PnP: Sanity is Crazy!!! First Official Rim War

[DeletedUser]

Our spies in Sanity are giving us great info on what you are doing. Currently bribing 2 of your guys with resources (and refuge if they are captured) has helped to get a lot of copy/paste from the forums. Thanks.

So what is the going rate for a bribe?

I just counted and got 10522 resources and 23 BP from the Confederacy so far today. Still another hour to go to top it up a little. Please let me know how much cut&paste as well as insider information I'm due.

And please tell on of your members who hands on the goods not to buy chariots from the Phoenician merchant just before I collect my bribes. I prefer the hard coin instead of BP.

I'm also disappointed that the two members a lacking in their production. If they don't keep it up, then I will have to go looking at other islands to ensure the costs for my bribes are settled.

 

[DeletedUser]

Will do

So what is the going rate for a bribe?

I just counted and got 10522 resources and 23 BP from the Confederacy so far today. Still another hour to go to top it up a little. Please let me know how much cut&paste as well as insider information I'm due.

And please tell on of your members who hands on the goods not to buy chariots from the Phoenician merchant just before I collect my bribes. I prefer the hard coin instead of BP.

I'm also disappointed that the two members a lacking in their production. If they don't keep it up, then I will have to go looking at other islands to ensure the costs for my bribes are settled.

Will do everything you asked... and was there anything else?
Maybe a foot massage? Tell you how beautiful you are? Walk your dog? Pack your lunch for school? Pay your bills? Slap your girlfriend? Steal a toy from a child? Kick a cat?

I'll do anything for you, your so big and scary. And I'll cry myself to sleep tonight, that is... if I'll sleep at all thinking about all this.

 

[DeletedUser]

The foot-massage sounds good to me. Keeps me alert while I farm my villages and the Confederacy cities on my island. Sometimes this can get tiresome if you do this throughout the day.

But I have to log a complaint:
I have just gone through all the effort to collect more bribes of my island and what do I notice. The Confederacy City already gets farmed (ahem - I should say pays bribes) to someone else.
There wasn't a single Sanity member on that island.

With this meager taking I might fall short of my target of 15K of bribes today. I will have to stop my cut&paste if this isn't improving !!

 

[DeletedUser]

The foot-massage sounds good to me. Keeps me alert while I farm my villages and the Confederacy cities on my island. Sometimes this can get tiresome if you do this throughout the day.

But I have to log a complaint:
I have just gone through all the effort to collect more bribes of my island and what do I notice. The Confederacy City already gets farmed (ahem - I should say pays bribes) to someone else.
There wasn't a single Sanity member on that island.

With this meager taking I might fall short of my target of 15K of bribes today. I will have to stop my cut&paste if this isn't improving !!

We won't stand for this, I'll talk to them right now so we can take out the other player that's farming our player. Just so you can do that all by yourself. We really wouldn't want to take bribes away from you. So sorry for that.

 

[DeletedUser]

The foot-massage sounds good to me. Keeps me alert while I farm my villages and the Confederacy cities on my island. Sometimes this can get tiresome if you do this throughout the day.

But I have to log a complaint:
I have just gone through all the effort to collect more bribes of my island and what do I notice. The Confederacy City already gets farmed (ahem - I should say pays bribes) to someone else.
There wasn't a single Sanity member on that island.

With this meager taking I might fall short of my target of 15K of bribes today. I will have to stop my cut&paste if this isn't improving !!

ps. I just kicked my cat for you. Just to be on the safe side.

 

[DeletedUser]

ps. I just kicked my cat for you. Just to be on the safe side.

It is a pleasure doing business with you. Please keep the bribes and other goodies flowing in the next days.
Maybe to top it up a little bit in case you fall short - I'm looking for a weekend residence. Should be on a quite island with lots of farmland. Preferably an ex Confederacy city - but not too much run down. If you are happy with my services then I'm sure you will arrange something like this for me. Suggestions welcome so that I can visit the place and have a look.

Just don't tell Smiley - otherwise he might kick me if he finds out that I take bribes from the confederacy.

Or do you think he might become suspicious if I take a whole city? In this case I will have to look for alternatives.

