Hassan's Occasional Quote of the Day/Week/Month

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Ok, so this is for no other reason than to add a little levity to the forum .. maybe it's needed, maybe not, but I like to think it is. Try to post quotes that are funny, ironic, idiotic, or just plain wrong. Keep it clean, and of course try to post real quotes, not just something you made up. I'll start with a personal favorite:


"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."
George Armstrong Custer

Hmmm, wonder if he thought about those words as he was surrounded at the Little Big Horn?
 
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DeletedUser31385

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Ok, so this is for no the than reason than to add a little levity to the forum .. maybe it's needed, maybe not, but I like to think it is. Try to post quotes that are funny, ironic, idiotic, or just plain wrong. Keep it clean, and of course try to post real quotes, not just something you made up. I'll start with a personal favorite:


"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."
George Armstrong Custer

Hmmm, wonder if he thought about those words as he was surrounded at the Little Big Horn?

Hassan, a quote is is always real no matter what. Something made up is a quote of your own as long as you didn't use plagiarism.
 

DeletedUser29066

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Can I quote you on that? What I meant is don't attribute a quote to someone that it's not from.:p
 

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Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists.
Jose Mourinho

and like the Chelsea defense
 

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If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
Vincent Van Gogh

... and if that doesn't work, then by all means try cutting off an ear
 

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"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

- Abraham Lincoln

And we all know what they say about power...
 

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon

... if you can't laugh at yourself, try looking in the mirror
:D
 

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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Dr. Seuss

... not always easy to remember
 

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"Muttley! Doooooo sooomethiiiiiinnnggg!"

Dastardly:

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ps try typing dastardly's first name ;)
 
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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."
- Issac Asimov (Foundation)

So get out there and kick some!
 

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If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
Bill Gates

.. and we'd all be driving a Nova Version 10.0
 

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Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort.
Dolly Parton

I feel your pain Dolly, I feel your pain .....
 

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[h=1]“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”[/h]
Philip Henry Sheridan

... 96 F here today in mid-October .. ole Phil might have been on to something
 
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