Pnp The life story of TR's biggest star

DeletedUser33297

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Once upon a time in the cosy south eastern part of Troy birth was given to a very, very special player. The way this player plays the game has yet to be equaled. He most certainly is not like the average player, he always supports his alliances members with defence but also offence, uses all templates, is loyal to his alliance, never enters VM because he is scared and most certainly is no turtle.

Ohhh wait, that was the wrong story. Maybe I'll tell you that one another time.​

The player I wanted to tell you about, well guess what, is nothing like that at all. However, this story starts in the same cozy south eastern part of Troy, in ocean 55 and 65. This person is not the average player either, he never ever supports his alliance members with defence nor with offence. He simply does not know what a template is, no matter how hard you try to explain him. Neither was he loyal to his alliance. Ofcourse he enters VM every single time he is under attack. And well, guess what? He is a massive turtle.

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Well, since I can see you are getting bored....​

Let's get into some details:

1 - He Never supports his alliance.

About 99% of the DBP he has gotten while he was in No Rules was gained thanks to attacks and ops on his cities. And as far as stats show that is still the same in TR. All ABP he has gotten is thanks to him Trying for a city/Taking a city, none of it is gained by helping an alliance member out. And finally, he has never participated in any op, not even when he signed up for one.

2 - He does not know what a template is.

In the 6 months he has been in No Rules he has never ever used a template.

Well, let's get some facts out.

What his support requests looked like:

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Just imagine the report being the revolt.

Why doesn't he use templates for asking support? Well, as far as I know there can only be two reasons:

Reason one:

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And Reason two:

What forums looked like:

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What forums looked like for him:

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Since you're getting bored again, let's carry on.

3 - He is not loyal to his alliance.

At the beginning of the world he joined ISIS Conquerors, an alliance that is no longer active on troy because they ghosted.
Once he left ISIS he joined Hyperborea at least they're allies, right? Once again, this alliance is no longer active on troy because they ghosted.
Four days after joining Hyperborea he joined No rules. It is a well known fact that these two alliances has been at war with each other since the day Hyperborea ghosted.

He has been in No Rules for about 6 months, but he left without a single warning to once again join an enemy alliance.
Why did he leave No rules? As far as I know it is because people kept telling him to use the templates and because of this, his last post on the No Rules forums:

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Let's give a bit more details.

This post was made while ISIS and Hyper were having their last OP on No Rules. We had about 20 cities in revolt.

So, let's get back to the post again and look a bit deeper into it.​

1 - Why do you think a non revolted support request will get any attention while there are 20 cities in revolt?
2 - Why would you cry about not getting any support while you said you stacked up the city (this fact also makes clear he really didn't support his alliance)
3 - Is the last part a joke? "But makes you question the losses I've taken support other NR members" You gotta be kidding me right? I can tell you without a doubt that those 10 swords you lost defending your alliance mates would not have made a difference.

A little hint for everybody: Don't cry about not getting support when you don't ever send support yourself.

4 - He enters VM every time he is under attack.

Every single time back in No Rules he entered VM when ISIS and Hyper were running an op on him. And it seems like he has not changed even a little bit.

It's time to get the facts out, or isn't it?

Back in No Rules:

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Currently:

The BP spike:

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VM activated:

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Let's move on, shall we?

5 - He is a massive turtle

The current rankings should show enough to point this out:

ABP ranking:
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DBP ranking:
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451594 out of 512702 total bp is gained thanks to attacks on his cities.


For now this was it, hope you enjoyed it.
 

DeletedUser

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first one :D

enjoyed it...it was long but still it was cool
maybe a few more troll pics? well i like funny Pnp's
but this was great

+rep
 

DeletedUser

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Never heard of the guy to be honest, but enjoyable read thanks
 

DeletedUser30111

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Noob noob noob. I revolted him last week because he has a nice city in the area I'm expanding. Then he sent a bunch of 2-5 LS escorted attacks with like 15 slings each, then he told me my attacks were puny. In the end I was too lazy to time attacks to take the city, but I should have because that one revolt scared him into VM, haha
 

DeletedUser

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Lolz i didnt read all of it sorry... Try make it shorter and to the point. Was funny though :p
 

DeletedUser

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man you talk too much OK, I only had to read the first part of your story and knew who you were talking bout. and i will call him out. He is a crybaby and claims to help his team but, does not help in any way, he does his own thing and does not know how to work in a team, he cannot save himself using VM forever. he will run out of VM and he will give up... guaranteed.

sorry edit, his name is ...keveski ecclecakes or something like that
 
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DeletedUser

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Great story ;) read it all and perfect :D nice to get to know him .....
 

DeletedUser33297

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Thanks for the feedback everybody, I'll see if I can make my next pnp a bit shorter ;)

Although, if this one would be straight to the point I do not think it would be anything good.
 

DeletedUser

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I thought it was good. Wasn't too long. Maybe the support template is just too complex? Who could ever figure out how to bb code their city, post revolt start time and other relevant info for people to support them properly? It is just too hard sometimes ;)
 

DeletedUser

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good read, i didn't find the length a problem

i found it funny how i knew who it would be about just by reading the title
 

DeletedUser

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Not sure who you are talking about here, I didnt see any names but im guessing THunderbolt who recently left TR, I could be wrong but I donno, I havent really paid much attention to them down there.. lol Im just wondering what the story would say if it was about me, lol. lots of goods and bads but mostly good on my behalf, at least I like to think so!
 

DeletedUser33297

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Not sure who you are talking about here, I didnt see any names but im guessing THunderbolt who recently left TR, I could be wrong but I donno, I havent really paid much attention to them down there.. lol Im just wondering what the story would say if it was about me, lol. lots of goods and bads but mostly good on my behalf, at least I like to think so!

It's actually about Kevski Ecclescakes.
 

DeletedUser

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Ahhh, I wouldnt of guessed that, I dont know much about Kevski, wasnt he in MI before?? I vagly remember attacking him a long time ago when it was popeye and me in Lawticks, lol damn that was a long time ago!!!
 

DeletedUser33297

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Ahhh, I wouldnt of guessed that, I dont know much about Kevski, wasnt he in MI before?? I vagly remember attacking him a long time ago when it was popeye and me in Lawticks, lol damn that was a long time ago!!!

I think that was a guy named Kevvo or something as far as I can remember, it at least was not this guy. He's been down south all the time.

PS: sorry for my late reaction, never noticed your post.
 

DeletedUser31212

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The name's Kevster and he was in MI, you're right Kevski was always down south.
 

DeletedUser12512

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I feel the cats pain.

Too many words, not enough impact. Keep up the effort though dude, its good to see people doing PnP's
 
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