Newspaper Pytharas Newspaper - Issue 2 - Who popped the balloons? 2/2

Edzinsh89

Phrourach
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Enough of the boring stats, it's time to show everyone true colours of every alliance on this server, the embarrassing things they would better leave in the closet have reached my dirty hands and i am by no means a pure person and a good secret holder. So before you continue be warned, there might be a picture of you in underwear holding a condomed banana. Yes, i know your dirty fantasies.

Ok i'm kidding, but let's check out the situation in every ocean of the server.

:)

O "Size D " 54

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First blood goes to O54. Here we basically have a 105 member alliance Black Ships. But wait, are everyone ON that ship actually?

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They control 60% of the ocean, when Check Mate holds only 14%, though they are quite deep in the north. NUTS coalition is also lurking about, but i believe their prime objective is not to sink Black Ships, but to kill Black king.

Oh wait, there are some Benidorm cities that surely would be easy pray as they are very far from their core, but......

Black Ships council >>> "Benidorm has 13 cities, this is ez"

Meanwhile...
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This just proves that defending with birs is a legit strategy, people are getting inspired by this:

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Black Ships 14 day prediction = SWIM
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O "Threesome" 55


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3 alliances packed tightly like fish in a crate. However two of them are in a much better position. But does position always mean you will win ?

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Not calling names, but i guess everyone makes mistakes. But wait. It was suppose to be a legit CS going to an enemy city. Is this... never mind. And it gets worse. It is enough of a fuckup when you accidentally hit your ally instead of your enemy, but what IF you don't even know who your enemy is ? Take a look.

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Speaking of friendly fire....

Benidorm council >>> "We need to attack more !"

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It's nothing more than boosting, yeah doing that with myths is not the most efficient way, but be assured they know what they are doing. All safe.

FUN 14 day prediction = FLOAT
Heavy Metal 14 day prediction = SWIM
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O "Free for all" 45


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This ocean is the calmest one. FUN seems to be using this free for all opportunity to settle, however they have many north situated cities where Check Mate is pressuring.

Benidorm on the other hand has a safer way into it from their O55 core after merging Black Dawn into them and defeating Norwegian Vikings. They did, however, go down as true warriors:

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There are not only Vikings who take this fight very seriously. I mean the guy did sound scary but words are words and BP are BP. Lesson to learn? If your city is in revolt and you are receiving multiple attacks from the enemy with their CS having 30 min TT. I think you should take it more than just 5 HC's. Just a thought.

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Benidorm may not have many big fighters, but their star player is all for showing who he is and so does the grepo stats. At least for one day all Benidorm shouted the name of this absolute predator:

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Benidorm 14 day prediction = SWIM
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O "Balloon Party" 44

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So basically O44 is now a two way fight for domination. NUTS have established themselves in the north side allying with Gooners, but their secret weapon gotta be a player many call "unlimited gold machine" - Spartan AD. And i mean who could argue seeing...

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But the bigger question to ask is - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? Maybe this next meme will bring some clarity.

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I wont speculate on the inner problems of Check Mate, just facts and the facts are that multiple players decided to stop playing the game at all, some joined NUTS and some like @Skuduish .... you get the point.

But it doesn't end there, even in some discord channel there is no rest for Check Mate leader:

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Leading in this kind of pressure is no joke. So the biggest question of the server right now is -

WILL @Move. hold Check Mate together till the end?

Check Mate
14 day prediction = SWIM
NUTS 14 day prediction = SWIM
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And with that our two week journey comes to an end. Safe to say, there definitely is something to follow for this server. For sure despite internal issues Check Mate is a favourite to win with the player base they have, but they need to keep the house in order, because another 2 weeks of something like this WILL change things and can lead to a total bloodbath of a server.

Thank you for reading and see you next time !

:)
 

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Grepo Chuckey

Phrourach
The Great Chaos has ended — peace has returned to the land! Surely — SURELY — not a single spy remains within our glorious alliance. We must now rise as one and give eternal thanks to the supreme geniuses Move, Ryan, and his loyal fellowship of friends.

No hate is to be given — NONE! These are men of destiny. Move, the Grandmaster of Trust, has accomplished what no mere mortal could: he has forged unshakable loyalty among his people, while also proving his fearless stance against gold users… by personally overseeing the deportation of so many! Truly, a man of order.

Ryan and his comrades are preparing moves so powerful, so legendary, that the crown will bow before them. Oceans will be renamed in their honor. Statues of Move will rise in every city square. Children will sing songs about Ryan’s noble BP totals.

Alliance Decree: Any citizen who dares doubt this glorious leadership will face immediate deportation to the rim, their cities gifted to loyalists, and their farm towns renamed ‘Trust Issues.’ Long live the mastermind! Long live the crown!
 
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Fearless

Hipparchus
The Great Chaos has ended — peace has returned to the land! Surely — SURELY — not a single spy remains within our glorious alliance. We must now rise as one and give eternal thanks to the supreme geniuses Move, Ryan, and his loyal fellowship of friends.

