King of the Hill

[DeletedUser]

flamethrower meh.... life jackets anybody....

Spoiler

My Hill

 

[DeletedUser38224]

The peak of the hill is now several hundred feet underwater. Due to your life jacket, you float to the top. Due to everyone elses lack of a life jacket, they all drown.

Due to my secret Gills, I survive underwater and am able to claim the hill.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I make the mean water evaporate along with.. you.

my hill.

 

[DeletedUser22115]

Chalna's clumsiness causes him to fall of the hill, I claim the hill, I am offering to sell the hill for a cheap 5.99. Pm for PayPal info.

 

[DeletedUser]

I tell the cops that your are a hooker and that's an innuendo, they haul you off because people have a right to do what they want with their own body, but not if the government doesn't like it.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser27128]

you decide to give the hill to me as an act of generosity.

My hill

 

[DeletedUser22115]

I escape from the police steal their handcuffs, handcuff you to a tree. I make you my pet and I claim the hill along with my pet chalna.

Be warned. He tends to lick

 

[DeletedUser]

you decide to give the hill to me as an act of generosity.

My hill

Nice try Obama.

I lick kuriants with my acid tongue, his face melts and he dies.
I then lick my hand-cuffs and the fall off.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser33530]

I'm just sitting a safe distance away watching the show through binoculars. Go team Chalna!

 

[DeletedUser]

I get chiki the great who kills everyone of you then build a fort inside a fort with pet dragons my hill

 

[DeletedUser38224]

While you're locked in your fort inside of a fort with pet dragons, I claim the hill.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I get my dragons to incinerate you my hill

 

[DeletedUser44089]

I call out my friend chuck norris for your dragons, My hill.

 

[DeletedUser22115]

Since I'm super important, I dial 1 on my speed dial, and tell Kim Jong Un to do a favour for me a release a few nuclear weapons on this hill, the hill no longer exists, only a rock remains, my rock.

Spoiler

 

[DeletedUser46838]

the irony kuriants. I think he meant me. My hill

 

[DeletedUser27128]

I pick up the rock and throw it into the ocean. Nothing left. My nothing.

 

[DeletedUser]

I create a new hill with my godly powers and put it on top of BOND i squish you my hill

 

[DeletedUser38224]

It turns out that your "godly" Powers are Imaginary since there is Nobody as Mighty as the Most high God.

Back in the real world, I create a new hill through hard work by digging a giant hole and using the Dirt to make a new hill.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

I then get a pride of hungry lions to eat you my hill

 

[DeletedUser46853]

I nuke you my hill