King of the Hill, Phi Style

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Baudin Toolan, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. QCI TCG

    QCI TCG Guest

    having previously been murdered and still holding a grudge i come back zombiefied, bad dancing to old pop music soon follows scaring you away

    My hill
     
  2. Sparticus991

    Sparticus991 Phrourach

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    hey ive a gun so i shoot you and the hill is free for the taking
    my hill
     
  3. hogmos

    hogmos Phrourach

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    I bring an army of maniac dogs which causes you to become scared and runaway.
    MY HILL
     
  4. SjsharksBoy

    SjsharksBoy Mr. Mu (August)

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    I kick you in the face. MY HILL
     
  5. sulleto

    sulleto Guest

    I blow you up with hoplites

    MY HILL
     
  6. Lordweapon

    Lordweapon Phrourach

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    But I defend with Bireme and your hops are destroyed.MY HILL
     
  7. SjsharksBoy

    SjsharksBoy Mr. Mu (August)

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    I send 2 LS. MY HILL
     
  8. Lordweapon

    Lordweapon Phrourach

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    BUT I sent a CS with 500 LS.My hill:)
     
  9. SjsharksBoy

    SjsharksBoy Mr. Mu (August)

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    But you didn't send ground troops, so MY HILL
     
  10. Lordweapon

    Lordweapon Phrourach

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    But my CS hasn't landed....I send a manticore nuke and blow you up.Only 1 bireme is left, and my CS lands safely.MY HILL
     
  11. sulleto

    sulleto Guest

    a zombie apocalypse comes and wipes away all life


    my hill
     
  12. Lordweapon

    Lordweapon Phrourach

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    But then you wake up.My hill still
     
  13. sulleto

    sulleto Guest

    was not asleep MY HILL
     
  14. Lordweapon

    Lordweapon Phrourach

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    But you die.My hill
     
  15. sulleto

    sulleto Guest

    a doctor saves me

    MY HILL
     
  16. Lordweapon

    Lordweapon Phrourach

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    But you didn't sing "I need a doctor".MY HILL
     
  17. HandOfAtlas

    HandOfAtlas Guest

    I perform a geological survey on hill and see it unfit for human habitation due to excessive risk for landslide. Current residents are vacated.

    However, I cover it with tarp and sandbag it in place. The hill is now safe For saving the hill and eliminating the threat of disaster, the mayor grants the hill to me. Fearing another owner would give it improper care, he assures me none other than I will own the hill.

    My hill.
     
  18. Shinabi

    Shinabi Guest

    I go back in time before 5 years before the OP claimed the hill, and placed my flag there. I armed it with flying cyborg ninja monkeys (which bodies are made out of diamond-coated steel) shooting bananas out of floating eyes hidden in their hands. I also set up mirrors around the hill, so if someone attempted to take the flag, the monkeys as a last resort, could shoot a laser out of their mouth while screaming SHOOP DA WOOP into one of the mirrors, reflecting the lasers around the area, basically incinerating everything inside, and make random events occur, such as the ones in http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2B33CA4B03917C1B . I then go back in time, and kill my grandmother.
     
  19. bionight1515

    bionight1515 Guest

    I scream in a really high pitch voice braking all the mirrors. I also bring a very bright torch, which blinds the monkey, then I shoot it between the eyes. Then I place my flag, making it my hill.
     

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