Haiku Thread?

[DeletedUser5819]

A quiet flame brings
Warmth and light but roaring fire
Brings greater delight

 

[DeletedUser49197]

Warmth and light but roaring fire

Fire can be one syllable or two, I think it's normally 2 so incorrect!

 

[DeletedUser]

I say seven with 1 syllable, 'sven'. May just be bad english on my part...

Yeah sounds about right
seven is definitely
not one syllable

 

[DeletedUser5819]

Flamed by flame whose choice
Where such exists is to see
Wrong over right. Odd.

 

[DeletedUser]

Syllables defeat me hard
Understand them I cannot kinda
I messed this up

 

[DeletedUser49197]

Chalna sucks at this
She needs a Haiku lesson
Or he will then die!

 

[DeletedUser]

God Damn it Flame
I am a fricken male humanoid
why think otherwise (word maybe? idk)

 

[DeletedUser49197]

Ha I fixed it now!
And please stop sucking at Haikus
Chalna sounds female...

 

[DeletedUser]

It is kinda fixed
I cannot grasp sylablles
chalna sounds female


part of an ex's name, part of mine.

 

[DeletedUser]

hot damn I actually did it.... I seriously have trouble grasping the concept of syllables, no idea why.

 

[DeletedUser5819]

Hot damn, chalna fails
At counting syllabuls hence
Unhaiku haikus.

 

[DeletedUser40768]

Once upon a time
There was a thread that no one
Really understood.

 

[DeletedUser5819]

A thread so special
So exemplary and pure
As to defy all

 

[DeletedUser]

Any sentence with
13 syllables could be
a correct haiku

Just add or remove,
sometimes shuffle, a word and
you've got a haiku.

 

[DeletedUser5819]

As one might expect
Skully excels and doubly
expounds haiku skill

 

[DeletedUser]

If I could
actually count sylablles I
could do that thing

 

[DeletedUser49197]

There was once a time,
Chalna could do Haikus! Now,
He is a disgrace.

 

[DeletedUser5819]

The wonderful thing
About Tiggers is tiggers
Are wonderful things!

Its all about presentation.

 

[DeletedUser]

This is too easy.
Rhyming too? It's a breezy!
Is that too cheesy?

 

[DeletedUser49197]

if it is so easy why'd you get it wrong?The last line is:
Or - 1
Is - 1
that - 1
too - 1
cheesy - 2

1+1+1+1+2=6!!!