Pnp Professor Saint's History Class

SaintedStarr

Strategos
WELCOME ALL TO HISTORY CLASS
Taught by: Professor Saint




Professor Saint: "Welcome class, it is a pleasure to have all of you with us today!"
Class: "YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!"



Professor Saint: "Okay class, settle down. We have a very important topic: The Aztec Jaguar Warriors!!!"

**Silence**​

Professor Saint: "So class, the Jaguar Warriors were an special breed of ancient Native American warriors. They were the ELITE. They were specially known for defying death. They were even....."

**Sir Henriksen raises his hand**

Professor Saint: "Yes, Mr. H?"
Sir Henriksen: "But, Professor, in my experience the Jaguar Warriors are not what you described them as....fierce. They are far from it!!"
Professor Saint: "Mr. H, you must be mistaken....the Jaguar Warriors of old looked like....."




Sir Henriksen: "I get that Professor, but you said that they have been known to defy death. I have found this not to be true. Look....I have proof! This isn't even the latest....I am sure if you looked now it would be worse!"







**Professor Saint Looks Stunned**


Professor Saint: "Well, Mr. H, that is quite the proof. Perhaps they exaggerated a little bit when the said 'defied death'. Regardless, they were fierce warriors."

**Dux Vox raises his hand**


Professor Saint: "Yes, Mr. Vox?"
Dux Vox: "With respect Professor, I must say that in my experience I have not found them fierce at all. Look at all of these attack, hardly damaging at all!!!!"















Professor Saint: "Well, this is shocking. BUT, if they truly are the Jaguar Warriors, they must have something planned!!"


**Ferocious Panda raises his hand**

Professor Saint: "What this time???"
Ferocious Panda: "Well, to be honest, I don't think they are that smart.....check this out"





Professor Saint: "Something must be wrong here...."
Ferocious Panda: "Professor, I even came across this message sent from one of their 'leaders'. At least they are admitting that they are going to fail, but they do not show much respect to us LoD folks...."



Professor Saint: "I think I have seen enough. Thank you all for bringing this to my attention. It is clear that we have impostors on our hands!! These are not the Jaguar Warriors!!!! These are The Scared Little Cats!!!!


Professor Saint: "Okay, fellow Legionaries, class is dismissed. Immediately following this class, you are expected to mobilize and execute all of these fake Jaguar Warriors until they are all dead or they admit that they are the Scared Little Cats"

 
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papichoco

Guest
lmfao that is another good pnp saint... dude we miss this in gythium.
 

Polis86

Guest
lol. 2 CS with little protection. and my favorite. 1 bire dropped 8 transports, 112 troops swimming.
 

maddemon

Phrourach
lol.. come back to gythium.. though u destroyed my alliance...

the world became boring... without u...forums have gone dead...
 

Ferocious Panda

Guest
The only scared little cat I've seen here is Marmagas, and he has gone inactive.
 
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JehovahsWolf

Guest
WELCOME ALL TO HISTORY CLASS
Taught by: Professor Saint





Professor Saint: "Welcome class, it is a pleasure to have all of you with us today!"
Class: "YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!"




Professor Saint: "Okay class, settle down. We have a very important topic: The Aztec Jaguar Warriors!!!"



Professor Saint: "So class, the Jaguar Warriors were an special breed of ancient Native American warriors. They were the ELITE. They were specially known for defying death. They were even....."

**Sir Henriksen raises his hand**

Professor Saint: "Yes, Mr. H?"
Sir Henriksen: "But, Professor, in my experience the Jaguar Warriors are not what you described them as....fierce. They are far from it!!"
Professor Saint: "Mr. H, you must be mistaken....the Jaguar Warriors of old looked like....."




Sir Henriksen: "I get that Professor, but you said that they have been known to defy death. I have found this not to be true. Look....I have proof! This isn't even the latest....I am sure if you looked now it would be worse!"







**Professor Saint Looks Stunned**


Professor Saint: "Well, Mr. H, that is quite the proof. Perhaps they exaggerated a little bit when the said 'defied death'. Regardless, they were fierce warriors."

**Dux Vox raises his hand**


Professor Saint: "Yes, Mr. Vox?"
Dux Vox: "With respect Professor, I must say that in my experience I have not found them fierce at all. Look at all of these attack, hardly damaging at all!!!!"















Professor Saint: "Well, this is shocking. BUT, if they truly are the Jaguar Warriors, they must have something planned!!"


**Ferocious Panda raises his hand**

Professor Saint: "What this time???"
Ferocious Panda: "Well, to be honest, I don't think they are that smart.....check this out"





Professor Saint: "Something must be wrong here...."
Ferocious Panda: "Professor, I even came across this message sent from one of their 'leaders'. At least they are admitting that they are going to fail, but they do not show much respect to us LoD folks...."



