Post your LOLz and Facepalms!

dev13

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I lol'd when I logged on today and it said pick my new location........First time ever being conqoured........It was just bcuz I was at school and rage runs my oc. and multiple attacked me.....
 

Hagop abroumian

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I got carried away since I heard about some gold users who were conquest ready when BP ended.....
 

Poseiden-Rules

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I so wish we had a BI

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Aiolis

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i had like eight requests from complete noobs (oh yes, 175 point people) to allow them into the alliance today...

in order to entertain myself, i started to make their rejection letters really sassy.

it has been a long day.....ugh
 

v0nClausewitz

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in order to entertain myself, i started to make their rejection letters really sassy
sassy? do you mind sharing because i'm desperate for some ideas. i'm getting tired of saying:

v0nClausewitz today at 04:23
Sorry, we only recruit in O55 as its needed to be part of working with our teams.

anonymous today at 04:19
hye..can i join this alliance??
i'm hyperative..u dont worry about me ok..
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v0nClausewitz on 2012-05-31 at 18:17
sorry, we don't recruit in O65

anonymous on 2012-05-31 at 17:04
I WANT TO JOIN THE ALLIANCE PLEASE.
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v0nClausewitz on 2012-05-28 at 19:19
I really appreciate your interest and well-written message. You will get far in this game.
But I have to decline an invitation as we do not have any players near you in Ocean 53 and recruit only in Ocean 55 for teamwork purposes. I wish you the best of luck in the future!

anonymous on 2012-05-28 at 19:16
I would be honored to raise my sword with you as your 72nd Member. I joined this game to take cities and I'm nearing colony ship research and conquest will follow in a number of days. Please consider my application as I'm ready for coordinated battle.
 

Aiolis

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lol
I only get creative when the messages are nagging or ridiculous.

I think my best one was
"Thank you for notifying us of your presence, a CS will be arriving shortly :)"

obviously nobody is dumb enough to take a 175 point city, but it does intimidate them. AND they stop sending me messages :D
 

v0nClausewitz

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Hell really doesn't have the training program it used to. +rep Jaggie
 

Jaggie Eggs

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Hell really doesn't have the training program it used to. +rep Jaggie
Awwwwww man I guess when I made that jpeg the city must have just been captured by one of my cronies. He changed the name of the city, when really it wasn't hell it was something else when he sent that Bireme attack. I whiffed on a double LOL facepalm combo. Oh well here is the real name of the city that sent that attack for your viewing pleasure.

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Hagop abroumian

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:eek: you know you can report him for writing that thing and BAM he's banned.