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Herpus doesn't lie, he said so himself.
Being such a great guy, Herpus just never stops telling the truth. I have had the privilege of being the topic of nearly half of his posts on the forum, and I am honored to find such a respectful and humble human being. *heavy dose of sarcasm*
Being as nice as he is, he told me I couldn't find a single lie about him (more or less). So it turns out he was right, the number of lies and insults each went into the double digits. So for anyone wondering why Herpus doesn't like me, maybe you can figure it out here. Right now I still don't know why, but after seeing him argue with some other people I have come to the conclusion that he just doesn't like being nice. I can understand, being nice takes a lot more work then hurling insults at everyone who crosses your path.
Below is a great epic on the origins of how I met King Herpus, and the wonderful conversations I had with him. For anyone looking to read happy posts with unicorns, sadly Herpus didn't provide those. But he did provide for this work of art:
The Beginning (and the First Insult):
So would you look here, an insult already. All because I stated facts.
First Lie and Accusation:
My next post had a bunch of quotes that proved that bold statement to be false. Now if that inaccurate statement was indeed intentional, then this would be the first lie so far.
Ok so I did fire back with some trash talk here. It was in response to the inaccurate statement above though.
He said Triad didn't talk about themselves, I prove that wrong so the next thing is to begin accusing people. Ok so first lie, insult, and accusation are already down.
My response back, providing more evidence in quotes that prove his statement wrong.
The 1st edited quotes used to give him something to insult me with and more:
Insult #2
My comeback, with some facts sprinkled in again.
Insult #3
Ok so one he edits a quote. Then he turns it into Insult #4, and then his underlined statement is also Lie #2.
He tries to say I must be a trash talker because I have more points than him, which is a poor basis to revolve an argument around...
Who is a forum Warrior, another edited quote, and a series of lies:
By this point I was getting tired of responding to a guy who resorts to insults to win arguments and then doesn't even read what people say.
Go back to the first spoiler, he is the one that initiates the argument. Also I never was trolling him throughout this entire discussion, and you can see both sides of it here. So this is Insult #5. The troll reference, the not good at the game reference, and the conjured argument reference are all lies. So that would be Lie #3, 4, and 5. I still have yet to lie to him once.
Insult #6 where he says I make myself look like an idiot. This could even be Lie #6, as I did nothing in the conversation to make him feel that way.
Returning the fire, and the end of our 1st convo
Ok that is probably the biggest insult I have said so far. In all sincerity though I do feel dumber after reading his posts directed at me though.
Insult #7, and could be Lie #7 since I was laughing throughout the posts which is quite the opposite of crying. But this is probably more trash talking than lying.
Herpus doesn't read, and I am still on his mind 2 weeks later
Conversation with him is over since April 20th, and he initiates it again on May 4th. I thought he said I conjured arguments with him? Insult #8, and no one is all talk so really this could be another lie. We will keep it at 5 Lies right now, as the others are more just incorrect statements than anything else.
I removed part of this posts as it was being addressed to another person.
He shows once again he doesn't read, and he comes up with Insult #9. Also the self important part was incorrect, I have no ego, little confidence and low self esteem. If anything this is the mirror opposite of who I am.
That praying reference was serious by the way, he has been in my prayers.
He admits he doesn't read with this statement, and then goes back to the insults. "Incorrect drivel" would be Lie #6, as I have done nothing but provide facts throughout my discussion, and some trash talking in response to his.
Hardcore Keyboard Warrior Skills, and Herpus' "I never lied to you" Challenge
Ok this was me coming to the conclusion that talking to someone who doesn't read, listen, or have respect for other people's opinions is not a person I should spend much further time talking with.
Ok so that is 3 insults in 1. So that would be Insults #10, 11 and 12.
Ok the underlined and bold content above makes up Lies #7, 8, 9, and 10. Or maybe the last lie is more of an insult, either way we are just about in the double digits in both the lies and the insults.
After all of that I have given everyone the full conversation between Herpus Derpus and I. This challenge may not have gone as he planned, as I found so many lies and insults I had to keep recounting to make sure my numbers were correct. In the end I hope this shows Herpus Derpus that he did indeed lie. I myself might not have handled it entirely well, it is hard to when every post coming back at you is a series of insults and lies from someone who trolls posts he never reads a single sentence of. I truly hope that he is not the epitome of what Triad is and stands for.