 

[DeletedUser]

It is a pleasure doing business with you. Please keep the bribes and other goodies flowing in the next days.
Maybe to top it up a little bit in case you fall short - I'm looking for a weekend residence. Should be on a quite island with lots of farmland. Preferably an ex Confederacy city - but not too much run down. If you are happy with my services then I'm sure you will arrange something like this for me. Suggestions welcome so that I can visit the place and have a look.

Just don't tell Smiley - otherwise he might kick me if he finds out that I take bribes from the confederacy.

Or do you think he might become suspicious if I take a whole city? In this case I will have to look for alternatives.

If you want alternatives I can always give you some money to cover until the bribes are high enough. Just private message me your info (bank account and so on) so I can transfer some money to you.

 

[DeletedUser]

I just wanted to thank you again. With a last minute effort you managed to deliver the outstanding resources for the day. Still 3 minutes to go and I can confirm that the count is now at 15007.

My cut and paste job will follow any moment.

Just tell your people if they hand over stones for our buildings then they don't have to throw them down the high city wall. As I said - there was still a few minutes left to hand them over in a friendly manner.

Also stones the size of cherries are not really that useful for us. I had to execute all 30 vandals to set an example. May their ghosts throw some flower petals at our next victory celebration.

 

[DeletedUser]

There really is no way to tell who will win because yeah the confederacy is big but as Ive seen in the past the biggest doesn't always win with Different Alliances and 1 leader it has to be hard to keep track of who is being attacked and who to defend Etc. as opposed to one strong alliance with only 26 members to look after. In Rho the Brotherhood of Blood (1.1m points) and Samurai (900k points) have been attacking me (4k points) for about 2 weeks and Have not been able to take my city I held off about 50 attacks off so it really comes down to who is more active and who has the less to look after. I would give this one to Sanity based on less players but more experience, It will be interesting to see who wins.

 

[DeletedUser]

This 'War' doesn't deserve a thread

 

[DeletedUser]

Because your not fighting back is it?

 

[DeletedUser]

Because this 'war' is pathetic. A rim war between two alliances, neither of which have the capacity to conquer efficiently or even on mass... pathetic...

I've seen reports on both side that are shameful, mine and theirs, people on both sides attacking unescorted, and when the attacks do come escorted, it's with 3 LS... come on man, that isn't a War it's barely a disagreement

Basically whats happend is, everyone is shooting to kill, but are shooting with waterguns.

 

[DeletedUser18571]

Because this 'war' is pathetic. A rim war between two alliances, neither of which have the capacity to conquer efficiently or even on mass... pathetic...

I've seen reports on both side that are shameful, mine and theirs, people on both sides attacking unescorted, and when the attacks do come escorted, it's with 3 LS... come on man, that isn't a War it's barely a disagreement

Basically whats happend is, everyone is shooting to kill, but are shooting with waterguns.

really? Show us a report with my members sending an unescorted attack. I also would like to see a report with one of your members attacking.

 

[DeletedUser]

Can't be bothered to be honest, all I'm saying is neither side is ready for a proper war.

Maybe in two weeks, but definitely not now.

 

[DeletedUser]

Why doesn't it?

 

[DeletedUser]

Because this 'war' is pathetic. A rim war between two alliances, neither of which have the capacity to conquer efficiently or even on mass... pathetic...

I've seen reports on both side that are shameful, mine and theirs, people on both sides attacking unescorted, and when the attacks do come escorted, it's with 3 LS... come on man, that isn't a War it's barely a disagreement

Basically whats happend is, everyone is shooting to kill, but are shooting with waterguns.

I do agree with this because it is still early in Phi not all can conquer yet and most don't have a well built army.

 

[DeletedUser15283]

Grab the popcorn, sit back and relax as we watch:

When Noobs Fail: Pt.1

Pt.2 coming soon.



lol

 

[DeletedUser18571]

Small update on the war so far.

We conquered two cities today. too bad grepostats takes a while to update.

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[DeletedUser18571]

They finally attack. Its good to know they could coordinate attacks, not the best attacks but they tried.

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And now for the finally of their attack

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Score so far Sanity 2 TCop nothing, lets give em a round of applause for effort.

And for any confederacy member reading this, make sure to attack with offense but if you wanna send some biremes, swords, and archers then go for it. Your attacks have given McFluff enough culture points for three cities, send a little bit more and she will be able to reach culture lvl 5.

 

[DeletedUser18571]

They keep sending attacks.

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