The Logic of NFL teams

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Jets: Tim Tebow can do anything except be a better quarterback than Mark Sanchez.

Lions: Calvin Johnson is the only wide receiver on our team so only pass to him.

Lions receiver's logic: Calvin Johnson is the only receiver on our team so drop the ball when passed to so he gets more catches.

Lions halfback logic: Red zone? Sweet lets fumble

Lions fan logic: The losses are because of one dimension, forced bad play calling, dropped passes, and rookie halfback's fumbling? NAH MAYNE STAFFORD'S FAULT!

Bears: Cutler gets hurt every season and has a high interception rating but is somehow an amazing quarterback

Cowboys: Romo is our lord and savior despite all the losing and 8-8 or worse seasons!

Cowboys fans: "What could be worse than 4 interceptions on MNF?" Romo: "I KNOW 5 INTERCEPTIONS ON MNF"

Jaguars: Losing is okay

Panthers: Cam Newton is a lot like a Fig Newton both crumble under pressure and could never get a ring....Lets draft him.

Falcons: We made the playoffs? Sweet that should do it for the season good work boys

Packers: Cheese is a hat!

Packers: Second straight Super Bowl win? Yeah i'm just not feeling it today guys sorry the Giants can win.

Vikings: No good Qb? Sweet lets take an old injured one

Broncos: Playoff second year QB? Not good enough lets take an old injured one.

49ers: NFC final? Lets not recover the game winning onside

Giants: 8-8? Super Bowl upset.

David Tyree: Bad catch? No problem go go gadget helmet!

Bills: 3-0 start? That's good enough boys.

Old school Bills logic: 35-3 at the half in the playoffs? No problem! 42-38 at the finish.

Patriots: 19-0? 18-1.

Dolphins: Joey Harrington won 4 straight? Bench him.

Redskins: Drafts Griffin, neglects defense.

Eagles: Criminal history? You're our new star quarterback!

Seahawks: 7-9 vs the returning champ? No problem!

Seahawks: Interception? LOL JK REPLACEMENT REFS!

Saints: Breaking Unitas's record? Yeah it was a real Brees

Saints: "Hey guys due to the bounty scandal and lack of defense we signed some new players guys meet Bobba, Jango, and Gredo."

Rams: Going to go 0-16? Nah mayne we got the Lions on our schedule.

Buccaneers: Constant losing with Freeman? Lets start him again.

Cardinals: 5-0 start? We can fix that!

Ravens: Going to the Super Bowl! Whoops our mistake Billy Cundiff is kicking!

Steelers: Assault charges? Star quarterback.

Steelers: New Craigslist adds for offensive linemen are ready!

Bengals: Red Rifle! Backfire!

Bengals: Playing a Steelers team that has no offensive line? That's gonna be a problem...

Browns: Injuries, arrests, and 1-5? Best season start so far!

Texans: Playoffs? *sigh* if only it came down to Billy Cundiff's kicking skills...

Texans: Hosting a losing record team at home on Sunday night football? Well there goes our undefeated streak.

Titans: We'll win the Superbowl someday.

Titans: We're gonna go 0-3! LOL JK we're playing the Lions.

Raiders: Our fans are tougher than our team!

Chargers: Alright guys we shut them out 24-0! Good game!...Wait what do you mean there's 30 more minutes?

Chargers: *Changes name to Chokers*

Chiefs: Predicted 16-0 team goes to Arrow Head Stadium to face a losing Chiefs. Predicted to be 15-1 the next week.
 
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Eagles: Criminal history? You're our new star quarterback!

A couple of weeks ago Leno joked that Michael Vick had finally gotten a dog again .. and that as much as he fumbled it should be a retriever.:)
 

DeletedUser5554

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Hahaha I wonder if this dog is training for Vick's Backup career?
 
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