my (terrible) Hyperborea jokes

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DeletedUser5554

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hey guys wanna hear a joke?
the archangels!!! :)

wanna hear another one?
the archangels with a winning war record

but wait i have yet another joke!
the archangels on a conquest world!! *dun dun, da!*

how are nordic nightmares being a truely skilled alliance on a normal world and a sarah palin presidency alike?
both will never happen!

how are the foo fighters in grepolis a lot like the foo fighters in real life?
both of them used to be somebody really early on but are going down faster than the titanic

how is hyperborea A LOT like nodcrush's love life?
both are slow, painfully dull, involve excessive use of my hands, yet somehow i keep trying (;

what do you get when you mix an over used name and a small leader trying to be an MRA?
-phalanx-

what alliance describes my hope in the human race?
forsaken

Give me and A-L-P-H-A what does that spell?
SIM CITY!

what do you get with PMS and GPS put together?
a bunch of attacks from angry forum goers in these alliances

:) hopefully someone got a smile out of this probably not but hopefully someone did ;p
 

DeletedUser

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"how is hyperborea A LOT like nodcrush's love life?"

A sense of humour helps greatly in the course of life. Don't worry, I met my partner in an InnoGames product. The good thing is she has no issue with me playing games because she does the same herself. Living proof that resetting a player can cost you more than you can possibly imagine. So Hyperborea is for lovers, world wonders are for lone losers.

Next city to be named "Can't Get Enough" in honour of Nodcrush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3ho1D0Sxs

Let us look forward to spreading the love.

Cyrus
 
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