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The Nagidos Nag, Issue The one before the one after next but one
Bringing you the Truth through Lies since the day before next Thursday
Never Knowingly Accurate.
Proud to be standing up to truth and honesty. (Not "for"? - Ed)
The Originator of Alternative Facts and False News
This latest issue is remarkable in journalism everywhere for NOT being a special, nor containing a single scoop. As a result, this is a unique piece of journalistic history and that is why we have had to double our cover price this week to take full advantage of you.Bringing you the Truth through Lies since the day before next Thursday
Never Knowingly Accurate.
Proud to be standing up to truth and honesty. (Not "for"? - Ed)
The Originator of Alternative Facts and False News
So in a packed issue, we focus on the following key areas:
Caustic Soda's preparations for war, as they strip out simmers and prepare for the big fight.
Show Me Your Noobies' preparations for war, as they plan a dramatic change of direction.
This is not a Drill's preparations for war, as they polish off remaining resistance in their oceans.
Written in Blood's preparations for war, as they - well, no idea what they're doing, but they have to be preparing for war, stands to reason.
The Langolier Ones' preparations for war, as they look to see what rim ocean they will end up in.
Focus on: Kleos
Word on the street was that these guys have a fairly decent rep on conquest worlds. Doesn't seem to be quite so true about revolt, with antics such as sending alu attacks without and ls escort, and then claiming that an ls nuke a minute before was quite adequate in the circumstances... wish they would attack me like that! Whatever the truth, they appear to be some distance off the levels of organisation expected. Skirmishing now with some of the bigger alliances, could be interesting to watch them...
The least active alliance is LAST OF THE RIM LORDS with 72% active players in the last 24 hours.
Loki has conquered 6 cities from Thor II and lost 1.
Simmers of the century
Mad Dogs have 7 cities in ocean 01! SEVEN! In ocean 01!
Fruitloop of the week
David of Scotland, who seems to think all his problems can be resolved with lightning bolts. GO FIND THAT RIM, DAVID!
In shock news, Ranga1 has joined This is not a Hammer. Wonder what that's all about? Probably just wants to get closer to Beth as Valantine's Day nears.
A close look at... Ocean 33.
A sparsely-populated ocean, here's the top 10 in the ocean:
Rank Name Points Cities Average points
1 MAD DOGS 1455610 221 6586
2 evolution 1154982 187 6176
3 Caustic Soda 666396 50 13328
4 Team 43 573707 99 5795
5 ANGRY DOGS 495930 82 6048
6 300. 488286 48 10173
7 Caustic Juice 128727 13 9902
8 Mild 98836 10 9884
9 Ebi-frya 33862 6 5644
10 LAST OF THE RIM LORDS 33328 5 6666
So Mad Dogs survive here, and even LOTRL have a foothold.
Ebi-frya are here - and also in Ocean 00!
So what does the future hold this far north? Who knows? Who cares?