I lied when I said I didn't have my own company just to sound modest. I had one called Apple, but I gave it to a fella called Steve who I met in a pub and felt sorry for as he was down on his luck so I can have any mac/Ipad I want anytime.
I also invented a program called Windows and gave my other company Microsoft to this nerdy geek I met in McDonalds because I felt sorry for him as he had no girlfriend and I thought that by giving him it he could buy himself one.
I can do things like that because I am so great and have thousands of girlfriends and had to invent a time machine just so I can visit them all daily to keep them all happy but I had to bin Cameron and Angelina last week as they kept pestering me to marry them.
After being so successful in the business sector I became an astronaut, designed and built a space station but got bored and gave that to the world so I could concentrate on a new hobby: Winning gold medals at the Olympics. After winning every gold medal in every sport in both Mens and Womens events (yes I invented a gender change machine so I could do that) I decided to solve all the worlds problems so I cured cancer, ended world poverty, starvation, took down every evil regime in every country and created world peace.
Then I got bored again so I stated playing Grepo, well when I say started playing I really mean I invented Grepo and became the worlds best Grepo player without even having to try because I am so great.
Anyway enough about me, lets just all admit that I am so great, and successful, and rich, and that ALL women want me (and all the gay men too, and the straight ones, probably) and move on..