King of the Hill

Zerleo

Guest
I shoot you a with gun and you fall off and die!
MY HILL!!!!
 
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Maciver

Guest
You died and left it to me.... then I stole Hassan's smelly sheep to distract the rest of you and I live happily ever after. Me and my hill. The End :D
 

Maciver

Guest
ah, but I was one step ahead of you. That wasn't me, but a robot that looked like me. I call in my band of followers and we dispatch you with arrows (bullet proof vest don't do much to stop a speeding arrow lol). Now that it's my hill I dawn a bullet proof vest and chainmail to protect myself from both bulllets and arrows. :p
 

Maciver

Guest
lol, I guess that will work.

I ask you politely to give me the hill back and you kindly vacate it. My hill

Then.... I lock you up 50 stories below ground and throw all the keys away. :)