While ur consuming his life,I realease some of my hell hounds..They have no lifes so they kill u and u are anhiliated from the game..Then I track down everyone who posted here and they get killed too..Then I kill everyone in this whole stinkin world and check it a billion tiems inch by inch..After that I make an alliance with some aliens for them to suck ur planet dry as long as that hill keeps being mine..They will not betray me..the resources are too good...U cant return as a ghost or zombie cuz i enchanted some voodoo(it will not backfire on me)And u lived sadly ever after in hell...
ITS MY HILL!
I had been sent into space by the last few still alive, trying to save the better part of the human race. I landed on a deserted rock and thought I was going to die by hunger, but then one of Your aliens came to kill me.. I got so scared I crapped in my pants..D) For some reason the alien mistook the smell for the smell of their divine queen which had recently died and they all now work for me.. I ordered them to slay You and they did... easily. They now guard me for eternity as I will never showerP). Everything has been blown to pieces and nothing remains, but the hill itself, me and the aliens.
I fly along on my DoDo bird that I taught to fly from an alternate universe. It has massive bowl problems from the transfer thru universes and finally has an urge to release. Its been so long the release is an insane amount and it craps all over the hill suffocating you and your aliens in DoDo poo . After the release she feels another urge and she then releases a burst of urine that cleanses the hill of all the poop, aliens and you. We fly for some time to allow the Hill to dry off and me an my DoDo take our place on top and shout