King of the Hill

[DeletedUser18132]

I push you off with a cup. MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser]

I shoot you a with gun and you fall off and die!
MY HILL!!!!

 

[DeletedUser33530]

A get a fighter jet fly over the hill and bomb you my hill

 

[DeletedUser]

I come and give you pie and leave :3
Still your hill.

 

[DeletedUser33530]

i throw the pie in the face of the next person who tries to take the hill my hill for even if you try to take it now

 

[DeletedUser]

I come, take the pie, and eat it.
MY PIE!!!

 

[DeletedUser33530]

I put poison in the pie now your my corpse

 

[DeletedUser]

Kitty Corpse :3

 

[DeletedUser]

I just get it because im awesome

 

[DeletedUser]

i'm awesomer then u my hill.
Puppies unite

 

[DeletedUser]

Always been my hill

 

[DeletedUser33530]

I take your will and write in it that you want the hill to go to me when you die. Than i pay a guy to kill you. my hill

 

[DeletedUser]

You died and left it to me.... then I stole Hassan's smelly sheep to distract the rest of you and I live happily ever after. Me and my hill. The End

 

[DeletedUser33530]

i shoot you before you say the end. My hill *i dawn a bullet proof vest* The End

 

[DeletedUser]

ah, but I was one step ahead of you. That wasn't me, but a robot that looked like me. I call in my band of followers and we dispatch you with arrows (bullet proof vest don't do much to stop a speeding arrow lol). Now that it's my hill I dawn a bullet proof vest and chainmail to protect myself from both bulllets and arrows.

 

[DeletedUser18132]

I beat your up and pushed you off. MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser]

lol, I guess that will work.

I ask you politely to give me the hill back and you kindly vacate it. My hill

Then.... I lock you up 50 stories below ground and throw all the keys away.

 

[DeletedUser33530]

I tear down the tower and pile the on top of you. My hill