funny mail from players

DeletedUser

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Some players just send the most nonsensical mail

Theme159
pause for a sec before you attack me.
i need to make sure one thing.
why did you attack me?
after you answer this one thing,and i saw it and agreed with you, i shall start to defend.

^Right after i cleared him^


uknob
You've sent a spy in my city.
Why?
You know spying is an act of war.
Are we at war?
I have a damage of 1003 silver. Are you going to cover it?
Regards!

^right before i conquered him^
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Wasn't sent to me personally but i still found it funny.

lord akumi

any member in the north who feel there city may be lost, try to get a back-up city here in the south or central ocean 35 asap just in case


this is by no means a retreat or anything of the sort!!! simply a city to fall back on should the worst happen.

i myself will NEVER give up a war never have never will. and i am moving further north to be in this battle more.

by NO MEANS is this a retreat
 

DeletedUser4577

Guest
Been awhile for this mail but still thought it fit fine here!

ivanbar512 on 5/2/11 at 9:52 PM
can i join your alliance

DerekRisen001 on 5/2/11 at 9:57 PM
You do realize your not even in our ocean?

ivanbar512 on 5/2/11 at 10:01 PM
it's better having connections everywhere

DerekRisen001 on 5/2/11 at 10:01 PM
Not for us, lol.

Good Luck
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Heres more

"why are you attacking me like crazy when you cant destroy me in at least 2 weeks?cant you attack and conquer another person, or at least announce truce?staying in war ruins both of our development, so cant we compromise?"

I think I may do a PnP about this battle, this was teh #2 player of Thrace II and he went down easy haha, their profile is complete crap too
 

DeletedUser4577

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DerekRisen001 today at 7:09 AM
Ah, So thats how you helped us...wow....so much you have given I shall rethink my decision of kicking you.

I actually now feel no pity for them taking your city and hope you enjoy the Rim.

Kill it today at 7:08 AM
---- off

DerekRisen001 today at 7:05 AM
You have one city and then your stats -
http://www.grepostats.com/world/en18/player/1511613/history - Are for better words...crap.
How in the world did you help this alliance get to where it is???

And this is betrayal? How? We kicked you and now someone claimed your city? Should we allow someone we are at war with to take it first then?

Kill it today at 6:45 AM
this is betrayal to the highest,i helped this alliance to get where it is and this is how you thank me.my computer got a virus and i was off line for a few days

DerekRisen001 today at 6:39 AM
Your cities are being targeted for conquest along with all the other players that were kicked out. Its nothing personal

Kill it today at 6:36 AM
what have done you that i am being attack by my own team mates is this the thanks i get
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Does everyone get this when they kick someone? lol
 

DeletedUser17045

Guest
Haha, quite a few of the players you kicked out are on VM....
 

DeletedUser4577

Guest
Yeah.....Main reason was we dont think they are coming back. A few arent and put VM on so that we couldnt take the cities right away and just to pester us.
 

DeletedUser17045

Guest
Fair enough. I mean, you'll probably get 80% of the cities anyway. And I hate those types. They quit, go into VM and make you wait :(
 

DeletedUser

Guest
(His report of me clearing his city)

Hey, what the...? What are you...? Keep your hands off my...!!

DON'T TOUCH THAT!

*screeeeeeammm!*
 

DeletedUser

Guest
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Abedude on 6/11/11 at 7:36 PM
So I'm not allowed to have any friends?
Maybe you'd like me to wear a sack over my head as well?

WAAAAH!!
Poor me! =(

*sniff*

BlackPaladin333 on 6/11/11 at 8:22 AM
probably, I dont instruct my troops on what they can and cant do...

you shouldn't have been a noob, joining an alliance :)

Abedude on 6/10/11 at 11:58 PM
RAAAAAAAPE! =O
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DeletedUser

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BlackPaladin333 said:
Read from bottom up


Quote:
Abedude on 6/11/11 at 7:36 PM
So I'm not allowed to have any friends?
Maybe you'd like me to wear a sack over my head as well?

WAAAAH!!
Poor me! =(

*sniff*

BlackPaladin333 on 6/11/11 at 8:22 AM
probably, I dont instruct my troops on what they can and cant do...

you shouldn't have been a noob, joining an alliance

Abedude on 6/10/11 at 11:58 PM
RAAAAAAAPE! =O
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Wow cant believe some of the people that play this game:rolleyes:
 
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DeletedUser829

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BlackPaladin333 said:
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Quote:
Abedude on 6/11/11 at 7:36 PM
So I'm not allowed to have any friends?
Maybe you'd like me to wear a sack over my head as well?

WAAAAH!!
Poor me! =(

*sniff*

BlackPaladin333 on 6/11/11 at 8:22 AM
probably, I dont instruct my troops on what they can and cant do...

you shouldn't have been a noob, joining an alliance

Abedude on 6/10/11 at 11:58 PM
RAAAAAAAPE! =O
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IT so bothers me when someone uses the word rape to define an outcome of an action within a game.

Do people really have no idea what the word actually means? and what the connotations are that justify the word being used in proper form? It's disgusting.

Just as profanity in any way shape or form is banned on this site, that word should hold the same, if not a higher degree of discipline.


i understand the mean age of this game is probably 15, and that there are some idiots out there who push the bar, but please think before you speak (I know it's hard sometimes).
 
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