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Below is something for us all to smile at:

/Natanae, War Mistress of the Dirty Dozen

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:07 AM
Are you sure about us having a hard time to kill you? I hope you sleep well tonight!

/Natanae, war mistress of The Dirty Dozen
Dirty Dozen High Command


Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:32 AM
would you perhaps like to join our alliance?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:33 AM
sorry no i am not here to fight why can we just all get along?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:34 AM
hm, isn't this a war game?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:40 AM
not exactly it is about growing your city and becoming strong if you want recources just take out farming villages but only when the have a happy picture or else you might die

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:41 AM
you have a happy picture...

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:42 AM
no i mean farming villages my picture is crossbones

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:42 AM
yes, a picture of a dead man... or dead player…

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:43 AM
yes but do you know what i mean about the farming villages?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:44 AM
no, can you explain to me?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:44 AM
i told you already!

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:45 AM
hm, i never farmed.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:46 AM
do it it is much better you get way more recources i get about 8000 each time

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:47 AM
wow, how do you do that? i mean i get like 30.000 from each player i nuke.,..

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:48 AM
do you mean 30,000?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:49 AM
yes...

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:53 AM
cool but trust me farming villages are much faster

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:54 AM
how so? i can farm 40 player cities for each 30.000 ressources. thats 1.200.000 ressources.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 1:57 AM
how much time does it take you?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:57 AM
6 hours.

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 1:58 AM
it goes way faster at night though.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 2:01 AM
see it takes me 10 minutes for 8000 recources for farming

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:02 AM
ok, but 6 hours for 1.200.000 resources??? thats better in my book.

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:02 AM
at night it is only 4 hours.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 2:02 AM
i guess so

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:03 AM
yes, because ppl are at sleep then-

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 2:03 AM
yep

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:04 AM
can i farm you?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:06 AM
pleeeeaaaassse???

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 2:07 AM
nnnnnnnooooooooooooo aren't we friends what the heck man stop


Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:07 AM
yes, friends farm each other. great ressources.
btw, I am a girl.


bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 2:08 AM
well do not conquer me and do not attack my big city because i have a colony ship

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 2:10 AM
and no they do not farm each other dude what are you talking about

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:10 AM
dirty dozen members allways farm each other.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 2:11 AM
that is you not me okay you can only attack my small city but do not conquer and do not attack my big city

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:15 AM
why not?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:17 AM
your big city generates more ressources.

are you at sleep now? can i farm you then?


Natanae on 1/11/11 at 2:24 AM
can't you just conquer someone? idea: have you tried to conquer a farm village?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 4:33 PM
i had to get off

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 4:33 PM
welcome back!
can i farm you now?


bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 4:34 PM
you can not i am sorry but you guys are causing much pain why are you doing this?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 4:36 PM
i don't understand you there... we are causing pain? dunno, what are the others doing to you?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 4:37 PM
yes to the allaince

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 4:37 PM
hmmm... to your alliance? what are they doing? they didn't let me in on everything. just heard rumors. do they farm you?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 4:38 PM
no they are nice and caring to me

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 4:39 PM
so, who is causing the "pain" and why? shall i ask them what is going on?

i believe they want to farm you. they farm everything in o35. i ask them.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 4:40 PM
the dirty dozen of course i mean you guys are conquering us and why was the war started?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 5:32 PM
That’s unfortunate. Must be a mean lady who ordered them to do so… heh, are you there?

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 6:25 PM
you don't talk to me anymore? i thought we are friends??!!???

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 11:26 PM
dude we are i just wanted to know why we started the war i just wanted to know i am sorry i wasn't trying to fight

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 11:54 PM
hello

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 11:56 PM
hi there again :) I am a “girl”; not a dude

well yes, why did you start the war?


bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 11:57 PM
i know you are reading these messages please respond

Natanae on 1/11/11 at 11:58 PM
i did just. was out with the dog

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/11/11 at 11:59 PM
coool man

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 12:06 AM
aye. now i want to farm again. can i farm you now?
btw, I am a girl…


bladekill...... [censored] on 1/12/11 at 12:07 AM
why do you keep on asking?

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 12:10 AM
well because i need to grow :(((

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/12/11 at 12:26 AM
sorry was gone do you really have to?

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 12:27 AM
yeah, i would like to grow...

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/12/11 at 12:32 AM
yeah but what about your teammates

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 12:42 AM
well what about them?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/12/11 at 1:01 AM
yeah can't you farm off them because you said they let you

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 1:07 AM
I farmed the dry and you are close to me.

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 1:15 AM
i'm back in a short while. stay tuned, blade.
2hours or so


bladekill...... [censored] on 1/12/11 at 1:24 AM
that is a long time

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 9:22 AM
ya, it is a Big Dog, you Know?

Natanae on 1/12/11 at 5:28 PM
can i join your alliance?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:37 AM
okay

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:38 AM
whats the goal of your alliance are we the only two? and why did you quite your old one?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:41 AM
well right now we are have you joind?

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:42 AM
not yet have to explain to my alliance that they’ll lose their war lady... will soon.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:43 AM
well my goal is to start an alliance of my own and find strong people

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:45 AM
what was wrong with your former alliance, escept that some stupid player ordered us to attack them?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:46 AM
nothing but i just wanted to go single and because of the fight

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:47 AM
what fight?

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:48 AM
not trying to be mean or anything but weren't we fighting each other?

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:50 AM
hm did i fight you?
Actually I only farmed you. Nice resources, btw.


bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:51 AM
no i mean because some of the people in Thte Dirty Dozen conqured some of our cities well none of mine of course

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:52 AM
did they take so many cities? dunno why ppl in the leadership are so mean and attacked your old alliance. disgusting.
You must be a strong player, that they didn’t attack you.


bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:53 AM
well i guess it really sucked have you joined yet?

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:54 AM
not yet, give it some time. i need to say "bye bye" to some ppl on the board. they all are warmongering. i don't like them.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:55 AM
why is that? i mean why don't you like them?

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:56 AM
because they only want blood and war. attack other ppl and such. they tricked me and told me, i could make a lot of ressources if i attack other people.

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 12:57 AM
that sucks

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 12:59 AM
Indeed

bladekill...... [censored] on 1/13/11 at 1:01 AM
i think the game is about growth not really war only when you need it

Natanae on 1/13/11 at 1:02 AM
my old ally thought, a war is needed. that stupid witch... well they allways say, it is a war game not sim city...
 

DeletedUser

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Too long, did not read.

if you didnt Read it because it is "too Long" for ya, Why did you post in this thread then? do you honestly believe i am going to Cut the Whites conversation because you posted "it is too Long for you to Read"?
 

DeletedUser6029

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That has to be my favorite PM yet to date...on any world...PMSL
 

DeletedUser4577

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Thanks for the link dom! Lol
Your quite mean to the poor guy aren't you? Lol
You should have launched a cs on his city and acted dumb on how to cancel then once landed tell him you will withdraw you just gotta figure out how to. Give false hope the whole time pretty much.
Then if he has another small one as it read then you could say how ur so sorry and that you wanna help him build the small one up and actually send resources, give advice then once its to your liking...take it lol. You could even support it and tell him/convince him that your take care of him and not to worry about units and to just build his city up
 

DeletedUser

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that would be too much work... but i guess its good to have a slave lolo
 
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