Rooster. You don't get none of that with us. In fact...what are you doing out of your box? Aren't you supposed to be in your box for another week? Who let you out
The official Evolution therapist told me I could leave my box for any one of three reasons...
- I could leave to defend the alliance.
- I could leave to go to the bathroom.
- I could leave -- if the gun I was waving around was ACTUALLY loaded.
I used a combination of two of the above.
Pretty sure Forgotten needs greeters more than you do. Evo doesn't get as many visitors. We working on it but you guys have a lot of freaking stores to visit. It's like Starbucks when I look at my map. I swung my cat (which didn't evolve btw Rooster) and hit four Evo cities.
First of all, I have a lot of respect for the Forgotten.
Second of all, now that I know you're one of them, I have less.
Third of all, Evolution has so many cities because... like Wal-Mart and Starbucks... we believe in convenience.
Life is hard enough for your run-of-the-mill swordsman or hard-working middle-class hoplite, without requiring them to go on long, boring ocean journeys.
We at Evo-Express have a saying:
"EVOLUTION.. when you absolutely have to conquer it over night."
ro:
and for some reason, I'm really angry
