The Dumbest Attack Ever!

DeletedUser

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Hmm strange, usually zodd has a lot to say I wonder why he is not posting here, at the end of the day this is his thread.
 

DeletedUser

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Man what happened here? This place is emptier than the last venue Murty's dancing circus performed at. It's like someone farted in a really small room...sniff sniff... bodnapa! Use your manners buddy. That guy has some serious talent there, being able to clear a place out like he can but I guess its because he's in Evolution...

Murt, I wouldn't expect an answer from Zodd, replying to that post of yours isn't even worth the time.

Murtius' likely response: Duuuuhhhhh why not? Dat dumbest attack ever.

Eviciouz: Dude, you picked an insignificant attack out of probably hundreds and came to highlight it out here, belittling your opponents because you're too afraid to fight without trying to pull some bs slander campaign or some other type of trickery bullshiza. The original attack in this thread is dumb. There is no excuse for attacking such a low point city with a CS in the first attack without the city even being revolted. Maybe it was accidental but he had the chance to recall it. The attack you posted shows you have entirely too much time on your hands.

Murtius' likely response: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Eviciouz: Murt, quit drooling man.

Murtius' likely response: Duuuuhhhh me sowwy.

Eviciouz: No worries little guy, here's a bib for you. I feel bad having to continue with this but it has to be done. The World posts things like "The Dumbest Attack Ever" to keep up everyone's spirits. The World posts to show that the mighty Evolution isn't really as invincible as they try to convince everyone that they are, they make mistakes just like everyone else. Evolution on the other hand doesn't want to raise the spirits of their brainwashed goons, they want to intimidate and disrespect their opponents. Shows little character and no heart in my book.

Murtius' likely response: Duuuuhhhh okay.

I say quit with these weak attempts at being witty and clever, your tricks are cheap and worn out man. I suggest you find some new ones, or retire now before you end up embarrassing yourself. Oh and there's a third option, shut your trap and battle with honor and dignity. Your choice brotha...
 

DeletedUser

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Evic you're a real moron you know that?
He picked an insignificant attack out of probably hundreds? What, hundreds of that type attacks?
Why wouldn't he come and highlight it here, the thread is called dumbest attack ever and I think every good grepoplayer that actually knows how to attack(so that excludes you and zoddyboy)n would consider this attack a lot dumber than an actual attack escorted by LS and perhaps misleaded.

Also, it's about the dumbest attack ever, not the dumbest action in an conquer ever. The context of the first attack isn't all that important but you guys seem to keep your point that it is that dumb because he attacked a small city, but attacking a big city would be considered an equal ammount of dumb without revolting.
So drop the small city act, and try to learn how to attack from this thread, we've been helping you guys soo much but the kindergarten class just doesn't seem to learn.
Murt, I say let's take them on a schooltrip.

Also, the fact that that you describe Murtius' likely responses as: "duuuuuuh" is a response on the fact that you guys are out of bullets and try to look funny or strong, well good job guys you're real clowns.
I think that that is the dumbest slander attack ever because you're trying to make a respected poster and player, on that always has responded honest and strong, look ridiculous but the only one who's looking ridiculous by it is you little boy.
I feel like a grown-up while discussing with you guys, even though I'm just 16 and zoddyboy is probably over the 50 already.
 

DeletedUser

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Evic why don't you stop been a coward and cancel your VM, takes a really big man to talk trash on the forum while he is in VM. I mean now that its friday which is days after tuesday (D-Day) and your obviously still around I am losing respect for you. Now your just a chicken who talks big but does little else. Therefore your opinion counts for nothing and I wont waste my time entertaining your cowardly dribble.
 

DeletedUser

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Yea and I told your mam she was hot, we all say things that are not true some times, to save peoples feelings :p
See and with that in mind, I have to say Alpha or oh wait, "Real Evolution" is the best alliance.

Truth be told cause I'm more strait forward, "real Evolution"

In memory of Armageddon (the movie)

And this is the best that you c - that the-the Council, the *Alpha Council * can come up with? I mean, you-you're Alpha for cryin' out loud, you put a man on the island, you're geniuses! You-you're the guys that think this **** up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking **** up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these 36 boy scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?
 

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I like the new name, now we can tell everybody that they are our academy and when people look at their stats they'll think "oh yea they must be an academy with that kind of ABP". Plus it proves what we have believed all along, that Spiller is in love with me and wants to have my babies. Long live Real Evolution, call them Alpha or RE or whatever you like but they still make me (and I'm sure many others) laugh with their weak attempts at attacks, defence and mind games.
 

DeletedUser

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Makes me sad when no one responds from the other side of the isle.
 

DeletedUser

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Yea but that's a good attack bod, he didn't waste any ls which is line one in the Alpha training manual. You see we're stupid because we waste time and resources building ls when we should just be sending unescorted land nukes.
 

DeletedUser27883

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I have a lot of dumb attacks on me by Evolution's allies Cosa Nostra lol. A bunch of morons over there.
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Then the idiot attack from another city with the same amount of troops! 2k in troops lost and a lot of resources lost lol. I believe I didnt even have many birimes in the harbor LMAO!
 
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DeletedUser

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lol you talk about people being dumb but you do not realize that you pasted your own troops here.. :p
 

DeletedUser

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Well as far as I can tell, he actually did send LS as escort, but he did send swords to attack together with the slingers.
 

DeletedUser

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Personally when I'm building up a new cities I use athena to get some troops for the farms now, and I have no problem killing them off attacking, once they are dead I don't build any more, but realistically, I'm too lazy to kill them off, so I just send them along and eliminate them as they die.
 

DeletedUser5554

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zoddy is just mad because his alliance couldn't even beat the little 30k TU guy i was last summer even when i got up to double diget attacks on my cities from superior foes...and woke up to being cleared in some of them...they even lost cities to me :) so needless to say hes even more upset about how TU has been wiping them out since the start of my track season in 2011 (;

oh also murtius is more than civil. i hit an inactive streak due to RL issues he took in my guys who were leaderless and looked after them. further more when he had no reason whatsoever to take me on when i returned he did and allowed me to work in TU even when i only had 1 city at the time ;p. id say thats more than civil imo.
 
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