor, I have things to inform you about!
My ships are ready to go to your city!But I can change my mind if you tell me your troops count!Do not make it worst!
Thanks for your time





ClAyMoRe..
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HassH today at 9:33 AM
HeLLo!! why i must tell you count of my troops ?? for what ?

nic3 day
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lynx242 today at 12:56 PM
For your safty!
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lynx242 today at 1:19 PM
It is up to you to inform me with yopur troops count so I can know what you are doing!
If you will not inform me then I will nothing else to do as find out my self and with not the best way for you!
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lynx242 today at 2:00 PM
Do you really want to get attacked?Is that your decidion?
Your Alliance will not help you I already Conquered one of them!
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HassH today at 2:03 PM
and why you realy pick me :) to target ...
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lynx242 today at 2:06 PM
I am not going to attack you without reason I have enought farms right now!
I just need to know your troops to have intel about you!
If you do not want to stay in peace with me then just say so and I am sending attack right now!
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HassH today at 2:10 PM
you offer me a peace with you ? and who tell that im going to attack you :D ? i dont even think , or look enemies on your island :) , because im to weak ...
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lynx242 today at 2:12 PM
I do not want spend silver, so just tell me already so I can message next one!
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HassH today at 2:15 PM
:) 200sord , 150arch and 80sling ...


Did not get answer of this guy yet, he have not online but there is no need becouse I think I already wiped him out before he sent answer!


_________________________________________________________________
Hello dear neighbor, I have things to inform you about!
My ships are ready to go to your city!But I can change my mind if you tell me your troops count!Do not make it worst!
Thanks for your time





ClAyMoRe..
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Hueco today at 8:31 PM
What are you talking about? I have nearly no troops.
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lynx242 today at 9:17 PM
Well then name how many of them you have if you do not want to be attacked!
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I have had some funny moments that I thought I might share. Here are just two:

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To be fair they were sending in clearing waves of anything between 15-30 light ships like clockwork and spying on me quite regularly but seemed unaware that I don't have to keep my ships with me all the time...
 

DeletedUser

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Why would you ever send transports without LS? It's suicide. And not even a kamikazi, just like putting on a show for people to laugh at.
 
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