I am a great fan of tiger-snakes and have spent much time and energy attempting to create my own hybrid tiger-snake in my back garden. Progress is currently slow but on the bright side I have disposed of many unnecessary fingers and one very useless limb.
I enjoy simplicity and have a great desire to greet all equally. Thus the most effective way to achieve both seems to be to have a rather simplified greeting which can be directed at anyone and still bring joyous, yet not too informal, salutations to all.
11/10 for the tiger-snake imagery. Like a good wine a tiger-snake only improves with time.