King of the Hill

[DeletedUser]

Welcome to my hill. You must find ways to get me off the hill.
No god powers allowed.
LET IT BEGIN!

 

[DeletedUser]

i ask you very nicely to leave the hill, you do.

my hill

 

[DeletedUser]

I return to my hill with a army of manticores. You pee in your pants and run.
My hill.

 

[DeletedUser31161]

I take my army of penguins (yes i do have one) then i teach them to only obey me and do what i say and become super awesome, immortal, warrior grenade nukes.

MY HILL

 

[DeletedUser]

I have a clan of Vampires and Werewolves. They tear your army of penguins apart...Underworld rocks! lol

My Hill!

 

[DeletedUser]

I buy your army of underworld things over with crates of meat. Then I spray meat flavored calone on you in your sleep and your army of evil eats you.
MY HILL.

 

[DeletedUser]

Anyway, I bring my lethal ducks to the hill and they kill you all!!

MY HILL!!!!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

i challaenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for your hill, and i win (best of five)

my hill!

 

[DeletedUser]

I ask you kindly to leave the hill, and because you're a good guy you go and give me the hill!

MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser]

I steal Pythagorus's wheelbarrow of bacon strips, and you faint in seeing my awesomeness.
MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser]

I walk up the hill, and you run away....

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I return and YOU run away....
MY HILL!