No hate is to be given — NONE! These are men of destiny. Move, the Grandmaster of Trust, has accomplished what no mere mortal could: he has forged unshakable loyalty among his people, while also proving his fearless stance against gold users… by personally overseeing the deportation of so many! Truly, a man of order.

Ryan and his comrades are preparing moves so powerful, so legendary, that the crown will bow before them. Oceans will be renamed in their honor. Statues of Move will rise in every city square. Children will sing songs about Ryan’s noble BP totals.

Alliance Decree: Any citizen who dares doubt this glorious leadership will face immediate deportation to the rim, their cities gifted to loyalists, and their farm towns renamed ‘Trust Issues.’ Long live the mastermind! Long live the crown!
Legal Advisory: The use of the word fearless in any context—verbal, written, or implied—without express authorization from Fearless™ is strictly prohibited.
 

Fearless

Hipparchus
Yes now that 'benidorm finance' has consolodated all our enemies into one, managable, monthly alliance.. we need a new edition. Perhaps it will have a backpage with word search or crosswords and perhaps other puzzles, such as how 120 players can win a crown.
 

HyKe

Phrourach
seems like the super mega ultra team leading by Move need to pact because hes afraid of 20 players kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw
 

Burnbrae

Chiliarch
seems like the super mega ultra team leading by Move need to pact because hes afraid of 20 players kekw kekw kekw kekw kekw
Seems like a smart move to me. Diplomacy generally wins a world, not just fighting. Wouldn't you agree?
 

HyKe

Phrourach
Seems like a smart move to me. Diplomacy generally wins a world, not just fighting. Wouldn't you agree?
Making a team to "smash every 174 team" to end pacting is wild. If CM has to pact with their roster is because probably Move knows they are not that strong...which is crazy because they are legit the top 1 of the world.

If the top 1 needs to pact to survive...something is happening.
 

HyKe

Phrourach
they are using them, like how Nuts are using Beni right now, and don't tell me i'm wrong ;)
Fun to hear because nutz have no pacts and even if we had, we are top 4 actually and we have less players, less cities and less to do
 

Burnbrae

Chiliarch
Making a team to "smash every 174 team" to end pacting is wild. If CM has to pact with their roster is because probably Move knows they are not that strong...which is crazy because they are legit the top 1 of the world.

If the top 1 needs to pact to survive...something is happening.
Well, its unlikely that any alliance will win WW without a decent pact by your side. Very few have. Ideally you would want to enter a world with a solid fighting premade and a solid defensive WW feeder alliance. Pacting is good business regardless of being No1 or not (providing it is a solid pact for the duration of course, no egos, no sulking etc). Come WW and we will see pacts galore on all sides ;)
 

HyKe

Phrourach
Well, its unlikely that any alliance will win WW without a decent pact by your side. Very few have. Ideally you would want to enter a world with a solid fighting premade and a solid defensive WW feeder alliance. Pacting is good business regardless of being No1 or not (providing it is a solid pact for the duration of course, no egos, no sulking etc). Come WW and we will see pacts galore on all sides ;)
kekw
 

Grepo Chuckey

Phrourach
Making a team to "smash every 174 team" to end pacting is wild. If CM has to pact with their roster is because probably Move knows they are not that strong...which is crazy because they are legit the top 1 of the world.

If the top 1 needs to pact to survive...something is happening.
Oh Hyke… for the love of Poseidon, stop crying.
Move is a powerhouse leader — you just couldn’t keep up.
I know it. Move knows it. You know it.
Don’t deny it, embrace your defeat with honor.

Your friends started a revolt because cry-baby Baw couldn’t say the N word.
So Move kicked him and ate your cities for brunch with extra olive oil.
You should have kept your mouth shut and your slingers home.

Now Chuckey will be counting crowns,
while you count how many times Baw says the N word in defeat.

Move is a noble leader.
We win crowns when we Move.
You lose oceans when you whine.

– Signed, Grepo Jong Un, the Voice of Reason and Rim Lord Supreme

“Cry less, farm more.”
 

HyKe

Phrourach
Oh Hyke… for the love of Poseidon, stop crying.
Move is a powerhouse leader — you just couldn’t keep up.
I know it. Move knows it. You know it.
Don’t deny it, embrace your defeat with honor.

Your friends started a revolt because cry-baby Baw couldn’t say the N word.
So Move kicked him and ate your cities for brunch with extra olive oil.
You should have kept your mouth shut and your slingers home.

Now Chuckey will be counting crowns,
while you count how many times Baw says the N word in defeat.

Move is a noble leader.
We win crowns when we Move.
You lose oceans when you whine.

– Signed, Grepo Jong Un, the Voice of Reason and Rim Lord Supreme
haha like it
 

HyKe

Phrourach
part 3: greenbulls have dissolved and Move has accepted all players kekw kekwk kekw kekw

bro wasnt this Move the one making a mega ultra big team? how is possible they need to pact, cry, and now accept greenbull players


lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
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