Pnp The Earthquake Enterprise

DeletedUser9465

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Once upon a time, there was a mythical world known as Pi and in this world there was an ecstatic alliance of lords and ladies known to everybody as TEE. And this very honorable and valiant alliance was led by the most brave hero of them all - the untamed, the fearless, the bright, his Holiness himself - THE MIGHTY ARQUIMEDES!!!

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Everything was great in the world of Pi, very much to our hero's liking. But suddenly a villain alliance dared to challenge the Pax Ecstatica, taking their cities and breaking their sieges - the rebel Alliance X. A council meeting was summoned by Arquimedes in order to decide what should be done. All the great TEE warriors were invited to this meeting to voice their opinion:

ArtemisXXX

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grchris8

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Little Boss and davejokey2

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Icarus Sun and Lord Dragon

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And of course, the one and only - jmartir

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All these wise warriors came up with the best solution in these circumstances: let's spy their cities. Let's spy especially their top men. Sooner or later they will crack under pressure and they will quit. Then their cities will ghost and we will be able to finally conquer them. And the AX problem will be gone. So spy my children, Arquimedes said.


And they spied, day and night and night and day. And then they spied again. And again! And again! And again! And again.... Every TEE mighty warrior was spying. Even their pets were spying... Sometime together wit their masters:


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Sometimes alone:

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Realizing that Alliance X is too stubborn and too determined to be scared by some peeping, Arquimede came up with a new plan: "I will release hell on the cities of their top ranked player. xamichee, say goodbye to your walls!"

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Of course, in order to make this plan work, Arquimedes needed the help of his closest ally: a warrior of legend, a fighter that makes every wall in Pi tremble in awe!

yowhatsup man! Don't you recognize me?

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Despite trying their best and receiving a great deal of help from their ally, TEE (now known as The Earthquake Enterprise) failed again. They were shipped some rubbish, but ultimately xamichee's walls still stand high and proud.

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"Arghhh..." - Arquimedes said - "we will have to attack them, it seems. Our precious soldiers will have to die in order to teach these X villains who is the master of Pi. But how should we do it? I know!!! We will attack when they are sleeping."

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And, in the middle of the night, their mighty navies set sail towards xamichee's harbors. This time they will certainly teach AX a lesson. But what's this? What's this I ask you? Panic alert!!!

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Stop your attacks and run for your lives... the villain is online. Run my children, ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......................

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Yes, we are the mighty TEE. We rock your walls and then we run.
 

DeletedUser

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Very entertaining but I think somebody has waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands:D Or, is there another reason?.......

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Image courtesy of Farg
 

DeletedUser9465

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Neither one of these. Your guys are just too predictable. This combines with my erratic sleep program and the fact that I do almost all my work on the computer.

For Farg: this would be a more accurate picture of xamichee.

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DeletedUser

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Yeah but I like to think it's 'coz you can't leave the seat hehehehehe:p
 

DeletedUser9465

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Whatever pleases you then. I will do my best to oblige. :D
 
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DeletedUser9465

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Yeah, I've heard. Probably some kind of retaliation though I never asked for any. But the point is not that I receive some dozens quakes and some hundreds spies every day, rather that no attack follows. As soon as the would be attacker notices that I'm online, he stops attacking. As a matter of fact, it's pretty boring.
 

DeletedUser

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Your PnP has definitely pleased me, regardless or who it's poking fun at. This forum has got so stale with endless rants from Mason about how good he is (the rest of us being Festival lovers of course) & Danny desperately trying to convince everyone that the Global Indians or whatever the hell they're called now are not an MRA

Give me some more!:D
 

DeletedUser

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I know what you mean. If you took a picture of me these days I'm pretty sure I'd look something like this:

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DeletedUser9465

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Indeed. And I didn't make this PnP to mock somebody in particular, but rather to have a good laugh at least. When annoying things happen and you have no way to stop them, at least try to make a good laugh out of them.
 
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DeletedUser

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Well if you're going to poke fun, at least get your facts right. Your pic of Icarus and LD was preposterous, next time get it right:

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