King of the Hill, Phi Style

QCI TCG

Guest
having previously been murdered and still holding a grudge i come back zombiefied, bad dancing to old pop music soon follows scaring you away

My hill
 

Lordweapon

Phrourach
But my CS hasn't landed....I send a manticore nuke and blow you up.Only 1 bireme is left, and my CS lands safely.MY HILL
 

HandOfAtlas

Guest
I perform a geological survey on hill and see it unfit for human habitation due to excessive risk for landslide. Current residents are vacated.

However, I cover it with tarp and sandbag it in place. The hill is now safe For saving the hill and eliminating the threat of disaster, the mayor grants the hill to me. Fearing another owner would give it improper care, he assures me none other than I will own the hill.

My hill.
 

Shinabi

Guest
I go back in time before 5 years before the OP claimed the hill, and placed my flag there. I armed it with flying cyborg ninja monkeys (which bodies are made out of diamond-coated steel) shooting bananas out of floating eyes hidden in their hands. I also set up mirrors around the hill, so if someone attempted to take the flag, the monkeys as a last resort, could shoot a laser out of their mouth while screaming SHOOP DA WOOP into one of the mirrors, reflecting the lasers around the area, basically incinerating everything inside, and make random events occur, such as the ones in http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2B33CA4B03917C1B . I then go back in time, and kill my grandmother.
 

bionight1515

Guest
I scream in a really high pitch voice braking all the mirrors. I also bring a very bright torch, which blinds the monkey, then I shoot it between the eyes. Then I place my flag, making it my hill.