Funny Messages Thread

DeletedUser345

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You all know how this works if you have something funny then just post it.

My first message is an extract from a recruitment message i recieved today;

Hello, I am currently demonstrating my ablity to use correct ounctuation and grammer. Is it of an acceptable standard for your alliance?
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It made me laugh in context with the rest of the sentence.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
WM802 on 3/26/11 at 1:14 PM
Dear members, of -Little Puppies-.When BP ends today, Phantom Sultanate and -NOD- will be attacking you.If you are on our islands when BP ends, you may aswell restart.

Hi, you are in 055 we're in 44.


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The -LP- forums are hectic, people running about everywhere screaming and crying.#

We should run for our lives! Or at least into a different ocean... oh wait... we are. :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You had members, in ocean 55.


WM802 on 3/26/11 at 1:53 PM
bye
Sir Tom II on 3/26/11 at 1:52 PM
Hahaha, thats not really funny but still. Goodbye
WM802 on 3/26/11 at 12:35 PM
"Phantom Sounds a bit evil and i don't like evil alliances"
Sir Tom II on 3/26/11 at 12:33 PM
Why?...
WM802 on 3/26/11 at 12:20 PM
its okay, your funny.
Sir Tom II on 3/26/11 at 12:18 PM
Yeah, sorry
WM802 on 3/26/11 at 10:43 AM
lol.
Sir Tom II on 3/26/11 at 9:57 AM
Sorry, but am already at a good alliance and you name Phantom sounds a bit evil and I don't like evil alliances, no offence. Sorry
WM802 on 3/26/11 at 12:16 AM
Sir Tom II, I am the leader of Phantom Sultanate, and i want you to join Phantom Sultanate.Phantom Sultanate is an active growing, alliance.If you want to join, just reply to this message.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
middy are you, even in pi?

Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:14 PM
now send me an invite if you want me in your alliance and to make it better
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:13 PM
CCCP as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:12 PM
Peace as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:11 PM
Aztec Empire as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:10 PM
Solar Rebels as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:10 PM
SEMPER-FI as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:09 PM
OK only if you put DEAD SAND ELITE as enemies
WM802 on 3/26/11 at 1:38 PM
Italian God, Would you join Phantom Sultanate We can give you better support than, Semper-Fi if you ever need it.If you want to join just simply reply to this message, and i will invite you.

WM802
 

DeletedUser65

Guest
Not thigh-slappingly hilarious, but made me chuckle.

pluto44 today at 3:56 PM
what wrong whit you you sick on head? attacking 100 times city whit nothing go and attack somebody else

Tmesis today at 3:59 PM
Yes, I vomited on your cranium. But I like attacking you, it's much more fun than attacking the good players.

pluto44 today at 4:00 PM
you are moron you kiss my a**
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Plus, he was so distraught he immediately restarted! Hooray!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The title of this thread should be "Wierd and funny in game messages"
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Douxz on 3/26/11 at 10:28 PM
ooops, sorry. i clicked the wrong one :(
kiwifruit96 on 3/26/11 at 10:28 PM
YOU ****ING ATTACKED ME AGAIN....
Douxz on 3/26/11 at 10:13 PM
yerrrp
kiwifruit96 on 3/26/11 at 10:13 PM
you are sending troops for support right?


Looooooooooooooooooooool. nooob :L
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Itś not a message, but in the pi world i have some new fans or so..
alliance called: ARZIN is a FAG alliance
 

DeletedUser

Guest
WM802 said:
middy are you, even in pi?

Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:14 PM
now send me an invite if you want me in your alliance and to make it better
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:13 PM
CCCP as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:12 PM
Peace as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:11 PM
Aztec Empire as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:10 PM
Solar Rebels as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:10 PM
SEMPER-FI as enemies
Italian God on 3/26/11 at 5:09 PM
OK only if you put DEAD SAND ELITE as enemies
WM802 on 3/26/11 at 1:38 PM
Italian God, Would you join Phantom Sultanate We can give you better support than, Semper-Fi if you ever need it.If you want to join just simply reply to this message, and i will invite you.

WM802
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Actually, you just got pwned again while trying to recruit.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
WM802 said:
I didnt, invite him.How did i, get powned?
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He was obviously making fun of you and your alliance for inviting him in a comical declination of your invitation through outrageous terms.
 

DeletedUser65

Guest
WM802 said:
Okay but, he done wrong bbcodes and lots of mistakes.
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You know how sometimes when you are drinking something, and for some hilarious reason it flies out of every available facial orifice? Well, your attempted justification (Or whatever point you were trying to make) has just made it happen.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ZUES had returned on 3/26/11 at 4:26 PM
you've been kicked due to being a farm, for this reason you have been kicked
Silent Monk on 3/26/11 at 4:27 PM
????Everyone has BP ???? How could I be a farm if everyone has BP?????
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That made me lol so bad
 
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