PnP: Unicorn Tyre Repair at your service!

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Hello everyone and welcome to the grand opening of our shop in Kappa!

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The Unicorn Tyre Repair is currently offering a 20% discount on all tyres or chariot wheels sold in our first week of buisness. Furthermore, if your chariot falls apart on its way back from your local farm, don't forget to call our chariot repair branch, otherwise known as the Manticore Chariot Repair. Manticore chariot repair is currently not offering a discount due to the mass of orders for new chariot parts.

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Here are some statements from our happy customers:

Unicorn Tyre Repair changed my life, I no longer need to pray to Zeus for a spare chariot if mine breaks down.

And here is another one:

Manticore Chariot Repair sent me the chariot parts I needed in top speed, I could continue my farming runs almost immediately!

Some of our tyres:

Teh Pingu - Black and white tyres, likes to go into big holes and make it collapse, one of the best models.

Teh Opti - Orange tyres, makes your chariot look so much better with it's graphics, is used well with Teh Pingu.

Prices:

Normal Tyre - 40 Silver
Teh Pingu - 230 Silver
Teh Opti - 220 Silver

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Our repair service hotline can be found at 0607-Grepo-Tyre-Repair-0564, please call 0607-Grepo-Tyre-Service-0564 for customer service.

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The people working for the store:

Head Manager - Jarpenguin
Executive Officer - OrangeOpti
Tyre Repair Specialist - Classified
Tyre Repair Teams - Classified

We respect our customers right for privacy.

*If you would like to work with the Unicorn Tyre Repair team, give the Head Manager or the Executive Officer a ring at 0607-Grepo-Tyre-Manager-0564.*

We hope that you have a pleasant drive home from your local farm.


Legal Notes: Unicorn Tyre Repair is currently owned by the supermarket millionaire, Jarpenguin, a car factory billionaire whose name will not be revealed and a wealthy lawyer, OrangeOpti.
 
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DeletedUser

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Well, you get points from me for effort on this at least. :)
 

DeletedUser

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And from me because i like the background of the first picture :)
 

DeletedUser

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Hmmmm.... well they do say that imitation is the best form of flattery...
 
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DeletedUser

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Hmmmm.... well they do say that imitation is the best form of flattery...
 

DeletedUser

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Well, I mean he could have thought of a new concept but I guess he was :cool:... too tired!
 

DeletedUser

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Where do I recorgnise the name Unicorn Tyre Repair from?
 

DeletedUser

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Meh. By the way, our name changes daily so just message opti if you want to see the alliance :D
 
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