For anyone coming to complain about the length of this thread or anything I would like to point out that you are the ones clicking on it and reading it on it. The title is quite clear on what it is about, and I did use someone's suggestion and put different segments of this into spoilers, as you have already seen if you made it this far. So a nice dosage of non grepo related insults, but hey I am just "the keyboard warrior with no facts".
Sorry for no pictures, this is meant to be more informative more than anything else. It also helps keep this out of other threads, which would benefit everyone. This was his challenge to me, and this is going to be chalked up in the L column for Herpus.
Being such a great guy, Herpus just never stops telling the truth. I have had the privilege of being the topic of nearly half of his posts on the forum, and I am honored to find such a respectful and humble human being. *heavy dose of sarcasm*
Being as nice as he is, he told me I couldn't find a single lie about him (more or less). So it turns out he was right, the number of lies and insults each went into the double digits. So for anyone wondering why Herpus doesn't like me, maybe you can figure it out here. Right now I still don't know why, but after seeing him argue with some other people I have come to the conclusion that he just doesn't like being nice. I can understand, being nice takes a lot more work then hurling insults at everyone who crosses your path.
Below is a great epic on the origins of how I met King Herpus, and the wonderful conversations I had with him. For anyone looking to read happy posts with unicorns, sadly Herpus didn't provide those. But he did provide for this work of art:
The Beginning (and the First Insult):
So would you look here, an insult already. All because I stated facts.
First Lie and Accusation:
My next post had a bunch of quotes that proved that bold statement to be false. Now if that inaccurate statement was indeed intentional, then this would be the first lie so far.
Couldn't be further from the truth, from the 1st 5 pages of the trash talking threads Triad was talking about themselves nonstop. Messages are kind of jumbled up in the order that I saw them.
But hey these lies are almost as good as the one in the Benghazi scandal. People will never know the truth so just put the blame on others worked well there too
Ok so I did fire back with some trash talk here. It was in response to the inaccurate statement above though.
He said Triad didn't talk about themselves, I prove that wrong so the next thing is to begin accusing people. Ok so first lie, insult, and accusation are already down.
My response back, providing more evidence in quotes that prove his statement wrong.
The 1st edited quotes used to give him something to insult me with and more:
Insult #2
I am sorry that facts cause you enough physical pain to term them as a "smack". Truth can be a tough thing to swallow when you aren't used to it. Guess you are just bitter about that Triad boogie man thing, since I proved it wasn't the way you thought it was. Not really sure where abp equates to intelligence or providing facts to the community, but hey no one is perfect so maybe this is a revolutionary new theory that you can teach me more about. I am honored that you read my post, and comment on them. Out of your 27 posts more are to me than any other player I think, must mean I am doing something right
Also you might have missed my post to Pretty Maria where I found 10 players in Triad with less bp than me, one player wasn't even in double digits yet. So considering I am simming and just testing out gold trading and the unit rebalancing, I would like to know who recruited 10 players who don't even attack the quests troops
My comeback, with some facts sprinkled in again.
Insult #3
Ok so one he edits a quote. Then he turns it into Insult #4, and then his underlined statement is also Lie #2.
He tries to say I must be a trash talker because I have more points than him, which is a poor basis to revolve an argument around...
Who is a forum Warrior, another edited quote, and a series of lies:
Well like I said in the post, you don't read anything. So naturally you wouldn't understand what a forum warrior is, as I defined it. By the way forum warriors like to double posts like you did
Also if 3 paragraphs is long then how did you survive in school? That isn't even essay length, although if it helps you I will be happy to write one for you.
You Triad guys are great at this trash talking game. Unfortunately having the ability to have a mature conversation with someone who has a different opinion then you is a trait you guys are honestly lacking with posts like these.
By this point I was getting tired of responding to a guy who resorts to insults to win arguments and then doesn't even read what people say.
Go back to the first spoiler, he is the one that initiates the argument. Also I never was trolling him throughout this entire discussion, and you can see both sides of it here. So this is Insult #5. The troll reference, the not good at the game reference, and the conjured argument reference are all lies. So that would be Lie #3, 4, and 5. I still have yet to lie to him once.
