PnP: Sanity is sure putting a "Smiley" on our faces

DeletedUser

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So far we have had a pretty one sided story of Phi. Or at least if you are to judge from the forums. I now felt like it would be a good oppertunity to let you all in on the secret stuff that everyone tries to hide! :)

One new post every day because theres just too much to include to post it all at once :)

It all started last week. I had been out chilling for a bit and when I got back late night I noticed a few intresting things. Sanitys hatred against me as a person had now reached its limits and they all had launched attacks against me.

Most of my defence and offensive troops had ofcourse been destroyed since I wasnt around to dodge. I was probably not the only one who doomed my time in grepolis to be over within a day from that. But that's the danger of overestiamting your opponents!

A CS had been launched around Thursday Midnight at one of my cities. :eek:

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Not the most powerful attack really, and the cordination of the attacks before the CS was horrible. I belive the closest one was 35mins before the CS and that was it.
But I thought I would give my spells a chance to minimize the damage on me.

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Seeing how badly I failed during the poker night with a few losses to a lower pocket hand, this made up for it! ;)

So the following attacks were just dodged and militia took hard on them.

Now here comes the part that would really start understand the intellect behind the people in Sanity. I got this message: (Bear in mind, this was the first what so ever message I received from them)

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My first reaction was the following:
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I'm a loyal player and to just ask me to spy without any what so ever feeling about me as a player is plain stupid.
I immideatly informed all leaders of The Bish of this message. I got told to accept the spy offer and try extract information from Sanity and give false information to Sanity.

During the whole conversation I was taken for an idiot by them and I took them as naive stupid idiots incappable of anything serious. ( which they turned out to be)

One of the things that made me laugh the most is how they tried to win me over: :D
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I fed them with information like that Th36 is inactive and is basicly free cities, thats where this nice conquer attempt is comming from:

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A simple check on grepostats would have confirmed that he was indeed active. :cool:

At the same time Sanity wernt keeping their promise to stop attack and they claimed to have deleted the claims on my cities. I knew from the start I couldnt trust them so I was always one step ahead of them:

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Hard to time in a support wave to land before the CS? HAHA not really. Stop bragging about your communication skills because they obviously failed big time :) I mean, ? 2 attacks AFTER the CS lands? I should have just let your own alliance destroy your pitty CS attempt:

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Ofcourse the attacks werent timed this time either. I had hours to let my support rest in the city waiting for the CS to arrive. Oh and did I mention one thing? I requested 0 support from The Bish and took out your ty attacks by myself.
An entire alliance fighting a 29k player with 4 cities and I never had more than 60 biremes in all 4 cities together. And not just any alliance, the selfproclaimed "nr1" alliance in the world of Phi.

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Stay tuned for tomorrows post. The best is yet to come ;)
 
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DeletedUser

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Update numbero uno!

I was thinking all day of what I should include in this one. First thought that crossed my mind was to just demolish Smiley once and for all and show the world how he operates. But I think (for the safety of himself) that I split it in 2 different updates.

Instead I got a great oppertunity to show you improvements for the first time in Sanity. Weird how they actually timed 1 CS attack after they read this PnP ;)
You need the enemy to tell you how to play?

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No but seriously, congratulations on the improvements! You climbed one step on the learning process!
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Slowly but steady climbing up to the 2nd step!

Still not good enough to take me down though ;(

But then I noticed this:

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And I lost all hope again :( Or is this just another "one time misstake" as you nicely put it Smiley? :p

Now over to Smiley.

This is a tough one. Not that it's any hard to make Smiley look like an ***** (Fill out the blanks with whatever word you find suitable, couldn't come up with one that would describe all the "wonderfull" sides of him)
It's tough because Smiley never attacks anyone. Well atleast not with anyone he's in war against. So therefore I can't provide any reports for you.

HOWEVER. I thought I'd make him eat his own words so I'm stealing Smileys hornyess for Grepostatscreenies:
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Seems like hes at least attacking someone... hm who could that be?... Could it be the inactive cities? Ofcourse not, right Smiley? It's The Bish alone who are noobish enough to spend time on inactive players cities.

Ooooor wait there a minute. Smiley you bad boy. Where are the cities from the alliances you take credit for defeating?
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DeletedUser

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I just want to say that I really loved this when I read it earlier. Awesome to get some reports on the tables and a somewhat exciting story as well. Really hope for more stuff - this is what these forums need!

I have never seen Sea Storm just kill the colony ship before. Man, that is cheeky!

My only peeve here is that instead of every battle being many into a PnP, a lot of stuff like this should be shared within the topics that present the war between the two alliances. In other words, make a topic called [War] Deja Vu vs Sanity and share things like these there. Would a great read and would give the world a sense of shared history. So, I could be talking to a random player with a single city somewhere and he's telling me: "I really think Deja Vu are awesome. I am a fan of them, and I think djweilarn is their best fighter!" or "I did like that Deja Vu guy yesterday and killed the colony ship with my Sea storm". People can learn a lot from stuff like this and have a sense of what units are being thrown around in this world. I often see smaller players saying that they are ready to attack opponents, when they hardly have any transport ships, no light ships for escort and only have 100 horsemen to attack with. Seeing various battles happen should give them a better sense of the variables in this game. I know I would certainly have appreciated it when I started, and I found myself scouring through the forums for people who posted battle reports or talked about war action.
 

