Hericles wants to rant

Hericles

Guest
I'll send one of my manticore nukes - if I bother at all...
In other news..

You have just been invited into the dark forces rising alliance

From their profile.. "WE ARE Dark forces rising join or meet your doom"

Dear Aunt Sally, Should I be afraid??
 

The Penguinator

Guest
ooh thats a better Idea.

and you should, noobs have awesome powers on their sides
 

Samp

Guest
I still think my poetry is the best argument for you to (re)join an alliance.
 

Hericles

Guest
Oh Samp, you are such a card,
You made leaving PoC so hard.
But poetry is not my thing,
So maybe I should sing.

/Hericles bursts into song
 

Samp

Guest
Hericles: I'm re-posting because I sadly spent like 30 minutes reading stupid bathroom graffiti sites to source my material. I have to recoup my time. <3 Miss you!



Samp on 6/16/11 at 4:06 PM
Aww, you left. :( What if I send you poetry? Would that entice you to come back? Sylvia Plath type stuff.


Hericles on 6/17/11 at 9:32 AM
I fear your poetry would be far too highbrow for my limited understanding.

The type of poetry I read is usually to be found on toilet walls!


Samp on 6/17/11 at 3:32 PM
Setting: the bathroom at your favorite gas station.

This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.
Hericles should come back to PoC
how else can he, conquer the world with me.
If he doesn't want to be a man
I guess I'll tell him the jokes in his hand.
 

eGOD

Guest
I thought my attempt wasn't too bad. Though Hericles you didn't respond last time :(
 

The Penguinator

Guest
samp the end was horrendous, but nice attempt ;)
 
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Hericles

Guest
Are we ready for rant #5??

Not so much a rant as a plea...

I've mailed Picwick 3 times asking to join Northwest Kindred. It was the first alliance I joined and it will maybe be my last.

He won't open my mails!!! Maybe he blocked me??

Please people... mail him, tell him I dearly wish to go home now!
 

JTin46

Strategos
Are we ready for rant #5??

Not so much a rant as a plea...

I've mailed Picwick 3 times asking to join Northwest Kindred. It was the first alliance I joined and it will maybe be my last.

He won't open my mails!!! Maybe he blocked me??

Please people... mail him, tell him I dearly wish to go home now!
Done, I even explained the simple procedure of inviting too him; hopefully he will go forth and invite you back home ;).
 

cobblemix

Guest
Hericles, you should just make your OWN alliance. Then see where you are in the alliance rankings :p
 

Mainolfi

Guest
How do you know for sure he'd be 31st. Others may join his cause and he may end up being the best. Tons of people would join just to know that they have an experienced (but not permanent ;)) leader.
 

cobblemix

Guest
How do you know for sure he'd be 31st. Others may join his cause and he may end up being the best. Tons of people would join just to know that they have an experienced (but not permanent ;)) leader.
Because he checked the alliance rankings and found where Hericles point total fitted in.

Also, I do believe Hericles already stated that he'd like to be a loner :)
 

Hericles

Guest
Because he checked the alliance rankings and found where Hericles point total fitted in.

Also, I do believe Hericles already stated that he'd like to be a loner :)
I've had a one man alliance a few times... but always disbanded them to join a larger alliance.

If I did start an alliance apparently I'd be the second largest alliance in Ocean 44 LOL.
 

Hericles

Guest
"You have just been invited into the Arena 55 alliance"

From the profile of this well respected player... "We dont recruit at all. "

I like SCHEUL, but he plays a tightrope... stop defending those Phenomen island mates of yours!!!