King of the Hill, Phi Style

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Baudin Toolan, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. sploggo

    sploggo Guest

    I cleverly change my avatar to avoid rabbit based traps, spying SF eating a pickernic basket at the top of the hill I construct a devious plan to steal it and the hill involving 4 replica picnic baskets, a hive of bees and a hang glider. needless to say I got away with it scott free and the hill is now mine.

    My Hill
  2. Sasukepran

    Sasukepran Guest

    i placed some honey at the bottom.. as MR. bear went down to eat it, i went at the top and buit a Magnetic forcefield around the top of the hill... then with relief i placed my flag at the top and the hill is now mine...

    My hill
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  3. sploggo

    sploggo Guest

    after finishing my honey I went back up the hill and straight throught the magnetic forcefield, not being made of metal it didn't affect me, I then proceeded to do some scary bear stuff like this [​IMG] and retook the hill with a convenient pocket flag
  4. Sasukepran

    Sasukepran Guest

    Damm..... i shot a tranquilizer at the Mr. Bear. he fall asleep. I called the forest authority. they took MR. Bear to Zoo and lock him up. with a sigh I placed my Flag....and Built a Zeus temple and prayed Zeus to throw every other living being out of the hill except me till the world exist.... with a mental relief i can now say rightfully the hill is mine
  5. midge1

    midge1 Phrourach

    Jul 1, 2011
    I've been on holiday for a few months. Apon returning i find people are fighting over the hill that i inherited from my grandmother. I take the tape out of my secret cctv camera and hand it over to the police who then arrest everyone involved and throw them in jail for trespassing, criminal damage, ABH, GBH, arson, murder atc...

    Since everyone has been putting flags on MY HILL I decide it is only right that i do the same. I take my emergency flag and pole out my suitcase. After securing the flag onto the pole i drive the pole deep into the ground at the top of the hill...

    MY HILL!!!!
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  6. Morridin

    Morridin Guest

    Using my mastery of the English language along with my already substantial wit and charm, I convince the jury to release all offenders previously arrested by midge1. In the ensuing chaotic brawl betwixt the fighters, I sneakily place my mighty flag in the supple earth.

    My hill.
  7. sploggo

    sploggo Guest

    I congratulate Morridin (despite the fact he wiped out my favourite CS the other day) and pay him a tribute in the shape of a giant wooden horse (you can see where this is going can't you). That's right, as he is inspecting his new horse I run up the back of the hill and push him inside it and roll it down the hill.

    My Hill
  8. Sasukepran

    Sasukepran Guest

    I was so frustated after loosing the hill that i dropped a nuclear bomb at the hill which entirely erased the hill and cause a crater instead. end of the hill!!!!
  9. arul asveen

    arul asveen Guest

    thats what even i did but they banned me
  10. Sasukepran

    Sasukepran Guest

    look like i am gonna get banned next unless i find a new hill :p
  11. Baudin Toolan

    Baudin Toolan Staff Member

    Mar 22, 2010
    I did mention nuclear holocaust being a no no. I phone my buddy the park ranger and he comes to retrieve sploggo from the hill. Being as how nobody is around I plant my flag, My Hill.
  12. arul asveen

    arul asveen Guest

    if he isnt banned then even im not
  13. Edwardicus III

    Edwardicus III Strategos

    Dec 19, 2010
    I can now use my plan. I through fruit-loops at the toucan until he falls at which point he lands on a giant pan which I put in a giant oven
    My hill
  14. Poesiden02

    Poesiden02 Guest

    I use my team of Navy Seals to kill you now your dead, REalizing that your flag was on the hill i burn it, I put my flag on the hill, Now its
  15. KAS1

    KAS1 Guest

    I walk onto the hill and let one rip. You and your navy seals faint due to the gas and I roll you all into the sea to drown.

    My Hill.
  16. sploggo

    sploggo Guest

    the gas has dissapated and I remember about my hill I charge you away with cavalry

    my hill
  17. QCI TCG

    QCI TCG Guest

    After discovering that sploggo struggles to read maps due to his big hands and twichy eye. I find out he's on top of the wrong hill.

    I slowly take my place on top of the correct hill

    My hill
  18. -WaRl0rD-

    -WaRl0rD- Guest

    I hire Thor to give you the ultimate banhammer.

    MY HILL.

  19. gokillanoob3

    gokillanoob3 Phrourach

    Feb 16, 2010
    Hades comes to my rescue and lets me borrow his helmet of invisibilty to sneak up on you and I just roll you down the hill :L

    My hill
  20. sploggo

    sploggo Guest

    I unban arul and set him on you.

    my hill