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So, the other day I went on a Go Kart track. This was my first time on such modified Go Karts, I was not used to their odd, platform shape. I was also a little intsy about the gas pedal. Anyway, as I left the pitstop at the beginning of the race, I accidentally took my foot off gas, causing my Go Kart to slow down at an extreme rate (My Dirt bike doesn't slow down that fast when I take my foot off it, so I was caught off guard). Anyway, right before I realized I was going 2 Miles per hour, I felt a huge bump and a festival of cursing and hatred from a man wearing a hat. (Sidenote: I had one of the slowest Go Karts in the track =( ) I finished the race, accidentally crashing into, cutting off, and blocking many people. On my way out, I saw the man. He was apparently kicked out of the park from reckless driving. He walked out saying a vicious word that begins with "f" many times. Usually accompanied by "er", "mother", or a combination of them. He apparently was looking for me. Too drunken to notice me walking out of the park about 2 meters away from him I walked over to my car. At this point I realized he was drunk, NOT grumpy. After that I got a burger then went home. This story is absolutely true with no exaggerations. I'm not sure why the allowed this drunk man on the track in the first place. But this story will bring me a chuckle for many years to come. And DrunkenHatMan, if you coincidentally play Grepolis, let me know so I can conquer you to further anger you.