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Hello everyone, Bend here bringing you the first issue of The Noob Chronicles, which I assume will be an ongoing series until the Noobs of Pella eventually conquer all of our cities. With that said the star of this issue of The Noob Chronicles is Play for Keeps very own Olgsaltydog.
For anyone who read my last PNP you will know that my alliance is at war with the Noobs of Pella. After their very successful last cs attempt they decided to up the stakes and send 3 cs this time. Let’s go ahead and see how successful these amazing cs attempts are.
Salty is just sitting around killing some noobs troops business as usual for him. When all of a sudden he has an incoming cs attempt from 16 hours away…yes your eyes did not deceive you 16 hours. Let’s go ahead and see how the great salty handled this cs with the very little time that he was given.
Well as you can tell that attempt went really well for the Noobs of Pella as all of their attempts do. Anyway the second cs was spotted by salty shortly after the first one and this one was sent from 20 hours away, omg whatever shall salty do, why were Noobs of Pella being mean and giving him such tight time constraints. Anyway again under great duress let’s see how salty dealt with this one.
Well as promised nippleboy showed how much of a pro he is with that great attempt. Shortly after the first two cs were launched salty spots another cs, this one sent from 8 hours away this noob must not of got the memo that cs attempt must be sent from 14 hours out or more. He will get a few lashings for that. Now lets see how good ol salty deals with this one.
Just as he thought he would he landed that cs right in Saltys harbor. So all in all this was quite a successful day for The Noobs of Pella. Now lets go to an interview from our friend over in Noobs of Pella Nipple boy and see what he has to say about the great events of the day.
There you have it folks The Noobs of Pella once again prove they are the superior alliance and it is only a matter of time until they rise to the number one spot. MOS better watch out the noobs are coming for you.
For anyone who read my last PNP you will know that my alliance is at war with the Noobs of Pella. After their very successful last cs attempt they decided to up the stakes and send 3 cs this time. Let’s go ahead and see how successful these amazing cs attempts are.
Salty is just sitting around killing some noobs troops business as usual for him. When all of a sudden he has an incoming cs attempt from 16 hours away…yes your eyes did not deceive you 16 hours. Let’s go ahead and see how the great salty handled this cs with the very little time that he was given.
Well as you can tell that attempt went really well for the Noobs of Pella as all of their attempts do. Anyway the second cs was spotted by salty shortly after the first one and this one was sent from 20 hours away, omg whatever shall salty do, why were Noobs of Pella being mean and giving him such tight time constraints. Anyway again under great duress let’s see how salty dealt with this one.
Well as promised nippleboy showed how much of a pro he is with that great attempt. Shortly after the first two cs were launched salty spots another cs, this one sent from 8 hours away this noob must not of got the memo that cs attempt must be sent from 14 hours out or more. He will get a few lashings for that. Now lets see how good ol salty deals with this one.
Just as he thought he would he landed that cs right in Saltys harbor. So all in all this was quite a successful day for The Noobs of Pella. Now lets go to an interview from our friend over in Noobs of Pella Nipple boy and see what he has to say about the great events of the day.
There you have it folks The Noobs of Pella once again prove they are the superior alliance and it is only a matter of time until they rise to the number one spot. MOS better watch out the noobs are coming for you.
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I will consider putting him in our adoption register at the AANF.