This game, you say, is an illusion, and the hill has been yours since the beginning of time. However, time itself is an illusion, so you thought you were the owner of the hill all this time, while, in reality, I am the owner of My Hill
Makes more sense Anyways alright....enjoy the hi- surprising nuke strike!@# Christian is obliterated along with the hill... I proceeded to my back up hill located on an uncharted island surrounded by sea monsters, guarded by anti air turrets, and manned by an infantry force of 1,000, all armed with body armor, grenades, and a variety of sub machine guns. The island is also protected by a force field and a spell which prevents any magic to be performed in or around the island.
I call a favor from the US army, and they send 1000 Seals who make quick work of your pathetic defenses. I reclaim my hill, and use the 1000 unbeatable seals as my defense system. In addition, your force field still stands, we repaired your anti-air turrets, and the Air force and navy came in to help defend, over 10000 men on this hill for me.