Insult #6 where he says I make myself look like an idiot. This could even be Lie #6, as I did nothing in the conversation to make him feel that way.
Returning the fire, and the end of our 1st convo
If you are referring to yourself in the 3rd person then you are spot on. I honestly lose brain cells reading your posts, you would gain brain cells reading mine so I suppose that is why you don't.
You're the angry one, it shows through you finding the need to resort to insults and name calling. lol I just laugh at each of your posts, knowing that everything you says makes yourself feel better about yourself
Ok that is probably the biggest insult I have said so far. In all sincerity though I do feel dumber after reading his posts directed at me though.
Insult #7, and could be Lie #7 since I was laughing throughout the posts which is quite the opposite of crying. But this is probably more trash talking than lying.
Herpus doesn't read, and I am still on his mind 2 weeks later
Conversation with him is over since April 20th, and he initiates it again on May 4th. I thought he said I conjured arguments with him? Insult #8, and no one is all talk so really this could be another lie. We will keep it at 5 Lies right now, as the others are more just incorrect statements than anything else.
I removed part of this posts as it was being addressed to another person.
He shows once again he doesn't read, and he comes up with Insult #9. Also the self important part was incorrect, I have no ego, little confidence and low self esteem. If anything this is the mirror opposite of who I am.
To know that a "man" on the internet trolls posts he won't take a few seconds to read? Yeah it feels great to witness you try to attack someone without having anything to attack. If it makes you feel better your condition of blasting random people has made me decide that I should being praying for you each night
That praying reference was serious by the way, he has been in my prayers.
He admits he doesn't read with this statement, and then goes back to the insults. "Incorrect drivel" would be Lie #6, as I have done nothing but provide facts throughout my discussion, and some trash talking in response to his.
Hardcore Keyboard Warrior Skills, and Herpus' "I never lied to you" Challenge
Facts now are all of a sudden incorrect drivel, I have to wonder why you have not yet announced you are running for the 2016 Presidential Election. With the amount of lies you have said about me, I wonder how many times I have had to turn my cheeks as I get slapped each time by you because you are holding some petty grudge? Because I once corrected your drivel, you have been harassing me in the Zancles forum without me ever even talking to you. If you laugh at facts, then that is a problem for Dr. Phil to handle.
Tbh I like most of the guys in Triad, but you have tried everything within your power to try and make me hate you. (It hasn't worked, I have only grown concerned about the cause of your behavior) I can't figure out what your goal is with this, but I wish the best of luck to you with it. You can't trash talk, you can't present a solid argument, and you can't show people respect. I am tired of you coming at me for no reason. If you have nothing to say that is on topic with the thread, then guess what: You are not forced to speak here.
Now that I won't be addressing the keyboard warrior any longer, I will try to get a nice top 12 out on the weekend
Ok this was me coming to the conclusion that talking to someone who doesn't read, listen, or have respect for other people's opinions is not a person I should spend much further time talking with.
Ok so that is 3 insults in 1. So that would be Insults #10, 11 and 12.
Ok the underlined and bold content above makes up Lies #7, 8, 9, and 10. Or maybe the last lie is more of an insult, either way we are just about in the double digits in both the lies and the insults.
After all of that I have given everyone the full conversation between Herpus Derpus and I. This challenge may not have gone as he planned, as I found so many lies and insults I had to keep recounting to make sure my numbers were correct. In the end I hope this shows Herpus Derpus that he did indeed lie. I myself might not have handled it entirely well, it is hard to when every post coming back at you is a series of insults and lies from someone who trolls posts he never reads a single sentence of. I truly hope that he is not the epitome of what Triad is and stands for.
For anyone coming to complain about the length of this thread or anything I would like to point out that you are the ones clicking on it and reading it on it. The title is quite clear on what it is about, and I did use someone's suggestion and put different segments of this into spoilers, as you have already seen if you made it this far. So a nice dosage of non grepo related insults, but hey I am just "the keyboard warrior with no facts".
Sorry for no pictures, this is meant to be more informative more than anything else. It also helps keep this out of other threads, which would benefit everyone. This was his challenge to me, and this is going to be chalked up in the L column for Herpus.
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