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Jets: Tim Tebow can do anything except be a better quarterback than Mark Sanchez.
Lions: Calvin Johnson is the only wide receiver on our team so only pass to him.
Lions receiver's logic: Calvin Johnson is the only receiver on our team so drop the ball when passed to so he gets more catches.
Lions halfback logic: Red zone? Sweet lets fumble
Lions fan logic: The losses are because of one dimension, forced bad play calling, dropped passes, and rookie halfback's fumbling? NAH MAYNE STAFFORD'S FAULT!
Bears: Cutler gets hurt every season and has a high interception rating but is somehow an amazing quarterback
Cowboys: Romo is our lord and savior despite all the losing and 8-8 or worse seasons!
Cowboys fans: "What could be worse than 4 interceptions on MNF?" Romo: "I KNOW 5 INTERCEPTIONS ON MNF"
Jaguars: Losing is okay
Panthers: Cam Newton is a lot like a Fig Newton both crumble under pressure and could never get a ring....Lets draft him.
Falcons: We made the playoffs? Sweet that should do it for the season good work boys
Packers: Cheese is a hat!
Packers: Second straight Super Bowl win? Yeah i'm just not feeling it today guys sorry the Giants can win.
Vikings: No good Qb? Sweet lets take an old injured one
Broncos: Playoff second year QB? Not good enough lets take an old injured one.
49ers: NFC final? Lets not recover the game winning onside
Giants: 8-8? Super Bowl upset.
David Tyree: Bad catch? No problem go go gadget helmet!
Bills: 3-0 start? That's good enough boys.
Old school Bills logic: 35-3 at the half in the playoffs? No problem! 42-38 at the finish.
Patriots: 19-0? 18-1.
Dolphins: Joey Harrington won 4 straight? Bench him.
Redskins: Drafts Griffin, neglects defense.
Eagles: Criminal history? You're our new star quarterback!
Seahawks: 7-9 vs the returning champ? No problem!
Seahawks: Interception? LOL JK REPLACEMENT REFS!
Saints: Breaking Unitas's record? Yeah it was a real Brees
Saints: "Hey guys due to the bounty scandal and lack of defense we signed some new players guys meet Bobba, Jango, and Gredo."
Rams: Going to go 0-16? Nah mayne we got the Lions on our schedule.
Buccaneers: Constant losing with Freeman? Lets start him again.
Cardinals: 5-0 start? We can fix that!
Ravens: Going to the Super Bowl! Whoops our mistake Billy Cundiff is kicking!
Steelers: Assault charges? Star quarterback.
Steelers: New Craigslist adds for offensive linemen are ready!
Bengals: Red Rifle! Backfire!
Bengals: Playing a Steelers team that has no offensive line? That's gonna be a problem...
Browns: Injuries, arrests, and 1-5? Best season start so far!
Texans: Playoffs? *sigh* if only it came down to Billy Cundiff's kicking skills...
Texans: Hosting a losing record team at home on Sunday night football? Well there goes our undefeated streak.
Titans: We'll win the Superbowl someday.
Titans: We're gonna go 0-3! LOL JK we're playing the Lions.
Raiders: Our fans are tougher than our team!
Chargers: Alright guys we shut them out 24-0! Good game!...Wait what do you mean there's 30 more minutes?
Chargers: *Changes name to Chokers*
Chiefs: Predicted 16-0 team goes to Arrow Head Stadium to face a losing Chiefs. Predicted to be 15-1 the next week.
Lions: Calvin Johnson is the only wide receiver on our team so only pass to him.
Lions receiver's logic: Calvin Johnson is the only receiver on our team so drop the ball when passed to so he gets more catches.
Lions halfback logic: Red zone? Sweet lets fumble
Lions fan logic: The losses are because of one dimension, forced bad play calling, dropped passes, and rookie halfback's fumbling? NAH MAYNE STAFFORD'S FAULT!
Bears: Cutler gets hurt every season and has a high interception rating but is somehow an amazing quarterback
Cowboys: Romo is our lord and savior despite all the losing and 8-8 or worse seasons!
Cowboys fans: "What could be worse than 4 interceptions on MNF?" Romo: "I KNOW 5 INTERCEPTIONS ON MNF"
Jaguars: Losing is okay
Panthers: Cam Newton is a lot like a Fig Newton both crumble under pressure and could never get a ring....Lets draft him.
Falcons: We made the playoffs? Sweet that should do it for the season good work boys
Packers: Cheese is a hat!
Packers: Second straight Super Bowl win? Yeah i'm just not feeling it today guys sorry the Giants can win.
Vikings: No good Qb? Sweet lets take an old injured one
Broncos: Playoff second year QB? Not good enough lets take an old injured one.
49ers: NFC final? Lets not recover the game winning onside
Giants: 8-8? Super Bowl upset.
David Tyree: Bad catch? No problem go go gadget helmet!
Bills: 3-0 start? That's good enough boys.
Old school Bills logic: 35-3 at the half in the playoffs? No problem! 42-38 at the finish.
Patriots: 19-0? 18-1.
Dolphins: Joey Harrington won 4 straight? Bench him.
Redskins: Drafts Griffin, neglects defense.
Eagles: Criminal history? You're our new star quarterback!
Seahawks: 7-9 vs the returning champ? No problem!
Seahawks: Interception? LOL JK REPLACEMENT REFS!
Saints: Breaking Unitas's record? Yeah it was a real Brees
Saints: "Hey guys due to the bounty scandal and lack of defense we signed some new players guys meet Bobba, Jango, and Gredo."
Rams: Going to go 0-16? Nah mayne we got the Lions on our schedule.
Buccaneers: Constant losing with Freeman? Lets start him again.
Cardinals: 5-0 start? We can fix that!
Ravens: Going to the Super Bowl! Whoops our mistake Billy Cundiff is kicking!
Steelers: Assault charges? Star quarterback.
Steelers: New Craigslist adds for offensive linemen are ready!
Bengals: Red Rifle! Backfire!
Bengals: Playing a Steelers team that has no offensive line? That's gonna be a problem...
Browns: Injuries, arrests, and 1-5? Best season start so far!
Texans: Playoffs? *sigh* if only it came down to Billy Cundiff's kicking skills...
Texans: Hosting a losing record team at home on Sunday night football? Well there goes our undefeated streak.
Titans: We'll win the Superbowl someday.
Titans: We're gonna go 0-3! LOL JK we're playing the Lions.
Raiders: Our fans are tougher than our team!
Chargers: Alright guys we shut them out 24-0! Good game!...Wait what do you mean there's 30 more minutes?
Chargers: *Changes name to Chokers*
Chiefs: Predicted 16-0 team goes to Arrow Head Stadium to face a losing Chiefs. Predicted to be 15-1 the next week.
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