DeletedUser15240

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I have never seen Sea Storm just kill the colony ship before. Man, that is cheeky!

Actually a sea storm on a CS attack will nearly always kill the CS, unless you send a massive amount of navy, as sea storm kills 10-30% of incoming ships, a CS has 170, so the chances are your gonna kill the CS. Thats why you should always defend the CS with a spell ;)
 

DeletedUser18571

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nice pnp.

Lets just clarify, When fighting an easy alliance you just get lazy and not put much effort into it. We are doing multiple conquest and your cities are not our main focus.

now lets look at the only screenshots that really matter and decide which alliance is winning this skirmish.
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hmmmmmm....... yeah thats embarrassing isnt it? your leaking cities and my alliance hasn't lost anything but im the one losing am I right?

it happens to the best of us, miscalculations. you cant time attacks right and miscalculating happens to everyone. I'm not gonna lie and say that all my attacks are perfect, but they are spot on and when sircoraner realized he timed it wrong, it was already too late to do anything about it.

DJ, you tried to get in sanity as a spy and yet you start mocking us about our attempt to spy your alliance. I never wanted you as a spy, I just wanted you to say you wanted to join sanity and I waited for you to leave your alliance and I was never gonna send you an invite.

sooo.... keep turtling up and defend your city bravely from our uncoordinated attacks.
 

DeletedUser18571

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The new name. I love it.

Sanity. suits you perfectly.
 

DeletedUser8078

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The new name. I love it.

Sanity. suits you perfectly.

Thanks Smiley., I know we discussed that we needed to wait a little longer but kinda got sick of waiting to be honest.

Lets put our plan to work now. No point carrying on with this hoax.
 
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DeletedUser

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Haha what failures.
Man you should've let them nuke each others out and snipe them back just after the 1st attack after the support :))

Oh and Smiley. you don't need to include screenshots from random conquers on grepostats to defend everytime you run out of arguments.

They were lousy attempts, period. The cities you took are either from noobs or inactives most likely, otherwise we can't explain the pure intelligence of those CS attempts rofl
 

DeletedUser8078

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Haha what failures.
They were lousy attempts, period. The cities you took are either from noobs or inactives most likely, otherwise we can't explain the pure intelligence of those CS attempts rofl

Correct and Correct again. ;)
 

DeletedUser18571

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Oh and Smiley. you don't need to include screenshots from random conquers on grepostats to defend everytime you run out of arguments.

They were lousy attempts, period. The cities you took are either from noobs or inactives most likely, otherwise we can't explain the pure intelligence of those CS attempts rofl

Really lonwolf, You don't know whats going on and you wanna add your two cents about it. Clearly look at the conquests we have and see that many of those players active.

but if you still think they are winning then look at the score.
 

DeletedUser18571

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anyways with the whole Sanity II, III, IV, V.

I don't really care what people change their alliance name to or if they want to copy our profile.
 

DeletedUser8078

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Really lonwolf, You don't know whats going on and you wanna add your two cents about it. Clearly look at the conquests we have and see that many of those players active.

but if you still think they are winning then look at the score.

Wrong! Most inactive, with the exception of a couple of cities taken from our "weaker" members.

I am not sure why some of your members are still attacking us though when we have agreed to work togther. You need to communicate with them Smiley. They should be seeing the green flags.
 

DeletedUser8078

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anyways with the whole Sanity II, III, IV, V.

I don't really care what people change their alliance name to or if they want to copy our profile.


Yes I agree Smiley, Sanity III, IV and so on is ridiculous clearly Sanity and Sanity II should suffice.

Clearly the others are just making a mockery of the situation.
 

DeletedUser18571

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nice update.

but the silvesh timed it wrong was because of the anti timer. IT was planned to land right after colony ship but it subtracted a large amount of time.

You can keep feeding people with one sided information and make it look like your doing something but at the end of the day we can all look at grepostats and see the results.

Did you guys lose a city today? Whats your excuse this time, inactivity,

school started and I barely played this week which is why I haven't grown at all.
 

DeletedUser

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nice update.

but the silvesh timed it wrong was because of the anti timer. IT was planned to land right after colony ship but it subtracted a large amount of time.

You can keep feeding people with one sided information and make it look like your doing something but at the end of the day we can all look at grepostats and see the results.

Did you guys lose a city today? Whats your excuse this time, inactivity,

school started and I barely played this week which is why I haven't grown at all.

A good player would have made that misstake up by sending back the support or simply cancel the support when he noticed it would land before CS. Just saying!

You have feeded the forums with a one side story the entire time, isn't it time for some competition?

Fact remains though Smiley, you have taken 1 city from another alliance. The rest is inactives.

Thanks for letting everyone know you now got school and wont be on as much :) Very clever of you.
 
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DeletedUser18571

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I took those cities for strategic position. Two from inactives but the rest were all conquest from active players in alliances Sanity defeated.

I dont mind letting you know I dont play anymore because I know all you do is turtle up and take screenshots of our attacks.
 
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DeletedUser

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Ummm...its called defense...

..and defense alone won't win you wars. :) You guys are hemorrhaging cities to Sanity. Why don't you guys strike back so that we can also SS your fumbled attacks.

Honestly, with all that's going on during a war, I doubt you guys will do better. ;)
 
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