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If you are reading this, you are one of the few lucky individuals to get their hands on the all new JNN special edition news report. Within the last 48hrs there have been some interesting developments. Over in Ocean 55 the alliance Downers has been on the offensive. The Rise of the Dragons alliance has appeared confused and bewildered by this strategic move by the Downers. They have yet to answer the latest onslaught.
On May 5th HurtU launched an attack against Yobble Gobble of Rise of the Dragons. “The battle was somewhat a disappointment,” said HurtU when contacted by a JNN field reporter. "I expected to be fighting real dragons, but all that showed up was some peasants wearing strange clothing." When asked to elaborate, Hurtu provided this photograph after taking the city.
Official Rise of Dragon Uniform
A short time later Yobble Gobble’s other city also went under siege. Pad Solo was reached for comment, “I’ve never seen so many peasants. It is like they couldn’t afford weapons. We have heard from the locals that Yobble used all his resources on food only.” When asked to clarify this statement, Pad simply shrugged saying, "The only food found in the city was in Yobbles Palace. He apparently shared with no one, his people were starving." Pad is now known as the savior of the people, who once again can eat a banana in public without having to hide or feel scared about it.
The Grepolis United Nations (GUN) is now on the lookout for the man shown below. He has dark hair and wearing a striped shirt with a height of 5’8”.
Yobble Gobble shortly before boarding a departing ship from his city:
Using a currently unknown alias, this man was last seen in a boat heading south towards Ocean 56. He is wanted on charges of inhumane treatment (starvation) of the people of his province. If you have any information on his whereabouts please contact the authorities immediately.
In other news, we will dive into whether dragons are mythical creatures. "I’ve never seen one," says professor Grand Koal of Oxford University.
Grand Koal of Oxford University
"I’m sure everyone has seen the photographs of these dragon creatures, but seeing one up close in the wild has still never been documented. What we have here reminds me of the farm crop circles, which intrigued the public for many years. That is until the truth was revealed that it was indeed young adults, children really, who were doing late night pranks in the rural farmlands of Europe. I think we will see a similar unmasking of sorts in regards to dragons living amongst us."
"Hrmph!, Dragons indeed!!!," laughed Grand Koal. "My time is much too valuable to be talking about mythical dragons, and would be better served talking about the Financial Industry. For instance, right now we have some amazing mortgage rates available for property in the Southern Region. We have not seen rates this low in years. So if you want to invest in a new home or perhaps vacation property, please see your nearest banking representative."
We would like to thank HurtU, Pad Solo, and Grand Koal for taking time out of their schedules for these exclusive interviews. Until next time this is JNN saying goodbye and good night!
Juktas News Network
If you are reading this, you are one of the few lucky individuals to get their hands on the all new JNN special edition news report. Within the last 48hrs there have been some interesting developments. Over in Ocean 55 the alliance Downers has been on the offensive. The Rise of the Dragons alliance has appeared confused and bewildered by this strategic move by the Downers. They have yet to answer the latest onslaught.
On May 5th HurtU launched an attack against Yobble Gobble of Rise of the Dragons. “The battle was somewhat a disappointment,” said HurtU when contacted by a JNN field reporter. "I expected to be fighting real dragons, but all that showed up was some peasants wearing strange clothing." When asked to elaborate, Hurtu provided this photograph after taking the city.
Official Rise of Dragon Uniform
A short time later Yobble Gobble’s other city also went under siege. Pad Solo was reached for comment, “I’ve never seen so many peasants. It is like they couldn’t afford weapons. We have heard from the locals that Yobble used all his resources on food only.” When asked to clarify this statement, Pad simply shrugged saying, "The only food found in the city was in Yobbles Palace. He apparently shared with no one, his people were starving." Pad is now known as the savior of the people, who once again can eat a banana in public without having to hide or feel scared about it.
The Grepolis United Nations (GUN) is now on the lookout for the man shown below. He has dark hair and wearing a striped shirt with a height of 5’8”.
Yobble Gobble shortly before boarding a departing ship from his city:
Using a currently unknown alias, this man was last seen in a boat heading south towards Ocean 56. He is wanted on charges of inhumane treatment (starvation) of the people of his province. If you have any information on his whereabouts please contact the authorities immediately.
In other news, we will dive into whether dragons are mythical creatures. "I’ve never seen one," says professor Grand Koal of Oxford University.
Grand Koal of Oxford University
"I’m sure everyone has seen the photographs of these dragon creatures, but seeing one up close in the wild has still never been documented. What we have here reminds me of the farm crop circles, which intrigued the public for many years. That is until the truth was revealed that it was indeed young adults, children really, who were doing late night pranks in the rural farmlands of Europe. I think we will see a similar unmasking of sorts in regards to dragons living amongst us."
"Hrmph!, Dragons indeed!!!," laughed Grand Koal. "My time is much too valuable to be talking about mythical dragons, and would be better served talking about the Financial Industry. For instance, right now we have some amazing mortgage rates available for property in the Southern Region. We have not seen rates this low in years. So if you want to invest in a new home or perhaps vacation property, please see your nearest banking representative."
We would like to thank HurtU, Pad Solo, and Grand Koal for taking time out of their schedules for these exclusive interviews. Until next time this is JNN saying goodbye and good night!