Professor Saint: "I think I have seen enough. Thank you all for bringing this to my attention. It is clear that we have impostors on our hands!! These are not the Jaguar Warriors!!!! These are The Scared Little Cats!!!!


Professor Saint: "Okay, fellow Legionaries, class is dismissed. Immediately following this class, you are expected to mobilize and execute all of these fake Jaguar Warriors until they are all dead or they admit that they are the Scared Little Cats"



HAHAHAHAHA yeah very funny, well LoD aka ONE,

I wrote that message in the spoiler above, because having seen your internal forums from the cowards begging us not to attack them ;)

I was correcting your members unimformed comments about us taking in Refugees.
I am pretty sure it was LoD who recruited the Trolls refugees when they started to feel the heat, then LoD assured us they would be told to stop attacking our citys, something we were reluctant to do too, BUT we accepted your leaderships responce, only for you COWARDS to restart attacks on our smaller members like total cowards.

fyi who am I, Thetan Wolf please do swing by anytime I'll school you in how to defend followed by counter attack tactics, just as BE who is now my FArm ;)

Enjoy the game and the battles, ill see you all soon enough :)
 
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SaintedStarr

Strategos
I guess some people need to blame others for their own inadequacies. Whatever helps you sleep at night bro.
 
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*zuri*

Guest
I feel the heat gathering up! ... can somebody open up a window?!
 

JehovahsWolf

Guest
I guess some people need to blame others for their own inadequacies. Whatever helps you sleep at night bro.

As for you who are you ? at least I dont mind putting myself out there for anybody to try and attack ? you on the other hand COWARD keep hiding so who are you ?

Anybody in LoD who wants to try me go for it i have 3 citys take your pick, and ill swing the shovel ...........right aff yer skull :)
 
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StrikeHard

Guest
That's Eternal Death and he's not hiding :p

Professor it's so easy to pass your class, can I enroll?
 

SaintedStarr

Strategos
lol, like I would hide from you. My name is in big bright letters in my sig.

In case you cannot figure that out, here is a list of my cities. Just copy and paste the following blurb into your Grepolis notepad.

[**]City#[||]Ocean[||]Town[||]Points[||]Coords[/**][*]1.)[|]45[|][town]645[/town][|]6261[|]499:517[|][/*][*]2.)[|]45[|][town]3080[/town][|]6078[|]467:517[|][/*][*]3.)[|]45[|][town]527[/town][|]6070[|]486:518[|][/*][*]4.)[|]45[|][town]2588[/town][|]5545[|]482:539[|][/*][*]5.)[|]45[|][town]1163[/town][|]4984[|]486:527[|][/*][*]6.)[|]45[|][town]1707[/town][|]3843[|]490:536[|][/*]

I even put it in BB code for you :D

Strike - You already graduated :eek:
 

JehovahsWolf

Guest
lol, like I would hide from you. My name is in big bright letters in my sig.

In case you cannot figure that out, here is a list of my cities. Just copy and paste the following blurb into your Grepolis notepad.

[**]City#[||]Ocean[||]Town[||]Points[||]Coords[/**][*]1.)[|]45[|][town]645[/town][|]6261[|]499:517[|][/*][*]2.)[|]45[|][town]3080[/town][|]6078[|]467:517[|][/*][*]3.)[|]45[|][town]527[/town][|]6070[|]486:518[|][/*][*]4.)[|]45[|][town]2588[/town][|]5545[|]482:539[|][/*][*]5.)[|]45[|][town]1163[/town][|]4984[|]486:527[|][/*][*]6.)[|]45[|][town]1707[/town][|]3843[|]490:536[|][/*]

I even put it in BB code for you :D

Ps, some of your bb codes dont work, so you failed the practical.

ps, half your bbcodes dont work, you Fail the practical.

Strike - You already graduated :eek:
:p when im done terrorizing your team mates ill come play ;) unless you want to come see me first ill be greatful for the bps.
 
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SupahAmbition

Guest
I'm outr4ged by this....
You guys, and rage, have completely killed off this world. If not, it will be soon. It's no fun for the other players... And you're making fun of players for mistakes they make... Everyone's a n00b at one point. Even you saint... This PnP is completely unnecessary, and immature...
And Jaguar Warriors, you guys aren't helping by accusing them of using bots, and calling them scumbags...
Just learn from your mistakes and move on.
 

Ferocious Panda

Guest
If I were you I wouldn't be calling BE your farm. 35 hops? He lost like 10 militia. And you are the same guy who accused Dux Vox of cheating just because he is better than you.
 

StrikeHard

Guest
I completely agree with you SA but LoD and R4GE can't just sit there idle. Everyone is aiming to be the best and unfortunately that means killing off other alliances. It's just a shame at the speed we're doing it. Yay ED! I've passed at something!